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? PUD: Pizza Underground Digest. ? Feb. 22 1993 ?
? Issue 5, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1. ????????????????
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"Macs are really great computers...I swear."
-LaMeR
? Mail
The mail section has been deleted from this special fold-out issue.
? Free flowing madness.
This issue is for those of you who could not understand the charm of
PUD issue number 4. The article written by NO COURiER, SuB LaMeR
eXtReMe. He is the epitome of all bad modem users, in other words a
really swell and likable guy. If you didn't understand issue 4 well, gee
that's just too damn bad now isn't it. When you get back from buying a
fucking brain we shall continue.
? The free fold-out madness.
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? 3 Reasons why you suck. | ? SMeLLy SoCKS, A poem.
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1. You are reading this. | Socks smell when worn. Wash them.
2. You have a modem. |
3. You didn't eat Krystal's |--------------------------------------------
last night. |
| ? How to eat for free.
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| This is your standard text on the an-
? Madness, why it's fun. | archists way of doing things. To eat
| for free requires great luck and skill
Why? Why is madness fun well, | in other words you steal.
it depends on how you view |
things. Madness is really |--------------------------------------------
nothing more than un-controlled fun. Fun? What can be said about it? Well
the more fun you have the better you are in life. A happy person is much,
much enjoyable of a conversationalist than a really boring person. Boring
people suck, almost as much as VBBS.
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End of the lame ass madness.
? Free of that hell!
Sorry about the previous madness but it overcame me when listening to
heavy metal music, sideways. Listening to music sideways is difficult as
it takes musical ear, as well as the nack for bieng a stuck-up prude who
has nothing better to do in life than harass young people's tastes.
? Ren and Stimpy.
I hope they rot in hell. The suck. Bad. Almost as much as the present
federal goverment does.
? G? is out.
And if you don't know what it is. I won't tell you. But I will give
you a hint, it is the extension of the PS-MPC. Or as P/C put it, it is
a new product from the ground up. It features quick replace data files
to make upgrades quick, easy and efficent. It also can use the same config
file as the PS-MPC did. Ok I will tell you, it generates ASM code for
virii. It does not however include any harmfull or damaging code as they
expect you to figure this out for yourself. Maybe you will. I doubt it.
? Closing.
This file was lame. I suck. But so do you.
? Support BBS's:
See Line 34, paragraph 15 subtitle 32.
? Mail.
Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14
NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36
??? End of PUD 1,5: "The sky is blue..." ???