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The Pirates Sniglets By:The G-man On:5/27/85 Has any of this ever happened to you? Did you wish you could figure out why this happens to you,the pirate? Well wish no more my friend for I,have given thought to this prob and started "The Pirates Sniglets" For those of you who don't know what a Sniglet is:SNIGLET:A word that belongs in the dictionary but isn't. Ok now..here we go... Screamage:The un-controlable urge to yell at another pirate with some phrase like "MODS" or "RAD WAREZZ!" --------------------------------------- Cariloss:The weird happening when you tell AE to auto-search and it just sits there "AE:auto-searching" --------------------------------------- Sysonobb:Any sysop who logs you off his board just to be a jerk --------------------------------------- Wiz-none:When you call Wiz-Net in the morning or late at night and nobody is on ---------------------------------------- Lost-wareage:When looking through your Flip n' file and can't find a certain ware ---------------------------------------- Diskuco:Any disk in your collection that doesn't come out of your Duo disk when you push the thing in ---------------------------------------- Chatage:The annoying grunting sound your drive makes when no disk is in the drive --------------------------------------- Blinkies:The annonying blinking characters that appear on your screen when your computer overheats ---------------------------------------- noterminalism:When calling boards for fun and you don't have a terminal prog.- This is the mad dash to put something in --------------------------------------- Late-nightisidis:When staying up late to call a good or bad board and every time you try it's busy --------------------------------------- If you have any more Pirates Sniglets please contact me on these boards: Digital Dimension:714-891-3334 The Roadhouse:714-533-6967 Thanx to....Masked Adventurer The Swindler Inspiration by Rich Hall of NNTN on HBO G-MAN The Apple Abode...714-891-4150 Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open