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Ahhh,,,,,,,,, crack cark (carkinh nukles) carka ckar (crackin wihp)
well its good to be back with you , reders of
???????I MaDCaP 2002 v1.03 Issue #1 I???????
???????I Partners in Crime III I???????
???????I Wit Robert Townsend I???????
HAH! Its USSSSSSSssss WERE BACK!
well, this is kinda a dissapointment since your a fag who reads
'obloids cool and you are too if you worship us'
ptf this is gonna be an issue of not slandering oblios
but instead we are gonna reintroduce oyu to us
yeah taths right
cuz in 2002 :
? ?
Don't call it a comeback =LL CoOL J=
? -=Spokesperson for MadCAp '02=- ?
well first lest clear up some misconseptiosn about madcap
with the _FAQ-MADC.ZIP_ file appended to this
?=-----------------------------------------------------------------=?
=M?DC?P F?Q/Frequently Asked Questions=
Q) Aren't you ONLY for white 13 year old males who type ni
caps lock only?
A) ONNONNONON!. Its just that noone is cool enuff to admit they
enjoy us. to anser you im gonna append a file from us
caled _WHYWHY.MAD_
hey all you out thier im goona tell yua all why noone likes madcap
read these hera aer the reasons
1. Afraid of those who are cooler thatn them.
2. thinks wer racits, wre not, wre just ignoteratnyt
3. all think if they ignor us than they can make theuir
own shit but actually STEAL ours
i men how many files di you see like this BEOFRE MaDCaPP? NONE.
Now there ar ea10000000000000000 file_id.Diz that are like:
- ***********************************
- [ Kook koo puffs present:**********
888888888*****************
[Wacky Funnyu stuff! HAR AHR
by Gir Draxon
KKP#183
888888888*****************
888888888****************
888888888****************
whata bucnh of FAGSSsssssss (not you com your a trator
)
4. they are scared to go with the DIGITAL UNDERGROUND
big nose fonky in the |^|
5. Madcap has no UNITY or flow.
the last one is the best. you say 'madcap ahs no sense of order'
so you suck and hers why.
1. just do it by order of DATE. thats way you can see how we
developed, and its fun
2. we need no order. chaos is what makes everythni gnad thats
how it is that s whu the ANARKISZT$ CooKB0oK is shit
cuz its not anarchy, its like:
Bannaan Bomb
Ingredients:
1 oz. Bananan 5 Oz. Ether
2 lb. Gunpowder 6 lb. helium
4 Tspoons Garlic 1 cork
thast crak pipe!!!!!!!11111111111111
If it was TRUE anarchy, it would be:
xxxxxxxxBLOW shit UP with an BANNNNNNNAN!!!!!!!! Hyah wowowowo
123123123123 anarky muthafucks ____
weewqweq just get a lorra s|hit |that'll blow SHIT up!!11
erterqtq |____|____
ert qr OWOWOWOW AWRITGHt | | eoeyuo
er get a _____| | 123lkdiojqweroij34
ANARKY ertert fuckin BANNAN!
ROCKS AND BLOW SHIT UP fucking MUTHAFUCKA COK!
me NuTTz
THE KRUKER THE KRUKER on yoru ASS BiTHC
errrrrrrrrerq ererreeeeeeee owowowowowo ow wo ow
now don't confuse this with this:
BANNA BOMB AN ORIGINAL RECIPE BY MAJOR STRYKER
OK HERES HOW YOU MAKE A BANNABOMB
FIRST YOU GET 1 OZ OF BANNA ANBD THEN
YOU GET 2 LBS OF GUNPOWDER AND WHATS
NEST IS COOL AND THEN YOU GET 4
TSPOONS OF GARLIC AND THEN YOU GET
6 LBS OF HELIUM AND THEN A CORK
AND THEN YOU BLOW SHIT UP LIKE
A GARBAGE CAN IN GLENDALE THATS
WHERE IM FROM AND ME AND BLOOD WIZZ
LIKE TO GO GO-KARTING AND RC CAR
RACING ON SUNDAY AND I BLEW UP
A CAN OF PAINT ONCE AND IT WAS
RAD THIS IS ALL TOTALLY ORIGINAL
MAJOR STRYKER OF ULTIMATE ORIGINAL DEATH [UOD]
CALL THE BOMB SHELTER AT [815]392-1823
there is a BIG BIG diffrence
3. another reson noone like s MAdcA P is because
theY THINK IS NOLY 2 PEOPLE!
its NOT true. ther eis about 100 people
writeing for us, all unique!!!!
the best SHIT is from Hub and Chu
but don;'t count otua the DESING TEAMS
GeEZ do you need GONZO iNC greets TO know
about ALL the Peopel?
Q) Doesn't James Hetfield write all the MaDCaP files?
A) NO NON ON ON ON ON ON ONON he has ABSOLTLY NOTHINg
to DO with US! He is an IMPOSTERRRRRRRR
he is BUTT fiends with GOF and MADE HIM
TALK by slippin HIM some LSD
and tHATS how HE KNOWS The STUFF
he Gets ONSULTSED BY CHU__ and __BERT and
HE LIKES IT hes got 'no self esteem' -some band before the offsping
HE incluides US in his shit but here are some REALITYS about JH
a. he wont hold the madcap shit on his boar
cuz it makes fun of true things about him
ie. Metallica tshirts and dirty hitops
b. he poses as our PAL, but then treast us like doo doo
brown
c. Hes got no cok
d. product of DATE RAPE STEVE and MARTHAS
incestus LOVE.
c. he will CUMN when he reads his name in PRINT!
especailly from MDACAP
(namely Starkaboudket and Palle)
Q) Where can i get madcap files?
A) Just look at the end.
Q) What is MiLK, or M&T? Is it a branch of ?M?DC?P?, they seem
similar.
A) No. You are a master of the obvious, they are very much
simialr. Te problem is, MaDcAP have been at it for 5 years
they have DOne EVERYTHING that JH has done, if they havent
it was because BLAH did it before Madcap. (they were compeeters
in the early 90's)
lte me cote a few things, ok?
goos: =OBLOID.MAD=
_ _ fun fun fun
Heres an equation! Fun Fun MR. Science (.)_(.) /
|\ MMM /|
\_____/
Obloid ? (MadCap (FUSE) BLaH) + NG Captures
in english thas
Obloid is nothing more than MadCap fused with Blah with some cheezy NG caps.
=OBLOID.MAD=
in a way that is TRUTH, but not so much anymore... here it is:
Obloid ? (MadCap (FUSE) BLaH (FUSE) ZaN) - (.99999*MadCap) -(.99999*BLaH)
-(.99999*Zan)
it should read:
obloid is nothing more than madcap fused with blah fused with zan
minus all but.00001 of each. That NG captures don't count cause
i made a mistake and forgot that both BLAH AND zan did that
here is another quote:
=NEWMILK.TXT=
You look at people like [..............] they created
something from something else.. they mutated influences.. they became
collages of different things.. you became a carbon copy; an ursurper. And
you're quite good at it.
=NEWMILK.TXT=
its from GUDIO SNATCHEZ
everyone knows hes a liar, so everythong he says is a lie
first to totally undertsand this lettttts play
wheel of fortune v2.0
[..... ........] the puzzle is 'FAG' spin the wheel kung FU ok, yeah 200$
[..... ........] cun i haff an R. <BUZZ> sorry no R, ok its tiem fo r
[..... ........] RODNY KNIG aww TOOBad rodny your a stinky negroi so you
[..... ........] don't get any turns too bad bithd! ok go bently from
[..... ........] the geffersons, okyeh 500$ mey i have an S sir, DING!
[....S ........] its there! go agan hmmmmmmmmmm FAG, eh? oh of course!
[....S ........] is it.... JAMES HETFIELD??????? DIGN SING DING!!!!! yhes
[JAMES HETFIELD] !!!!!!!!!!!! IT ISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! YAaaaaaaha
now an aspetc of a GweedLie, is that he tells a partial truth.
tru,e JH is a mutation, but not how mark said it. he looks like
MASK with rat nuke teeth because of his moms heavy drinkng in the
third trimester. and also he is a mutation, with his gorups and
borad but didn't BE it , he just stole eevrythuing!!!!!!!111111
se? even gweeds says it, but you have to know him like i dio
Q) Aren't you guys RACIST?
A) Freedom of speech baby. I'm not racist, and would enjoy a levelheadsdd
race falme session, even if it was 100 blakc and 100 hispanis
ans 100 orientals, and 100 of every race against just me
i don't ever say anythign to be seriouisly biased, but thedn
again i could be just sayign thatcuz im smart liek Hitler. is do
understain th e repercussions f saying reacially slanted things
but its not my fault so many eopelll see what athey want to.
and not my fault that their DORTY DIRTY birds!i don't do it because
were ganignig
up on em and id do it f i had assurance that it would only be open
mindede words, never action like pullin a gat or a driveby. id nev er
ever ever take racially biased actions, tuhsly i never hurt tanyone.
Remember, blacks are only 3/5s of a person! if someonet akes
what i say as propaganda, tats too bad because me and WESLY will
kick ther assssssses. And if not then kevin and badsector will help
well ehvae magic cards and beat them with a 3/3 Pussy Face Dooky Red
my best friend is the fastest weasle in the projects too
Q) Aren't you guys SEXIST?
A) no, sexLESS in every sense of the word.
heres a clip of MaDCAP UNplugged a tune called
SEXUp bluwes
i was born my fingers gone
im a teen cant masturbate
rubbed my dick upon the iron
pulled it offe a bit too laet
now my glans and penis shaft
is scarred up and all around
i dont feelit anymore
when its in antholes in the ground
so i need to preten d i m some big sexxy devil
so that LCN me and Pudding Sailor will have a Foursome!
yes! ge got too coks
Q) I have no more questiosn but i have to say tha you
are the coolest in the school okok ok it was
me the hole time hHE soooooo WHAT? fuck goat butt ernie and
ocsar the grouch
=M?DC?P F?Q/Frequently Asked Questions=
?=-----------------------------------------------------------------=?
Ne Wu Se R Si N Na Ho W Se
?M?DC?P 2002 v1.03 CRaM CaPS!(c)?
Here are all the new membertl and the offical madcpa blcaklist OTO~!!!
NeW MeMbers| Schindler - Had a COOL list, gave it to NaZiBoT
Marader - Expert of DOOM and Masters of Oroni
White Bronco - goes zooooom drives OJ and OJ's Pal
Nicole Simpson - ohh ohhhhh oh wo OJ
Dean O'Donnell - dodo@WPI.EDU
Tim Sweeney - 72662.1725@compuserve.com
BaLKCLiST!!!!! : Jamse hetfeld -sinfeld's cusin
Platinum Ego -poops yellow
Miget Cesar -Crack baby product of a ceserian sction
$tatman - physical therapy/taunted by high shelf
(sory)
Lady CatNIgga - won't share cooky with Pudding Sailor
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