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Getting off the Earth (If you want to)
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These simple steps should aid all of you who need to leave Earth as soon as
possible:
1) Phone NASA (713-483-0123). Explain that it's very important that you get
away as quickly as possible.
2) If they do not cooperate, then try to get someone at the White House
(202-456-1414) to bring some pressure to bear on them.
3) If you don't get any joy out of them, phone the Kremlin (ask your overseas
operator to connect you to 0107-095-295-9051) and ask them to bring a little
pressure to bear on the White House on your behalf.
4) If that too fails, phone the Pope for guidance (011-39-6-6982).
5) If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain
that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill
arrives.
[The above reproduced courtesy of The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Part
One by Douglas Adams, all rights reserved]
respectfully submitted by Sidney Schreiber on the twenty-third day
of the second month of the one thousand nine hundred and eighty
third day of our phreak. cheers