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[-] The Ever Present Leech October 6, 1985 [-]
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[-] Scribed By => Storm Shadow [-]
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[-] Call: The Twilight Zone AE Line ... (415) 343-5337 No Password [-]
[=] The Assassin's Guild ... (415) 592-9753 RUSH [=]
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Ha, this is dedicated to all you little losers that happen to be reading this file now. I hate to tell some of you this, but you might be insulted by this file. And by no means is it meant for people who are not decent pirates. But I know that this will not dicourage you losers, so I suppose I will procede...
This file is a truthful and fictuous, it compiles some certain things that many people just might say, and some that I have had the pleasure in being there with my Copy Buffer on...
{AE Simulation}
AE: Dial: 343-5337
Dialing: 343-5337
AE: Waiting for Connect
AE: -> Term
ENTER YOU NAME: ZAP [The password used to be ZAP, but now it just asks for
their name]
WELCOME TO AE V2.2A
WELCOME TO ... [The welcome file]
[+>
AE: Chat ON
AE: -> Term
Hey dude, you were supposed to put your name in.
Oh, I was?!??!@??#@????? Sshit I ef cant dkfjsede waht I sd am sd fd typingasdf!2847234!Q*I!#@@!@?!#?!#!@!#!#
Try hitting Control Q, and then hit "K"...
[A few minutes passes ... ]
Hello?
Yeah, what took so long?
I duno, d00d, what is youra latest warez?
Hmm, I think it is The Great American Cross Country Road Race...
Gee, thats radez, can I get that from you?
Sure, what is your latest?
Not much... I have been out of it for a while... Went to Tahoe for a week!!!!!!!!
Whatever dude...
Oh, I just wanted to tell you that I love to leech things, and I dont upload...
Fuck off loser...
+>AE: Hang-up (def=n): Y
AE: Connection Terminated
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Here is one when I was playing Ultima IV...
Ring..... Ring.....
SS: Twilight Zone...
Loser: Wheres da AE?
SS: It's down...
Loser: Put it up... I want to use it...
SS: I'm using the computer...
Loser: So, put it up... I can upload too...
SS: What can you upload {Shit what a loser} ?
Loser: Karateka III, and Great American Cross Country Road Race II!!!!!!
SS: Shut up loser...
Click...
Ring...
SS: Twilight Zone...
Loser: Fuck you asshole...
SS: Ahh, go beat off with a spoon, that is if you have a dick!
Click {Loser hung up this time...}
{BBS Simulation}
Welcome to Star Fleet Command...
Enter Password or 'NONE': ~~~~ {NONE}
Welcome to the Star Fleet Command... I would just like to say that if you phreak, hack or anything of the sort, I dont want you on here. My mommy doesn't like things like that. So if you are one of these Losers get lost..
Enter First Name: STORM
Last Name: SHADOW
Enter you voice phone Number (it will be checked)
XXX-XXX-XXXX : 415-343-5337
Enter 4 letters to be used in your password : LOZE
Your Password is: 3LOZE
...
Announcements:
Welcome.. The system has now been up for 6 months, we now have 6 users, lets get some messages... System is getting better every day!
+>AE: Hang-up (def=n) : y
AE: Connection Terminated
{AE Simuation}
Enter your name: Doctor Disks
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[+>Paging Sysop now 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9
AE: Chat ON
AE: -> Term
Hello?
Hi this is doctor disks, do you have Fireworks Construction Set for the Commodore?
No, I have an apple...
This isn't a Commodore line??? Get a commodore fool, they whip apples you loser!
Get off it loze, go be Commie Bob!
Whoze Commie Bob?
You, fag!
Your an asshole
Oh yeah MR. Dannie Wu 579-7308...
I am not Dannie Wu...
Go fuck you little Brother Willie...
I dont have a brother...
Shut-up, say hi to bu-fu bro for me!
Fuck you... [Click, he hung up!]
{One day ...}
God: Hey leech!
Leech: Whoze that?
God: It's me, God... You really should stop beating off in the shower, you know that every time it rains you get a hard on!
Leech: No I dont!
God: Dont argue with me loser, I'm God!
Leech: So?
God: That means... Use you dick for what it's for, fucking your girlfriend, but beating off!
Leech: Yuk, I hate girls...
God: Shit man!
Leech: Girls have Cudiez!
God: I have created a problem!
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Oh well, that is all I have for right now, as soon as I get more, I will write another file..
-Have you killed a leech today?
Crank some of these Ever Present Leeches:
Space Ace (Jason Sills) ... 348-8334 ... 348-3165
Doctor Disks (Dannie Wu) ... 579-7308
Pirates Disks (Willie Wu) ... 579-7308
The Minute Man (Tim Arthur) ... 574-3610
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