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         SHOPPING CENTER ANTICS
             by The Trooper
 
    This is a very small list, so there's not much here. More parts will be com
ing.......
 
        Get bored in shopping centers? Well bud, this file is for you!
 
-1- At home make yellow signs like:
 
                   /\                              /\
                 /    \                          /    \
               /  GEEK  \                      /  NAZI  \
             <     ON     >                  <     ON     >
               \ BOARD! /                      \ BOARD! /
                 \    /                          \    /
                   \/                              \/
 
 And tape them on people's back car windows in the parking lot.
 
-2- Put Crazy Glue on escalator steps.
 
-3- Put fake blood on a steak knife, and leave it an elevator.
 
-4- Toss fake spiders in an elevator
 
-5- Put tons of play money in a brown paper bag, and leave it on a seat in the 
eating hall.
 
-6- Instead, dump the money over a balcony.
 
-7- Put itching powder on the toilet paper, and roll it back up.
 
-8- Rub crazy glue over toilet seat until you can't notice that it's there.
 
-9- Draw a porno picture on a big piece of paper, roll it and wrap it up. Pit a
poster and price tag sticker on it, and put it in the shelf with the other post
ers at some store.
 
-10- Bring a porno program to computer store, boot the disk and get the hell ou
ta there!
 
 
Bonus:
 
VENDING MACHINE ANTICS
 
-1- Put foreign coins or play change in the change return.
 
-2- Put dog shit it the change return slot.
 
-3- Stuff an M&M bag with marbles and put it in the slot where the stuff comes 
down.
 
-4- Put bottle caps in a chip bag and stick it in the slot.
 
Well...sorry if some are a little stupid, but it's 3AM...so I'm outta here.
 
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