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Shower instructions 🚿

Stand under a shower so that the water is hitting you on the back of your neck.
Tip you head forward. Adjust until the water mostly runs down the front of your body.
Hold you arms straight aginst your body, slightly to the front. Adjust until the water runs down your arms.
Lift your hands away from your body and spread your fingers. Adjust until the water runs down your fingers.

You are now SHOOTING WATER OUT OF YOUR FINGERS! Use this superpower wisely.

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