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10 Date: Mar 18/86 Time: 5:22 Pm
Subject: having disc drive problems?
From: JASON HARLOW
There are many ways to get rid of any problems you may have with your disc
drive. Here are a few:
- Throw it off a cliff
- Hit it with a sledgehammer
- Send it up in the Space Shuttle
- Insert dynamite in drive 1
- Run it over with a bus
- Feed it a can of Cherry Pepsi daily
- Put it in front of a herd of stampeding buffalo
- Put it in a barrel and send over Niagra falls
- Send it in the mail to the looney bin
- Stick it in the oven at 500 degrees for 10 minutes, or until it is well
done
- Rub it with a dead fish and feed it to your dog
- Send it to "Time Magazine" and have them give it away with your next paid
subscription
- Feed it Starkist tuna
- Make it eat at McDonalds 43 times in
a month
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