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Title: Electing Not to Vote
Author: Bob Black
Date: 1982,1985
Language: en
Topics: anti-voting
Source: Retrieved on October 5th, 2009 from http://www.inspiracy.com/black/abolition/electing.html][www.inspiracy.com]].  Proofread online source [[http://www.revoltlib.com/?id=3861, retrieved on December 2, 2020.

Bob Black

Electing Not to Vote

If elections are, as Sartre said, “a trap for fools,” then recent voting

trends are in hopeful contrast with other signs of social somnolence.

Not that election results are getting any better. They never will, so

long as anybody wins. The good news is the steady growth of the

nonvoting majority of eligibles which has been “winning” elections for

over sixty years. In place of “majority rule” we see an increasingly

unruly majority.

The 1984 presidential election — the Comet Kahoutek of recent politics —

should have sharply reversed the trend; in fact it only stalled it.

Despite a flashy ideological incumbent; despite the antics of Jesse

Jackson, the Preacher from the Black Lagoon; despite the saliency of the

nuclear war issue and a vote-or-die terror campaign by frantic leftists;

and despite the relative decline in the size of the low-turnout youngest

age-groups, most eligible voters, as usual, found better things to do.

For a system which makes “majority rule” the bywords and buzzwords of

state-of-the-art statism, a chronic crisis simmers which, for once, will

hurt Them more than it hurts us. It seems like the easier the

authorities make it for their subjects to consecrate their coercion with

their votes, the less response to their come-on. They ended poll taxes

and literacy tests, they enfranchised minorities and 18-year-olds, they

provided bilingual ballots — but no one votes less often than the

beneficiaries of these reforms.

“Democracy,”observed Karl Kraus, “means the permission to be everybody’s

slave.” Its claimed superiority over other oppressive arrangements

remains, after centuries of philosophy and propaganda, obscure. That an

abstract, evanescent majority — of whom, is one of the central mysteries

of democratic dogma — could ever claim more than the right to rule

itself has always been a gross impertinence. Yet liberals and the

leftists who tail them assure us, with a straight face, that those who

participate in elections thereby agree to abide by the outcome, whereas

those who abstain have no right to complain since, after all, they could

have voted. This ritual, they assure us, magically expands the scope of

legitimate authority, i.e., cop violence. Beware of democrats offering

rights! Such sophistries stand out in their proper satirical light when,

year in and year out, the majority refuses to rule. What do I care if

some cabal of ambitious opportunists declares me a member of some club I

don’t want to join? Majority rule, shaky enough as a “right,” is openly

malignant when imposed by a minority as a duty. Ralph “Darth” Nader is

only a step ahead of his fellow paternalists in calling for compulsory

voting.

The composition of the nonvoting majority is disturbing to our

overlords. Liberals and leftists, when they’re not gushing slush about

the wisdom of the people, when they’re not promising succor to the

downtrodden, with typical cynicism defame nonvoters — hitherto mainly

poor, minority, and foreign-born — as stupid, uneducated, and

indifferent to their civic responsibilities if not downright

un-American. But by now the voting drop reflects the ongoing

coming-of-age of new eligibles who never do acquire the voting vice, and

the attrition of those of their elders who never kick the habit. Most

aren’t conscious refusniks, but their absence from the rolls today just

may prefigure refusal of the roles tomorrow.

Naturally the (hamster-)wheeler-dealers of the left deliver the

loyalists who make the system work for all their rejective rhetoric. So

do the misnamed “libertarians,” some of whom hallucinate that they’re

anarchists. For that matter, more than a few avowed “anarchists” slunk

into voting booths in 1984, and anarcha-feminist “imagine” (sic)

endorsed Mondale in the pages of Circle A in Atlanta, prompting Ted

López to ask, What does the “A” really stand for? More usually these

loyal oppositionists serve up pathetic no-win third parties which offer

a “choice”; the choice, having gone to the bother of voting in the first

place, of making absolutely certain (not just 99.99% certain) of wasting

one’s vote. Proposals to reward voters with green stamps make more

sense. Why not enfranchise pigeons and offer them pellets? The real

meaning of “Don’t waste your vote” is, don’t cast it.

The mini-parties solicit votes as a form of “protest,” but as a medium

of expression, a can of spray-paint has it all over any election. As

conformist as voters are, no two of them mean precisely the same by

their votes even if cast for the same candidate.

Yet the votes as tallied are anonymous, impersonal and interchangeable.

A vote once cast is cast away; it then belongs to the pundits and

politicos to make what they will of it. And a candidate once elected

will tell you what to do, no matter what went before. You can’t protest

fundamentals by voting: voting is bound up with them. There’s no such

thing as voting against voting.

Contrary to the anthill collectivists, it’s stupid to say nonvoting is a

merely personal, “individualistic” gesture. What could be more

privatized and isolated than casting a “secret ballot” (evidently

designed for people with something to hide) all by yourself which

acknowledges your status as replaceable part of a polity you never asked

to belong to? Collective action against electoral alienation is fully as

feasible as running for office, but strangely, it holds no appeal for

power-hungry “progressives.”

No need to address the populist reforms (initiative, referendum, recall,

etc.) contrived to outflank corporate control of the state. At best they

never worked that way. At worst they became the vehicle for regressive

“reforms” like California’s Proposition 13 which were KY’d into the body

politic by monied cabals who buy the mass media. As with the Ptolemaic

system, the effort to rectify the electoral system with epicycles

inevitably went awry. The crisis of democracy transcends all gimmickry.

Every politician’s “platform” is a scaffold. Which of two fungible

fakers assumes a particular office is a matter of decreasing relevance

to reality. A voter is far more likely to be hit by a car on the way to

the polls than s/he is of affecting the outcome of an election, to say

nothing of changing real life.

How much lower will the vote totals go before the “winners” are ashamed

or afraid to take office?

People aren’t as stupid as the politicians think. More and more of us

are laughing off our “civic duty” to vote, rejecting the role of

compulsory constituent.

What if they gave an election and nobody came? We’ll find out pretty

soon.