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|                      K-K00L D00DS PART III                      |
|            Written and compiled by Radioactive Snail            |
|                  Original credits to The Edge                   |
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                  | Featuring REALtime character mode |
       | Idea by Radioactive Snail [F] Few rights reserved |
 | Notice : You have three lines of spaces to turn your control |
      | show off (This will not screw up your computer) |

Its CTRL-Q then "A" if you are stupid ...                               
                                                                    
                                                                    
Okay, oh, this must be viewed with AE to make it work with REALtime ...

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We will begin our story with Lynol Leech Jr. this time, Lynol is just in the
process of booting his computer : Added footnote : leeches seldom have auto -
start ROM, so they boot and start in machine language ...

                                APPLE ][



]BRUN AE

(TIME PASSES)

                              ASCII EXPRESS "PRO"
                                  VERSION 2.0
                           SOUTHWESTERN DATA SYSTEMS

AE : READY
->DIAL : 692-1213
AE : DIALING : 692-1213
AE : WAITING TO CONNECT 
AE : CONNECT 




ENTRY : BLEAH

(>DIRECTORY
DISK VOLUME 254


 B 139 AE
 S 003 LUNA.MAC
 T 004 AE.HELLO

 T 001 KINGS QUEST II ON VOL.13
 T 001 /F/RADIOACTIVE SNAIL
 T 001 WHO JUST KILLED KATHY HAM
 T 001 ON PARALLAX
 T 004 TO SYSOP
 B 106 DAS BOOT<106>/F/U 234

53 SECTORS (23K) AVALIABLE

(>LOG DRIVE :
CURRENT     : S6 D2 V0
RETURN/NEW  : S7 D1 V13

DISK VOLUME 013


 B 331 KING'S QUEST [S2]<331>
 B 129 KING'S QUEST [S3]<129>

 T 001 KING/F/RADIOACTIVE SNAIL
 T 001 THIS IS K.K. II ROMANCING
 T 001 THE THRONE
 T 001 ~12IIII~~I

0 SECTORS (0K) AVALIABLE

(>SEND : KING'S QUEST [S1]<134>
294 BLOCKS
+>FILENAME? KING'S QUEST [S1]<134>
READY TO RECIVE
FILETYPE 04
BLOCK_<#01>
AE : ABORTED

SYSOP BREAKING IN FOR CHAT ...

Sorry but that is not dl-able for now (reserved for Jo-nas) call back ...

WHY?

he wants it.

GIVE IT TO ME FIRST!

no way.


(Ed note : Lynol is being very brave for a leech at this point, but he finally
gives up, wets his pants, and disconnects ...)

AE : H)ANG UP
->

[click - powerswitch, another leech foiled, but the job is only half done,
         ONLY YOU can prevent leeches, and keep them off the boards ... think
         about it for awhile, are YOU a leech?  If so follow instruction in
         K-K00L D00DS vol.1 by the edge ... a public service message from your
         local Quiet Riot guild ...]

Oh, and the board Lynol called was the >Grunt< AE, but that was not necessarly
the sysop talking in chat (it wasnt him because he probably would have thought
it was me and hung up ... I like to bother him ...) and the number is

                      >Grunt< AE    : (214) 692-1213
                             10 Meg Sider!

Ed note : If anyone wants to write a vol.IV go ahead, if you (are stupid) and
dont know how I did that REALtime thing, I just put allot of CTRL-X 's wherever
I wanted a pause ... if CTRL-X futzed your computer and melts your disk drive,
well I suppose I have to say I'm sorry (hehe) ... later,

                                         Radioactive Snail ...

               ~ <--- Snail ...

     (realtime character mode removed in this version for Normal Leeching)