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=| T.Y.M.E. - Twisted Young Minds Expand | #57 by vYrus | 11/18/95 |=
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Be Careful What You Say!
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This is my little collection of quotes taken out of context! Heh. Enjoy.
(Btw, if you want to know who said these, just ask)
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to! - Abbadon
Something about masturbation.. - vYrus
Can't touch the butterman! - aYCHbEE
God grows it, I smoke it, that settles it. - Abbadon and BlindSpoT
Man made booze, God made pot, who do YOU trust? - vYrus
Your girlfriend's parents are not your enemies. Your girlfriend
is your enemy and her parents are her allies. - S0l0mn
Men will not be safe in this world with drugs, AIDS, alcohol, and
women drivers. - Abbadon
Dude, you can't even fuck up right! - aYCHbEE
Oose bief Brother Boner. - Abbadon
Give me liberty or give me death - BlindSpoT while trying to be funny
Don't tread on me or I'll kick you in the face. - Abbadon
Tell me where the fuck that is! - BlindSpoT
I'll get you laid for that hack! - said by PheedbacK after I spoofed him
on IRC.
Boredom is timeless. - Abbadon
Stop raking, you infernal bitch! - Soultaker
Sir, you're changing the phone number on me! - Some stupid Encore operator
Damn, I hacked your DOS box! - DisordeR
We are the United States Government. We don't do that sort of thing. - Quote
from Sneakers
It's in two pieces, but it still works. - Abbadon
<sigh> - vYrus while listening to Abbadon and BlindSpoT argue
PH34R M3%$@#!$%^@! - mogel
Let's see how many boners there are in the phone book.. - bF leaving a
message on my vmb.
I'm paying for this call. Fix that. - RaD_Man
That's the sound of my cat scratching my ass. - BlindSpoT
I need the batteries for something else. - bR0k3n
I'll show you how to use it! - Shockwave
Self-taught gynecologist. - BlindSpoT during a gross-out arguement
This strawberry sundae has cherries on it. What the fuck? - Black Francis
I'm hearing rumors... - Sinned Soul
I'm bearing your child, vYrus! - Bludzy
Domealogodomealogodomealogo... - Some dude begging me for a logo after I
explained to him six times I don't draw ansi.
u r dewmed - Superfly
Radman is a weenie - unknown from an ACiD conf.
SHARK%^@%!^&@ - vYrus, Abbadon and S0l0mn
SON OF SHARK, PART TWO@%!^&@! - Abbadon
They told me you moved to San Diego to live with Penguin@!@# - BlindSpoT
after one of my roommates was fucking with him.
If i had a can, i would fucking kill someone. - aforementioned roommate
talking in his sleep
Does Redbox have blueballs? - Unknown from the Defcon voice bridge
You're a bad person. You do bad things. You have sex and smoke pot.
- this chick i just spent three days in Tahoe City with
Uh. Where the hell did my nuts go? - A local while frying on acid.
TYME IS NOT DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER#%^@&%$#^&@%{body}amp;^ - vYrus
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