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SHOPPING CENTER ANTICS
by The Trooper
This is a very small list, so there's not much here. More parts will be com
ing.......
Get bored in shopping centers? Well bud, this file is for you!
-1- At home make yellow signs like:
/\ /\
/ \ / \
/ GEEK \ / NAZI \
< ON > < ON >
\ BOARD! / \ BOARD! /
\ / \ /
\/ \/
And tape them on people's back car windows in the parking lot.
-2- Put Crazy Glue on escalator steps.
-3- Put fake blood on a steak knife, and leave it an elevator.
-4- Toss fake spiders in an elevator
-5- Put tons of play money in a brown paper bag, and leave it on a seat in the
eating hall.
-6- Instead, dump the money over a balcony.
-7- Put itching powder on the toilet paper, and roll it back up.
-8- Rub crazy glue over toilet seat until you can't notice that it's there.
-9- Draw a porno picture on a big piece of paper, roll it and wrap it up. Pit a
poster and price tag sticker on it, and put it in the shelf with the other post
ers at some store.
-10- Bring a porno program to computer store, boot the disk and get the hell ou
ta there!
Bonus:
VENDING MACHINE ANTICS
-1- Put foreign coins or play change in the change return.
-2- Put dog shit it the change return slot.
-3- Stuff an M&M bag with marbles and put it in the slot where the stuff comes
down.
-4- Put bottle caps in a chip bag and stick it in the slot.
Well...sorry if some are a little stupid, but it's 3AM...so I'm outta here.
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