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???? ? ? ??? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Issue Number 15, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 ? ???? ? ? ? ? ? Released on the date: Feb. 28, 1993. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! ? ? ???? ??? ? For help and actual info, look elsewhere. ? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????? ???????? ?????? ???? ???????? ???? ????????? ??????? ????? ???? ?? ????? ?? ??????? ?????? ?? ??? ??? ? ????? ???? ? ? ? ???? ??? ??? ??? "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and" ? ? ?? "my llama." -The Bee-Gee's ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Mail ? ? ? ? Well we actually got a little mail this issue so on with the ? ? fun. ? ? ? ? Digital Saint #1 @2506 ? ? Sun Feb 28 02:05:28 1993 ? ? ACK! You quote and rip off Yes songs but you do not ? ? attribute them to Yes. How could you do this??? Your appalling ? ? lack of journalistic integrity has me puking my virtual guts out. ? ? Your lame ass attempt at a new issue should never have been ? ? released. What...Just WHAT were you thinking? You could have ? ? explored how lamer speak is spreading to fast food restaurants! ? ? Yes, I have seen it, lamers are taking over fast food. I could ? ? have d1n3d at the store of my choice if I felt like it. I was ? ? mortified to see that the deadly lamer diesease had taken over ? ? the people who wrote up the signs. No, you don't cover this ? ? IMPORTANT even at all. I can't help but think that perhaps YOU ? ? are a lamer, who is helping to spread lameness with PUD. Orange ? ? Potato Kaffee will kick your amateur ass into the ground... ? ? ? ? digital saint ? ? ? ? ACK! You suck Acoutic One, I shall hereby thrash the hell out ? ? of your message. You LaMeR. First of all I did not Qoute Yes they ? ? stole that from me! Yes when I was but fragments of DNA I wrote ? ? that damn song, but unknown to most people, DNA patterns are not ? ? granted rights by the Constitution. Fast food and Lamer Speak. Did ? ? I ask you? The next time you could d1n3d at the store of your ? ? choice I would advise you do it. And OPK kick our ass? I doubt it, ? ? why? Because PUD's world headqaurtes[LaMeR SpEaK] is located in ? ? rural Peru, conversationaly[LaMeR SpEaK] the llama capital of the ? ? world. ? ? ? ? 46/50: Whoa, time to defuse the situation... ? ? Name: Digital Saint #1 @2506 ? ? Date: Sun Feb 28 13:00:09 1993 ? ? ? ? RE: oh how ridiculous ? ? BY: Differential Goosebumps #65 @2506 ? ? ? ? Goosey don't get so riled up, Baphomet is just trying to ? ? get you angry. Of course we all know that Baphomet really and ? ? truly has no creativity at all. The PUDs are written by ? ? Satan's Mutt in all honesty. Baphomet is just ripping him off ? ? like all wannabe pirate lamers do! Admit it Baphomet, really ? ? and truly, Satan's Mutt is the brains behind your PUDs. ? ? ? ? digital saint ? ? ? ? Ooops you figured me out! But can you guess who NO COURiER ? ? actually is? Nope not Sally Struthers... ? ? ? ? ? Why PUD is the greatest. ? ? ? ? Because I said so. First off how many cheap rip-off of PUD have ? ? you seen? Well the first one that comes to mind, is VUD. Of course ? ? this is the virtual underground digest. it doesn't really exist ? ? but has an exact duplicate of PUD's format. Continuity. What other ? ? really K-RaD TFiLE has such great continuity from one issue to ? ? another? Now I know you are saying, The Dead Sea Scrolls, but no ? ? not even the dead sea scrolls are as smooth flowing. Did I mention ? ? because I said so? ? ? ? ? ? The fine art of Toaster Oven Thievary. ? ? ? ? By: ThE BrAvE liTtLe ToAsTeR ? ? ? ? Why? This is a question I often ask myself. But when I sell ? ? that oven for a cool 10-spot it makes it all worthwhile. Now I ? ? understand than many failed miserably when they tried to implement ? ? my first plan in an earlier PUD issue. Therfore I shall make this ? ? article better for all. ? ? The setup. Just like in toaster thievary, toaster ovens are not ? ? not just a five-minute bang-em-up job. It requires great planning ? ? on the part of the thief. Firsy you must decide what store you are ? ? going to hit, then you acquire weapons. Lots of them. I myself ? ? have found that the average hand-grenade is perfect for the know ? ? it all 17 year old stock boy. It may take two for the Cashiers. ? ? The Job. After staking out the place of attack for oh a week or ? ? two you should have detailed maps and everybodies schedules at the ? ? store memorized. Now you are ready to hit the joint. Now load your ? ? weapons and fire up your get away vehicle because it's stealing ? ? time. Go in find an attractive toaster oven. One with the WARM-UP ? ? feature, perfect for PoP TartS. Make sure that is also has at ? ? least a one year warranty. Why? Just in case you decided to keep ? ? it. I am sure you can figure out how to get it out of the store. ? ? If not, then what are you reading this k_rAD c00ol EliTE tFiLE fer ? ? ya lameR? ? ? The wealth. Now comes the fun part, the sell. No use in keep- ? ? ing that toaster oven around when you can fence it and make some ? ? serious MuLaH. The c00l, k_rAd Thing about toaster ovens, is that ? ? they are actually very easy to sell. Just set up a yard sell and ? ? uze has got it made. And just think you will be 10 bucks richer. ? ? Repeat this a little and you will be rolling in the dough. ? ? ? ? ? Divinity. ? ? ? ? No not the candy, but me. When one exists with the incredible ? ? talents, skills, and attributes such as myself they are divine. ? ? Now what makes me divine? Is it my knowledge? Me extreme dislike ? ? for VBBS? No. It is because, I unlike you am like me. Yes that's ? ? right. I am myself, not you. So you should be like me right? No. ? ? For then you could never become divine. Being divine, great, the ? ? best there is, is an attitude. One that you must display at all ? ? times. One that is nothing more than, you. Be yourself. Simple. ? ? ? ? ? Editorial. ? ? ? ? "Don't kill the whale...": Yes. Unless you just feel like it. ? ? ????? ? ? ??? ? ? ???????????? ??? ? ? ???????????????? ?????? ? ? ???O?????????????????????? ? ? ?????????????????????????? ? ? ??????????????????????????? ? ? ?????????????????????????? ? ? ?????????????????????????? ? ? ???????????????????????? ? ? ?????????????? ? ? ? [Mooga, the Whale] ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Love. ? ? ? ? Have you hugged yourself today? ? ? ? ? ? Mail! ? ? ? ? Send your mail to: ? ? Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 ? ? NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 ? ? fReD tHe HiTmAn Any LaMeR board. ? ? ? ?? ?? ?? ? ? ? ??? ??? ?? ?? ? ?? ???? ???? ????? ???? ?? ???? ?????? ?????? ??????? ??????? ???? ?????? ???????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? End of PUD 1:15, "O/P/K, just another hack of the greatest, PUD!" ? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????