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THIS IS A FLAME
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Dear
[ ] asshole [ ] fag [X] ignorant snot [ ] prick
[ ] nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] lonely masturbator [ ] computer geek
[ ] retard [ ] sycophant [ ] Samuel Stoddard
You are being flamed because
[ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread
[ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
[X] you posted a "test"
[ ] you used vi and left a whole bunch of editing garbage
on the screen
[ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three times
in the past week
[ ] you claimed to have the original GGBJ
[ ] you posted some sort of religious crap that doesn't belong in this
group
[ ] you posted an article that was not funny, unoriginal and very
boring
[ ] your mother dresses you funny
To recant, you must
[X] actually post a humorous article
[ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk
[ ] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours
[X] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you)
[ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq
[ ] give your MP (Congressman in U.S.A., I guess) a donation of three
hemp plants to decorate his office
[ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes be renamed to
peroffspringopenings
[ ] cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off
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Thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please detest from
the offending behaviour that led to this flame.
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