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fellas, i think i'm starting this rants stuff with a bang.
what the fuck is a tiktok and why is it everywhere? i kinda need answers.
i don't see the appeal: it has really cringe memes and caused the quality of memes to degrade in my eyes, and has stupid dances with annoying soundsalad. i literally had to use the term "soundsalad" to explain it. it's like wordsalad by the way. i fear seeing portrait mode videos sent to me by my friends now. it's really freakin' weird, fellas.
it's also really spooky, like it gets to know *you* better than *you* knowing *you*, even if you just do a few swipes in there! it lurks hard on your phone to get every crumb of knowledge, from what i know! really scary! just read the privacy policy there, the term "privacy" for them is practically a joke.
everything on red play button zone (i can't mention the site! you know it well!) is a tiktok repost or shortened to be like a tiktok post, everything under 10 seconds on there from back then are turned into shorts AUTOMATICALLY, with that HORRIBLE layout. basically historical videos are made harder to watch. everything on ANY website is basically a tiktok repost or something that belongs there! I CAN'T EVEN ESCAPE IT!
EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE IT IS, IT'S THE TIKTOK! MY FRIENDS USE IT, MY ACQUAINTANCES USE IT, AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE IT!! THEY ALL LOOK AT THEIR HAND-COMPUTERS THAT DISPLAY SOME RANDOM PERSON FLAILING THEIR ARMS UP AND ABOUT WITH WEIRD SOUNDS LIKE SOME FREAKIN' ZOMBIES!! FELLAS, I NEED HELP! I AM GOING INSAAAANE!!!
alright, thanks for coming to my *tik* talk. horrible pun, i'm sorry. stay cool, fellas!