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Underground eXperts United
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[ uXu INDEX 31-May-92 ] [ By THE CHIEF ]
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We're here for those of you wanting something fun, exiting and cool
to read during your summer holidays. I bet most of you are on your
way to proms and other parties now, but after those, you'll have a
whole summer to look forward to, with files from uXu, a beer and
a place under a palm-tree, you're in paradise <grin>. There is a
small possibility that the next uXu release won't come out until
August, because of the pending summer and you know.. people travel,
they have some outdoor life, and there's tons of girls on the beach
and tunes from the bands, but we hope that you'll forgive us, and
we'll have a bunch of new files coming your way in August instead.
We still want comments on the Annual Awards we suggested in the
release before this one, but so far, the only comment has been
(and I quote): "What can u win???".
I can't believe that we're only reaching eLiTe-d00dz with our files
(regarding the only comment we got, what else can we think?). I hope,
sincerely, that there's still people out there who enjoy reading
textfiles, and consider them an asset in the modem world. People like
me and the members of uXu. If not, who reads our files?
Read uXu file #58 for complete information about the Awards.
Happy Holidays!
The Chief / uXu
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Be a part of the uXu team! Here's what you need to know...
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Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and E-Mail
The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd
like to join. Don't hesitate! Call today!
Member --> We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release.
You do have to write something for each release to be
listed as Member.
Contributor --> We don't expect you to write for each release. You
write when you have something to write about. We do
want you to write something for every 3 releases
to be listed as Contributor.
Support Board --> To become a support board, we have to check your
BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying.
As a support board, you'll have one file-area for
uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the
uXu editor may download files.
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Current uXu Writers
Name Specialities State
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The Chief - Fiction, News, Coolness - Member/Ed
The GNN - Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction - Member
Phearless - Tips & Trix, Crazy Fun-N-Humor - Contributor
Mister Monochrome - Lyrics, Anarchy - Contributor
Ralph 124C41+ - Sexual Degeneration, Tips & Trix - Contributor
Quiksilver - Lyrics - Contributor
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Current uXu Support Boards
Name Phone State
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Condemned Reality 618/397-7702 Main U.S. Distribution Site
Ripco ][ 312/528-5020 Submission Inlet & Dist Site
Demon Roach Underground 806/794-4362 Distribution Site
Solsbury Hill 301/428-3268 Submission Inlet & Dist Site
Anonymous +45/981-89771 Distribution Site, Denmark
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uXu Hall Of Thanks
Name For...
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Dr Ripco ...help with the Ripco File & great support
Mac??? ...help with the distribution of the Awards file
Sarlo ...defending & explaining uXu to non-informed
Tequila Willy ...struggling to write something for us :-)
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I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 83 [Jan/May 1992]
No Title Author Size
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[00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k
[01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k
[02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k
[03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k
[04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k
[05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k
[06] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k
[07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k
[08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k
[09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k
[10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k
[11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k
[12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k
[13] Suicide! The GNN 5k
[14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k
[15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k
[16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k
[17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k
[18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k
[19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k
[20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k
[21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k
[22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k
[23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k
[24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k
[25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k
[26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k
[27] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k
[28] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k
[29] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k
[30] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k
[31] The Truth The GNN 4k
[32] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k
[33] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k
[34] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k
[35] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k
[36] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k
[37] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k
[38] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k
[39] Depth Charge The GNN 3k
[40] Depression The GNN 6k
[41] The Excuse The GNN 3k
[42] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k
[43] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k
[44] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k
[45] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k
[46] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k
[47] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k
[48] AI The GNN 8k
[49] Alarm! The GNN 3k
[50] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k
[51] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k
[52] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k
[53] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k
[54] Errors The GNN 5k
[55] Eternal Life The GNN 9k
[56] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k
[57] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k
[58] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k
[59] Squib Joke The GNN 4k
[60] The Voice The GNN 7k
[61] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k
[62] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k
[63] Divine Problems The GNN 8k
[64] Castle Chronicles Chapter Four The Chief 10k
[65] Listen Carefully The GNN 9k
[66] The New Girl at Work Ralph 124C41+ 12k
[67] The Doors' Complete Lyrics Quiksilver 110k
[68] What Happened? The GNN 3k
[69] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 The Chief 30k
[70] A Joke for VMS-Users Ralph 124C41+ 5k
[71] Judgement Day The GNN 6k
[72] uXu Index #6 The Chief 18k
[73] Electricity The GNN 7k
[74] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 The Chief 21k
[75] Toy Soldiers The GNN 7k
[76] The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" Phearless 14k
[77] The Lost Soul The GNN 6k
[78] How To Get...Older Women Part II The Chief 20k
[79] Smog's Revenge The GNN 41k
[80] The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 The Chief 41k
[81] Laser Human Terrorism The GNN 5k
[82] The Cure For Paranoia The GNN 5k
[83] uXu Index #7 The Chief 19k
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I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 04 [Jan/May 1992]
No Title Author Size
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[01] VaktB, Best?mmelser f?r Vaktpersonal Phearless 32k
[02] Dial-a-Nerd Phearless 14k
[03] Vattenfall, Datas?kerhet & Virushysteri? The Chief 22k
[04] Elaka & Roliga Trix i Unix Rubicon 6k
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I N D E X - Den Svenska Serien (DSR) Swedish [Jan/May 1992]
[Swedish Computer/Hacking/Telecom News]
No Release Date Size
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[01-1] Sep 18, 1991 13k
[01-2] Sep 18, 1991 14k
[02-1] Oct 28, 1991 19k
[02-2] Oct 28, 1991 26k
[03-1] Mar 31, 1992 13k
[03-2] Mar 31, 1992 10k
[04-1] Apr 30, 1992 12k
[04-2] Apr 30, 1992 16k
[05-1] May 31, 1992 48k
[05-2] May 31, 1992 28k
[05-3] May 31, 1992 21k
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uXu - Description Index
Standard Releases
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April May April May April May April May April May Releases 1992:
073: "Electricity" by The GNN. What would you do without it?
Think about it for a second. Nothing that runs on electricity
could be used. A scary thought, presented by The GNN.
074: "The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02" by The Chief. Hi there!
We're back with yet another Digest. This issue starts a new series
with Digital's VMS Version 5. Plus the regular sections, recommended,
end comments and lists of places where you can find uXu.
075: "Toy Soldiers" by The GNN. Technology takes over? You're
scared of the diseases we have around us these days? Ecological
disasters? Well, you could end your days in other ways. Neat
fiction from our meister, The GNN.
076: "The Non-Fictionous 'Over The Edge'" by Phearless. Story
about one day in one of our contributors' life. It isn't dull,
and it isn't boring. Action, police cars and Machine guns are
just a few ingredients.
077: "The Lost Soul" by The GNN. When you die, where do you go?
Are you going to heaven or hell? Will your soul move on to another
body, or are you just plain dead and gone? Another fiction story
from The GNN.
078: "How To Get...Older Women Part II" by The Chief. Seriously?
Yes, it's the second part of this tutorial. The first part came
with our very first release, but we haven't forgotten that we
promised a sequel. This one covers Younger Women, how strange this
may sound to you reflecting on the title.
079: "Smog's Revenge" by The GNN. It's The GNN's masterpiece.
It's the longest story ever to be published from our meister, and
it will take you through every place in the galaxy. This is what
we've all been waiting for. You'll be sorry if you miss it!
080: "The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03" by The Chief. Sure is.
Another Digest in the very same release. This is the continuing
Xenix tutorial, ending Chapter 4 started in Issue #01. Recommended,
End Comments and the list of places where to find uXu are included
as usual.
081: "Laser Human Terrorism" by The GNN. You can have unbelievable
fun with a lasersight! You don't need a gun to scare people. Just
buy yourself a lasersight, and get this file with tips and trix on
how to have so much fun with it, you'll be laughing for days.
082: "The Cure for Paranoia" by The GNN. Are you paranoid? Maybe
you should be, reading these uXu files <grin>, but if you are, The
GNN presents a few solutions to your problem in this file. Recommended
for those who are wanted by the police.
083: "uXu Index #7" by The Chief. Of course we're releasing the 7th
Index with release No.7. What did you think? :) If you're one of our
fans (grin) you already know about the contents of our index files,
but here it is, once again for new readers, the Index contains;
* An introduction about current events by The Chief.
* Updated Writer and Support Board Lists.
* An updated uXu Hall of Thanks List
* An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
* All the new release files in Long format.
* An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.
[#83 also includes an Index for the uXu-S and DSR series]
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Also call these fine boards: [Nasty until Release #8]
The Stash [+46]-13-175042 (uXu Home)
Sedes Diaboli [+46]-586-43766 (uXu Information Node)
Anonymous [+45]-981-89771 (uXu Outlet Denmark)
Condemned Reality [618]-397-7702 (uXu Main U.S. Site)
Demon Roach Underground [806]-794-4362 (uXu Inlet)
Ripco ][ [312]-528-5020 (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet)
Solsbury Hill [301]-428-3268 (uXu Support & Inlet/Outlet)
Changes:
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Balanced pH [818] Down
Land Of Karrus [215] Down
Lunatic Labs [213] Always Busy
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Textfile writers around the globe! Write to The GNN!
THE GNN/uXu -+- P.O.BOX 5 -+- S-790 23 SVARDSJO -+- SWEDEN
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