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dsfadsfgafgf - God n' SOle II - Sun Mar 07
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God: 'I've been expecting you'
SOle: 'Really?'
God: 'yes, Really. Who do you think pumped the gas into the chamber?'
SOle: 'It was you?'
God: 'Yes it was me. Expediting your removal from Earth was the least I
could do.'
SOle: 'It wasn't my fault. You gave me a traumatic childhood'
God: 'George lucas did that; not I. No one made thee watch..'
SOle: 'B B But the hype and my Dad forced m..'
God: 'SILENCE! Millions of children grew up with the shame and disappointment
of Jar Jar Binks, most of them only turned out to be weirdos & sexual deviants;
but you! For Shame! Go and have thine memory erased.. No.. *uck it..
INTO THE VOID!
I'll see you in fifty thousand years...' ....