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         [  uXu Index 12-Mar-93   ]            [    By The Chief   ]


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    The 10th release starts yet another year, with yet another load of
    new groups, new files and new news. But uXu will always be there,
    no matter what happens. We won't mutate into some virii, pirate,
    or 1980-textfile-copier, as we have seen happen to other groups
    and series, sadly enough. No Sir. We'll stay weird alright, gone,
    yeah, anarchistic, ok. You want a toaster too? You can't have one.

                                      Let's make 1993 a good one, ok?



    The writers for this release include The GNN, Phearless, The Chief
    and Ralph 124C41+. Take it easy, take it easy, we're not heading
    towards a lyrics-transcribing group, although we have a few in
    this release. It was just needed. That's all. The rest of the files
    are mixed and well served with sugar as always.

    A couple of things delayed this release. A few weeks ago, just when the
    index was ready, everything on the way out, we received a submission
    on one of our Inlet Sites. It doesn't really matter what it contained,
    because we have promised to publish Everything except eLyTE-d00d stuff.
    But the contents of this file made us reconsider that promise. After
    a week of discussions, we decided to add yet another subject we won't
    publish. Some of you may feel that this is censorship, but when the
    rest of the CU seem to transform slowly, but definitely into covering
    Pirate stuff and Virus/Trojan information/creation, we decided we
    wouldn't. You won't find that kind of information under the uXu label.

    Secondly, we finally got our own ftp-able site. Check below for
    more information.




    Yes. We now have both.

    All issues (0-###) are available from  [ftp.lysator.liu.se] in the
    directory /pub/texts/uxu. This is where new uXu issues will be placed
    after the people on the Mailing-List have received their packages.

    If you have an Internet address, you can subscribe to uXu (and request
    back-issues) by E-Mailing The Chief at chief@lysator.liu.se. If
    requesting back-issues, please list the number(s) of the issue(s) instead
    of title(s). Ex:

    Subject: uXu BACK-ISSUES

    Body: 003,022,054,065,023

    To subscribe, just let the Subject line of the letter contain the words
    "Add uXu", and every new release will be mailed to you as soon as it is
    ready for release. Simple and easy.


    uXu Copyright Notice?

    We're sorry to have to add this notice to our files, but it was
    necessary. Please read through the small but informative notice
    at the end of this textfile and believe us when we tell you that
    it had to be done. Where's the respect these days?


    Easy way to find what's new.

    At the far left-side of the index files, there are (*)-marks that
    let you know what's new since the last index. You won't have to
    search through the whole index for the latest info, just scan the
    file for the (*)'s.




    Last call for the uXu Annual Writer's Awards.
    Unless we get some response about this initiative, we're going
    to place the whole idea in the round archive.

    Read uXu file #58 for complete information about the Awards,
    and LET US KNOW what you think!

                                                       The Chief / uXu


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   Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and E-Mail
   The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd
   like to join. Don't hesitate! Call today! Internetters -> E-Mail me
   (check address at the end of the file).


   Member -->  We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release.
               You do have to write something for each release to be
               listed as Member.

   Contributor -->  We don't expect you to write for each release. You
                    write when you have something to write about. We do
                    want you to write something for every 3 releases
                    to be listed as Contributor.

   Support Board -->  To become a support board, we have to check your
                      BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying.
                      As a support board, you'll have one file-area for
                      uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the
                      uXu editor (or errand-boy <g>) may download files.
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                             Current uXu Writers


   Name                 Specialities                           State
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   The Chief         -  Fiction, News, Coolness, Facts      -  Member/Ed
   The GNN           -  Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction         -  Member
   Phearless         -  Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor      -  Contributor
   Ralph 124C41+     -  Sexual Degeneration, Tips & Trix    -  Contributor
   Sarlo             -  Abusiveness, Wit & Blasphemy        -  Contributor
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                          On-The-Move uXu Writers

   Name                 Specialities                        State
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   Mister Monochrome   - Lyrics, Anarchy                  - Ex-Contributor
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                     (check numbers at the end of the file)

   Name                          State
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   Ripco ][                      Main U.S. Inlet & Distribution Site
   Condemned Reality             Distribution Site, U.S.
   Demon Roach Underground       Distribution Site, U.S.
   Solsbury Hill                 Distribution Site, U.S.

   Anonymous                     Distribution Site, Denmark
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                             uXu Hall Of Thanks

   Name                  For...
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   Dr Ripco              ...help with the Ripco File & great support
   Mac???                ...help with the distribution of the Awards file
   Sarlo                 ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed
   Tequila Willy         ...STILL struggling to write something for us ey?
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         I N D E X  -  Standard Releases 000 - 116   [March 1993]


   No    Title                                        Author            Size
  --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  [000]  An Introduction To uXu                       The Chief           8k
  [001]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01          The Chief          15k
  [002]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02          The Chief          31k
  [003]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03          The Chief          26k
  [004]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04          The Chief          12k
  [005]  How To Get...Older Women                     The Chief          15k
  [006]  The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10)        The Chief          46k
  [007]  How To Get Even!                             The GNN             4k
  [008]  Car Explosion Look-Alike                     The GNN             4k
  [009]  Making A Small Flame Thrower                 The GNN             2k
  [010]  Miscellaneous Crimes                         The GNN             3k
  [011]  Miscellaneous Terror                         The GNN             7k
  [012]  Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist   The GNN             4k
  [013]  Suicide!                                     The GNN             5k
  [014]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05          The Chief          40k
  [015]  uXu Index #1                                 The Chief          11k
  [016]  Preventing A Murder                          The Chief           9k
  [017]  How To Cause Panic                           Phearless          12k
  [018]  Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics          The Chief          36k
  [019]  OOOOoooo!                                    The Chief           7k
  [020]  How To Shrink A Head                         The GNN             3k
  [021]  The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06          The Chief          22k
  [022]  How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes)           The Chief           4k
  [023]  Castle Chronicles Chapter One                The Chief          10k
  [024]  Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos   Phearless           7k
  [025]  101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power"            The Chief          11k
  [026]  uXu Index #2                                 The Chief          12k
  [027]  The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol              The GNN             4k
  [028]  The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15)        The Chief          15k
  [029]  Information Terrorism (At School)            The GNN             3k
  [030]  Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics      Mister Monochrome   8k
  [031]  The Truth                                    The GNN             4k
  [032]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Two                The Chief          10k
  [033]  uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS     The Chief         124k
  [034]  The Truth About Women                        The GNN             4k
  [035]  Wpoeiwop                                     The Chief           9k
  [036]  uXu Index #3                                 The Chief          13k
  [037]  Anarchist Unite                              The GNN             4k
  [038]  A Jolly Good Day In School                   The GNN             6k
  [039]  Depth Charge                                 The GNN             3k
  [040]  Depression                                   The GNN             6k
  [041]  The Excuse                                   The GNN             3k
  [042]  Childish Thoughts                            Phearless           4k
  [043]  The Anatomy Of Hate                          The GNN             4k
  [044]  Golf Ball Enjoyment                          Phearless           4k
  [045]  Fun With Electricity                         Phearless           3k
  [046]  Acid Human Terrorism                         The GNN             5k
  [047]  uXu Index #4                                 The Chief          15k
  [048]  AI                                           The GNN             8k
  [049]  Alarm!                                       The GNN             3k
  [050]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Three              The Chief           6k
  [051]  How To Deal With The Police                  The GNN             3k
  [052]  El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill       The GNN             8k
  [053]  Friday The 17th                              The Chief          10k
  [054]  Errors                                       The GNN             5k
  [055]  Eternal Life                                 The GNN             9k
  [056]  What Goes Around...                          The GNN             5k
  [057]  I Know Who You Are!                          The GNN             5k
  [058]  The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief          13k
  [059]  Squib Joke                                   The GNN             4k
  [060]  The Voice                                    The GNN             7k
  [061]  Torture With Things Laying Around At Home    The GNN             7k
  [062]  uXu Index #5                                 The Chief          18k
  [063]  Divine Problems                              The GNN             8k
  [064]  Castle Chronicles Chapter Four               The Chief          10k
  [065]  Listen Carefully                             The GNN             9k
  [066]  The New Girl at Work                         Ralph 124C41+      12k
  [067]  The Doors' Complete Lyrics                   Quiksilver        110k
  [068]  What Happened?                               The GNN             3k
  [069]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01          The Chief          30k
  [070]  A Joke for VMS-Users                         Ralph 124C41+       5k
  [071]  Judgement Day                                The GNN             6k
  [072]  uXu Index #6                                 The Chief          18k
  [073]  Electricity                                  The GNN             7k
  [074]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02          The Chief          21k
  [075]  Toy Soldiers                                 The GNN             7k
  [076]  The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?"          Phearless          14k
  [077]  The Lost Soul                                The GNN             6k
  [078]  How To Get...Older Women Part II             The Chief          20k
  [079]  Smog's Revenge                               The GNN            41k
  [080]  The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03          The Chief          41k
  [081]  Laser Human Terrorism                        The GNN             5k
  [082]  The Cure For Paranoia                        The GNN             5k
  [083]  uXu Index #7                                 The Chief          19k
  [084]  10th Generation                              The GNN            12k
  [085]  H0w t0 fix ur kredit!                        Sarlo               3k
  [086]  Headhunter                                   The GNN             6k
  [087]  How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one)    Ralph 124C41+       4k
  [088]  Backfire                                     The GNN/Phearless  17k
  [089]  TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts   Sarlo               6k
  [090]  People of the Elite Scene - Yargh!           The GNN             6k
  [091]  Clean Shaven Beauty                          Ralph 124C41+       3k
  [092]  Blackstone Rising                            Sarlo              11k
  [093]  Meanwhile                                    The GNN             2k
  [094]  uXu Index #8                                 The Chief          23k
  [095]  Feline Superiority                           The GNN             6k
  [096]  The Family Man                               The GNN             6k
  [097]  Criminal Me or Eat My Confessions Part 1     Phearless          14k
  [098]  Utopia                                       The GNN             9k
  [099]  Two Poems in One                             Phearless/The GNN   6k
  [100]  A Year With uXu                              The Chief          11k
  [101]  Sex!                                         The GNN             7k
  [102]  Meaning Of Life                              The GNN             2k
  [103]  Vampires Anno 90's                           The GNN            10k
  [104]  Church Of The Re(A)listic                    The GNN             3k
  [105]  uXu Index #9                                 The Chief          24k 

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          I N D E X  -  Swedish Releases 00 - 05   [March 1993]


   No   Title                                          Author         Size
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  [01]  VaktB, Best?mmelser f?r Vaktpersonal           Phearless        32k
  [02]  Dial-a-Nerd                                    Phearless        14k
  [03]  Vattenfall, Datas?kerhet & Virushysteri?       The Chief        22k
  [04]  Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix                     Rubicon           6k

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       I N D E X  -  Den Svenska Rapporten (DSR) Swedish   [March 1993]

                    [Swedish Computer/Hacking/Telecom News]

                     No           Release Date        Size
                    ---------------------------------------
                    [01]          Sep 18, 1991          27k
                    [02]          Oct 28, 1991          45k
                    [03]          Mar 31, 1992          23k
                    [04]          Apr 30, 1992          28k
                    [05]          May 31, 1992          97k
                    [06]          Jun 30, 1992         133k
                    [07]          Jul 31, 1992         133k
                    [08-10]       Oct 31, 1992          61k
                    [11]          Nov 30, 1992          78k

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                               Standard Releases

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December  March  December  March  December  March  Releases 1993:

106: "What Do You Think About Bleed?" by The GNN.   People seem
to criticize good, well-written up-your-face games these days.
How dumb! Don't you think? Yeah, so read what Brad Nixon NYPD
has to say to the non-believers, right here!

107: "uXu Lyrics: Curve - Doppleg?nger" by The Chief.   The Chief's
absolute favorites. Here with the lyrics to their latest album
'Doppleg?nger'. If you haven't heard of Curve, you haven't
experienced life!

108: "Dental Torture" by The GNN.   Shame on you! Afraid of
going to the dentist? Ha! Ehm.. Well.. dentalphobia could
happen to anyone. The GNN lets you know what a nightmare
a visit to the dentists could be.

109: "Clean Shaven Beauty II" by Ralph 124C41+.   If you could
write a sequel to what has been labeled 'un-sequelable', you
know what to expect. Yet another classic, mind-bending short
story by Ralph.

110: "The Civilized Primitive Prowler" by The GNN.   A schizophrenic
story by The GNN to complete this set of files, and give you
the maximum joy. I won't say anything about the contents,
because this is a file NOT TO BE MISSED. Another GNN Classic.

111: "Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out" by ALL.   Last
release, you were presented with a short tale about the year
uXu has been active by The Chief. Now the other members speaks
out, letting you know their side of the story. Uncensored
of course.

112: "uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit" by The Chief.   Now, if
you STILL haven't heard of Curve, you didn't read some of the
last file-descriptions! So, go back, and read it through, again
and again until.. Seriously, this is the lyrics to the compilation
Curve released at the end of 1992. Just unsinkable!

113: "uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Just For a Day" by The Chief.   Yes,
it's another lyrics file. (There are a few this time aren't there?)
Slowdive lyrics, here from their 'Just For a Day' album released
last year. Another Chief favorite.

114: "Elite Modemtraders" by The GNN.   If you collect all eLyTE
modemtraders in a house, blow it up, and jump on the pieces,
would they disappear? Yeah, of course. They're too gullible
to even suspect someone tricking them. Check what The GNN did
to 'em.

115: "Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One" by The Chief.   
The sequel? But the first series isn't finished yet!? You're
right. This is the serious series with Castle set in a future
no one could imagine. The Non-humor-series. Read the end-comment
in file 115 to get the complete explanation.

116: "uXu Index #10" by The Chief.   I don't think you need an
introduction to the Index-file anymore. Or do you? Perhaps we have
a couple of new readers, perhaps someone actually enjoy reading
about the index in the index itself? Hmm.. ok then.. back to normal.
As you might know, you'll find the regular sections in the index,
with new information, general statistics and of course, the index
contains:

          - An introduction about current events by The Chief.
          - Updated Writer and Support Board Lists.
          - An updated uXu Hall of Thanks List.
          - An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
          - All the new release files in Long format.
          - An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.

      [#116 also includes an Index for the uXu-S and DSR series]

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  Also call these fine boards: [Mushy until Release #11]


  Sedes Diaboli           [+46]-586-43766  [v32b] (uXu Outlet Sweden)
  Anonymous               [+45]-981-89771  [16.8] (uXu Outlet Denmark)
  Ripco ][                [312]-528-5020   [14.4] (uXu Main U.S. In/Outlet)
  Condemned Reality       [618]-397-7702   [9600] (uXu U.S. Outlet)
  Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362   [2400] (uXu U.S. In/Outlet)
  Solsbury Hill           [301]-428-3268   [14.4] (uXu U.S. In/Outlet)


  Changes:
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  Lunatic Labs            [213]  Sometimes


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