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|| T.Y.M.E. - Twisted Young Minds Expand || #29 by v?r?s || 11/08/94 ||
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A Pain In The Back
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Can anyone guess what this particular issue is going to be about? Me and
Sakima just recently fucked up both of our backs, and I can say it sure as
hell ain't no picnic. I can hardly move, and you should see him try to walk.
Hehe. It's kind of a bustup, but if you saw how we both got messed, you'd
quit laughing.
I was playing football with Power Rat, Rerun, Vect0r 0, and about 12 other
people who are not members of the BBS community, and this one dude, a friend
of Paco's (Rerun's brother) took me down HARD. I landed on my hip. I think
I must have hit a rock or something cuz I heard a really loud crack. Or
something like that. A few plays later, I was taken down again. Matt (the
guy who nailed me) was running towards me in order to tackle. Ow. I got hit
so badly that I got my spine bent so far over to the side, and I couldn't
walk forever, so now RatBoy thinks it's funny to call me 'Crutches'. Augh.
From what I heard, Sakima fucked his up by participating in wrestling. And
who says that school sports are safe? Not me! I hear he was trying to nail a
guy and take him down, when his opponent took his down backwards and he
landed on his head. Completely compressed his spine, I suppose. So he's out
of it for three weeks (two now) and i'm out of it for maybe 3 or four days
to a week. I'm not that badly hurt, but I have a helluva tyme trying to get
up in the morning.
Speaking of injuries.. i'm gonna tell a little story that i'm sure a lot
of you will laugh at. It takes place in fourth grade, and I'm sure Stewart
knows immediatly what i'm talking about. =]
I was late for school, and it was 'library day', meaning that all library
books could only be checked out and returned on that day. I remember it was
a Thursday, too. So here I am, closing the garage door, and I forgot my book
in the house. Whoops. So I run back in to get it, and it's just setting on
the table next to the door leading to the garage. Well, the front door needs
to be locked every damn day, so I had to run out of the garage before it
slammed shut. And ours doesn't have the springback thing where when some-
thing gets in the way, it goes back up. Nope. So I was running at the door,
and naturally the stupidest thing I could have done I did. I tried sliding
underneath it. Oh, bravo, right? Yeah. It hurts. The thing clamped down on
my right leg so hard it felt like a m'f'in shark was chewing on me. And the
door itself had also managed to snag my side. So I have a gash on my left
side, dripping blood, while i'm screaming the shit outta myself trying to
get someones attention. It took a half of a fucking hour before some bozo
showed up and tried to get me out. So the fire department comes and pries
up the door, and by this time, i'm only half consious.
The rest is a little hazy, but I did have to use crutches for two days.
Yay...
Moral: Don't listen to me while i'm bored in class.
-v?r?s
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