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Getting off the Earth (If you want to) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= These simple steps should aid all of you who need to leave Earth as soon as possible: 1) Phone NASA (713-483-0123). Explain that it's very important that you get away as quickly as possible. 2) If they do not cooperate, then try to get someone at the White House (202-456-1414) to bring some pressure to bear on them. 3) If you don't get any joy out of them, phone the Kremlin (ask your overseas operator to connect you to 0107-095-295-9051) and ask them to bring a little pressure to bear on the White House on your behalf. 4) If that too fails, phone the Pope for guidance (011-39-6-6982). 5) If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives. [The above reproduced courtesy of The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Part One by Douglas Adams, all rights reserved] respectfully submitted by Sidney Schreiber on the twenty-third day of the second month of the one thousand nine hundred and eighty third day of our phreak. cheers Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open