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From: stumpf@gtenmc.gtetele.com (Jon S. Stumpf)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Ode to C
Date: 30 Apr 90 23:30:10 GMT
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May your signals all trap
May your references be bounded
All memory aligned
Floats to ints rounded
Remember ...
Non-zero is true
++ adds one
Arrays start with zero
and, NULL is for none
For octal, use zero
0x means hex
= will set
== means test
use -> for a pointer
a dot if its not
? : is confusing
use them a lot
a.out is your program
there's no U in foobar
and, char (*(*x())[])() is
a function returning a pointer
to an array of pointers to
functions returning char
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jss - Jon S. Stumpf
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