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- THE PYRO-MANIAC'S GUIDE TO FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT -
- Volume I -
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- By all good anarchist's best friend, -
- The Great White -
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- Courtesy of Cal Songsinger -
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- Sherwood Forest Dark Castle -
- 300/1200/10 meg 300/1200/10 meg -
- (815) 436-5610 (815) 729-0188 -
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Today boys and girls we will tell you all about having fun with a few
simple items that you can buy easily or may even have in your home.
Since most of you are simple-minded, uncoordinated morons, I will start
you
out slowly and simply (like you).
Our first project is a sure fire way to be the life of the party. Real
sure fire. This item is called a "Handy House Warmer." All you need are
three
items which can easily be obtained. The first item is a roll of electrical
tape
(starts easy). Second, a large can of Sterno, easily bought at any camping or
hardware store. Third, an M-80 or other similar explosive plaything.
Step one in the construction of our pyrotecnic wonder is to remove the
top
of the sterno and, using an ice pick or other sharp item, punch a hole in the
top of the can. Step two is placing the M-80 into the sterno gel. Make sure
it
is well covered by the gel. Step three is to replace the cap, making sure to
thread the M-80 fuse through the hole in the cap. After securing the lid
tightly on the can, you can start the final phase to fun. The last step is
simply to wind tape tightly around the entire can, making sure to cover it
completely with at least three layers of tape but not more than six layers.
Now, as you can tell, when you go to use our incendiary toy to cheaply
and
efficiently heat any home in your neighborhood, all you have to do is light
the
fuse and run. The other advantages of this are that Sterno sticks to almost
anything and is very difficult to put out, needing to be completely smothered,
and that Sterno is highly prone to reignition (very similar to napalm). This
type of firecracker is handy in small areas such as inside cars, small rooms,
phone booths, rectums, etc...
Now, I am not advocating the use of this item for anything but your own
personal fireworks displays and enjoyment, but where and what you call
enjoyment
I won't judge.
Well, boys and girls, that's all for today. Hope you enjoyed our time
together and remember my motto: DEATH IS JUST A STATE OF MIND.
T. T. F. N. from G. W.