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?  ? ?  ? ?  ? ?  Issue Number 15, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1         ?
???? ?  ? ?  ? ?  Released on the date: Feb. 28, 1993.                 ?
?    ?  ? ?  ? ?  PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! ?
?    ???? ???  ?  For help and actual info, look elsewhere.            ?
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???    "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and"         ? ?
??     "my llama."                               -The Bee-Gee's        ?
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? ? Mail                                                               ?
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?      Well we actually got a little mail this issue so on with the    ?
?   fun.                                                               ?
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?   Digital Saint #1 @2506                                             ?
?   Sun Feb 28 02:05:28 1993                                           ?
?        ACK! You quote and rip off Yes songs but you do not           ?
?   attribute them to Yes. How could you do this??? Your appalling     ?
?   lack of journalistic integrity has me puking my virtual guts out.  ?
?   Your lame ass attempt at a new issue should never have been        ?
?   released. What...Just WHAT were you thinking? You could have       ?
?   explored how lamer speak is spreading to fast food restaurants!    ?
?   Yes, I have seen it, lamers are taking over fast food. I could     ?
?   have d1n3d at the store of my choice if I felt like it. I was      ?
?   mortified to see that the deadly lamer diesease had taken over     ?
?   the people who wrote up the signs. No, you don't cover this        ?
?   IMPORTANT even at all. I can't help but think that perhaps YOU     ?
?   are a lamer, who is helping to spread lameness with PUD. Orange    ?
?   Potato Kaffee will kick your amateur ass into the ground...        ?
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?                                                     digital saint    ?
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?      ACK! You suck Acoutic One, I shall hereby thrash the hell out   ?
?   of your message. You LaMeR. First of all I did not Qoute Yes they  ?
?   stole that from me! Yes when I was but fragments of DNA I wrote    ?
?   that damn song, but unknown to most people, DNA patterns are not   ?
?   granted rights by the Constitution. Fast food and Lamer Speak. Did ?
?   I ask you? The next time you could d1n3d at the store of your      ?
?   choice I would advise you do it. And OPK kick our ass? I doubt it, ?
?   why? Because PUD's world headqaurtes[LaMeR SpEaK] is located in    ?
?   rural Peru, conversationaly[LaMeR SpEaK] the llama capital of the  ?
?   world.                                                             ?
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?   46/50: Whoa, time to defuse the situation...                       ?
?   Name: Digital Saint #1 @2506                                       ?
?   Date: Sun Feb 28 13:00:09 1993                                     ?
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?   RE: oh how ridiculous                                              ?
?   BY: Differential Goosebumps #65 @2506                              ?
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?        Goosey don't get so riled up, Baphomet is just trying to      ?
?   get you angry. Of course we all know that Baphomet really and      ?
?   truly has no creativity at all. The PUDs are written by            ?
?   Satan's Mutt in all honesty. Baphomet is just ripping him  off     ?
?   like all wannabe pirate lamers do! Admit it Baphomet, really       ?
?   and truly, Satan's Mutt is the brains behind your PUDs.            ?
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?                                                   digital saint      ?
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?      Ooops you figured me out! But can you guess who NO COURiER      ?
?   actually is? Nope not Sally Struthers...                           ?
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? ? Why PUD is the greatest.                                           ?
?                                                                      ?						   
?      Because I said so. First off how many cheap rip-off of PUD have ?
?   you seen? Well the first one that comes to mind, is VUD. Of course ?
?   this is the virtual underground digest. it doesn't really exist    ?
?   but has an exact duplicate of PUD's format. Continuity. What other ?
?   really K-RaD TFiLE has such great continuity from one issue to     ?
?   another? Now I know you are saying, The Dead Sea Scrolls, but no   ?
?   not even the dead sea scrolls are as smooth flowing. Did I mention ?
?   because I said so?                                                 ?
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? ? The fine art of Toaster Oven Thievary.                             ?
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?   By: ThE BrAvE liTtLe ToAsTeR                                       ?
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?      Why? This is a question I often ask myself. But when I sell     ?
?   that oven for a cool 10-spot it makes it all worthwhile. Now I     ?
?   understand than many failed miserably when they tried to implement ?
?   my first plan in an earlier PUD issue. Therfore I shall make this  ?
?   article better for all.                                            ?
?      The setup. Just like in toaster thievary, toaster ovens are not ?
?   not just a five-minute bang-em-up job. It requires great planning  ?
?   on the part of the thief. Firsy you must decide what store you are ?
?   going to hit, then you acquire weapons. Lots of them. I myself     ?
?   have found that the average hand-grenade is perfect for the know   ?
?   it all 17 year old stock boy. It may take two for the Cashiers.    ?
?      The Job. After staking out the place of attack for oh a week or ?
?   two you should have detailed maps and everybodies schedules at the ?
?   store memorized. Now you are ready to hit the joint. Now load your ?
?   weapons and fire up your get away vehicle because it's stealing    ?
?   time. Go in find an attractive toaster oven. One with the WARM-UP  ?
?   feature, perfect for PoP TartS. Make sure that is also has at      ?
?   least a one year warranty. Why? Just in case you decided to keep   ?
?   it. I am sure you can figure out how to get it out of the store.   ?
?   If not, then what are you reading this k_rAD c00ol EliTE tFiLE fer ?
?   ya lameR?                                                          ?
?      The wealth. Now comes the fun part, the sell. No use in keep-   ?
?   ing that toaster oven around when you can fence it and make some   ?
?   serious MuLaH. The c00l, k_rAd Thing about toaster ovens, is that  ?
?   they are actually very easy to sell. Just set up a yard sell and   ?
?   uze has got it made. And just think you will be 10 bucks richer.   ?
?   Repeat this a little and you will be rolling in the dough.         ?
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? ? Divinity.                                                          ?
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?      No not the candy, but me. When one exists with the incredible   ?
?   talents, skills, and attributes such as myself they are divine.    ?
?   Now what makes me divine? Is it my knowledge? Me extreme dislike   ?
?   for VBBS? No. It is because, I unlike you am like me. Yes that's   ?
?   right. I am myself, not you. So you should be like me right? No.   ?
?   For then you could never become divine. Being divine, great, the   ?
?   best there is, is an attitude. One that you must display at all    ?
?   times. One that is nothing more than, you. Be yourself. Simple.    ?
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? ? Editorial.                                                         ?
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?      "Don't kill the whale...": Yes. Unless you just feel like it.   ?
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?          [Mooga, the Whale]                                          ?
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? ? Love.                                                              ?
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?      Have you hugged yourself today?                                 ?
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? ? Mail!                                                              ?
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?      Send your mail to:                                              ?
?      Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14                         ?
?      NO COURiER              WWIVNET 2506@36                         ?
?      fReD tHe HiTmAn         Any LaMeR board.                        ?
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? End of PUD 1:15, "O/P/K, just another hack of the greatest, PUD!"    ?
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