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Part One : Introduction
This file, in no way, refers to any past magazines that were on the same
subjects. Meaning, it isn't an HDK wannabe but my own little shit mag.
Some of you may not like this file, but i guess it's cause you deserved it
i only ragged on people everyone hated.
514, being as k00l as it is. Needed to be talked about. I cannot wait
to see any ragging by anyone, but it's taking too long so i made this one
to amuse all. Bashing is an art. I'm but a novice, but i'm learning.
Greets go to anyone who stand up for themselves. Also to those that
smoke up. I am writing this stoned and a little drunk. But that's ok.
[whenever i use brackets , it's to add comments]
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Mechanix:
Who has never been shafted in some obscene way or has felt like a pile
of shit when they get demoralized by him ?
Here is a little tribute To The Master:
Date: 12:34 pm Tue Dec 21, 1993 Number : 50 of 53
From: Mechanix Base : [CCi] General h/P
To : Phreaker Refer #: 49
Subj: Re: Wildcat hacking Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : Local
Ph> Kalling all hackerz!! I need info bad on how to hack into and crash a
Ph> WildCat BBS!!! I know of no backdoors or anything to get into Wildcat..
Ph> the only thing i know of is guessing his password but... This
Ph> motherfucker locked me out of my own system and he changed every1 with
Ph> sysop and cosysops passwords... i want to bring that motherfucker
Ph> down!! The bbs # is 210-633-3311 call and do whatever the fuck you want
Ph> to it!
0K D00D!! DIZ IZ WAT U D0!!$#^ U GET URSELF A BIG hEAVEE ARTILLEREE PEECE!!%
LIK3 A LAW 0R A BAZ00KA!%^ DEN U KALL UP CN/A 0R ThE LAC AND FIND DA GUYZ
ADDREZZ!#%#% DEN U G0T 2 DRESS UP IN K00L PhIELD PhREAK NINJA B0Y KLOThEZ,
LIKE SUM NIFTEE PARA-MILITAREE WEB GEAR!!#%^ 0K, N0W U R SET%{body}amp;%$ RITE A
SMALL N0TE DESKRIBING URE ELEET PLAN, AND ENCRYPT IT WITh PCT00LS V.4.3!$#^
N0W, GRAB Y0UR SK00TER, AND SK00T ON DOWN TO ThE GUYZ h0ME!!#% N0W TAKE
CAREFULL AIM WID URE T0Y, AND BL0W DA h0USE UP!%$% N0W, QUIK!!!! RUN!!! AND
G0 KALL UP S0ME OThER WAREZ B0ARDS, AND POST WAT U DID ON ALL DA SUBS!!!!
ThERE!
M3KANYX
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w0w. i'V3 NEvER lAFFED s0 mUCh WIth SO lITTLE DOPE iN mY bL00D!
i aVE to aDMiT, DAt wAAS a laM3 thING to P0St.
sOsEE. i dON waNt to bE a DeaD maN so. meChaNIX. i h0Pe i WaS alLOWED TO UsE
yOUR aLIaS fOR thaT eXaMPUL. kEEp uP Da G00D wORK
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This is a File For all ages. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfickfuck
Me Toasted. I Love Shrooms.
What Can i talk about. hmm. oh yeah. a few boards..alot of boards suck these
days.
Oooh I got Phreaker's reply:
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Date: 12:59 am Fri Dec 24, 1993 Number : 50 of 50
From: Phreaker Base : [CCi] General h/P
To : Mechanix Refer #: None
Subj: Re: wildcat hacking Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : 22 Dec 93 12:12:00
-> 0K D00D!! DIZ IZ WAT U D0!!$#^ U GET URSELF A BIG hEAVEE ARTILLEREE
-> PEECE!!% LIK3 A LAW 0R A BAZ00KA@!!%^ DEN U KALL UP CN/A 0R ThE LAC
-> AND FIND DA GUYZ ADDREZZ!#%#% DEN U G0T 2 DRESS UP IN K00L PhIELD
-> PhREAK NINJA B0Y KLOThEZ, LIKE SUM NIFTEE PARA-MILITAREE WEB
-> GEAR!!#%^ 0K, N0W U R SET%{body}amp;%$ RITE A SMALL N0TE DESKRIBING URE
-> ELEET PLAN, AND ENCRYPT IT WITh PCT00LS V.4.3!$#^ N0W, GRAB Y0UR
-> SK00TER, AND SK00T ON DOWN TO ThE GUYZ h0ME!!#% N0W TAKE CAREFULL
-> AIM WID URE T0Y, AND BL0W DA h0USE UP!%$% N0W, QUIK!!!! RUN!!! AND
-> G0 KALL UP S0ME OTHER WAREZ B0ARDS, AND POST WAT U DID ON ALL DA
-> SUBS!!!! THERE!
uhh thankz... but you got any udder ideas?! i'll resort to this
if i have to...
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Amazing, didn't even notice that he was getting shafted...
Mechanix, I hope one day I can be as nasty as you.
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bbs's to call up d00dz
(XXX)XXX-XXXX Dark Wolf bbs [14400] (RENEGADE)
(XXX)XXX-XXXX UnderGround Chaos HPVCAT [144OO] (RENEGADE)
(514)487-3620 Slaughterhouse True 0-2 days H/p support [14400] (RENEGADE)
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W-0-W. 2 daYZ?!?! MInE'Z 3 !! DamN Nab IT!
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Mother. Do you want to Bash heads with me? I can show you what it's like.
Shrooms/
got some shrooms
in my room
pigs come in,
and take my shrooms
how much?
not much
but no more mush
pigs suck
get stoned
get high
watever
do mush
with pudding
or pizza
or a big brown shoe
it's better than hemroids
and it lasts longer too
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EeeeeeDIots Of Da month
a cOnVeRsatIon On LaMeMaztER MaDe ME dizcOvR a K00L Kid named snifer
(aka megaman or TroJaNZ PoWEr) . Now. after Telling Me he couLd ProgRaM VirusEs
I ProCeeDED TO FiND OUT Just Wat. he Callz EleeTE bbs's Such az UnDErGROund
ChaOS. (whish ReMindz ME of SomeTing) WiCh iZ a JoKE ON iT's Own...
From Snifer: non.. je fait des trojan en Qbasic sans joke.. je suis en
train de faire un remplacement de COMMAND.COM
[wow : delete c:\*.*]
From Snifer: la j'ai fait un prog qui peux faire des ansi BOMB
[you make ansi BOMBS? that's amazing, i love ansi BOMBS.]
YUP. Cool Kid.
I InClooDeD dE FIlE For Youze/
ansibo11.zip
Tazmanian Devil: You are the biggest cocksucker.
I hope your dad rapes you.
Date: 7:58 am Wed Dec 22, 1993 Number : 44 of 54
From: Tazmanian Devil Base : // XL? Sysops //
To : Violator Refer #: 41
Subj: Re: . Replies: None
Stat: Sent Origin : Local
Vi> TD> Hello, so what are you people doing tomorrow? Nothing much eh?,
Vi> TD> Well ive got news for ya, ill be getting NOTHING for Christmas.
Vi>
Vi> wrong base for sympathy. you deserve nothing.
Whoops, it slipped my mine, i meant im getting a 3.5 gigabyte and Ingo's
buying my 525.
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Wh00PS!!@# It SLiPed MY MYND!! I MenT IM GEtTING a 3.5 GyGABiTe and InG0'z
BuYing My 525$!#@$#@
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Oh Yeah. Here'S Da UnDEGwounD Chaos appwIcaTIon:!
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?????????????? ? ? ???????
???? UCT Application Form ????
???????? ?? ? ? ??????????
?????????????????? ? ?? ? Which Function ?? ? ???????????????????????
? ? PBX.VMB Hacker ? [?] ? ? Cracker ? [?] ? ?
? ? BBS Hacker ? [?] ? ? Coder ? [?] ? ?
? ? Ansi Maker ? [?] ? ? Head Quarter ? [?] ? ?
? ? Vga Maker ? [?] ? ? Dist. Site ? [?] ? ?
? ? Musician ? [?] ? ? Courrier ? [?] ? ?
??????????????? ? ?? ? ? ?? ? ???????????????????????????????????
??????????? ?? ?????????
???? Send this App to ????
??????? ? ?????????????
UnderGround Chaos Node 1 +1[514] 366-8572 <-144OO
UnderGround Chaos Node 2 +1[514] OPN-SOON <-144OO
UnderGround Chaos Node 3 +1[514] OPN-SOON <-24OO
UnderGround Chaos Node 4 +1[514] OPN-SOON <-?????
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Let's analyze this thing.
First off:
PBX-VMB Hacking is so easy, even Dave H. has one. (1-800-521-7047)
(Oh yeah try calling Acidic Liquid's VMB. Real rapper
BBS Hacker: IT'S NOT HACKING. IT'S CRASHING AND IT SUCKS.
Head Quarter: Learn How to spell asshole.
3 nodes coming. Shit. Who the fuck is dumb enough to want to carry that
reputation with them?
Dave H, Golbez, Golderack whatever... go away. No one likes you.
Now. Let's log onto his board:
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????????? ??? ??? ??? ? ? NM-[iCE]
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U N D E R G R O U N D C H A O S
[iCE Ripoff. Nice Touch. You should be hung, or worse, i should show this
to ice, i'm sure they would be very pleased]
Da eleete application. These questions were so hard man.
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Do you agree that this BBS is Private and H/P/C/A/V Oriented? Yes
Are you willing to join UCT? No [Are you kidding? That's like slitting my
wrists]
Okay... If you say so... Please tell me what does the following means:
H/P/C/A/V : hack/phreak/card/anarchy/virus [ooh, like anyone doesnt know it]
LD : Long Distance [haha]
PBX : Private.Branch.eXchange [sigh]
UC : [beats me]
VMB : voice.mail.box [Can you say...Brain Surgeon?]
KKK : klukluxklan [Great, A fucking biggot]
VAX: virtual address eXtension [Like he knows what it is]
VMS: virtual memory system [Must've just got an acronym list]]
UNiX: [Unix doesn't stand for anything
does it?]
Ok... write me a letter and you'll be validated within the next 24 hours
You must now send a newuser application letter to the SysOp.
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Another GREAT announcment by:GolBeZ #1
Comin' this Christmas... Node 2 and 3 will surely open in the vacations...
Let's hope...[Not!]
I need Programmers/Artists/Coders/Musicians for UCT
Email me if interested...[Not!]
I should put a ratio for 24OO lamers.... You're blocking the line when 144OO
could call... Just a hint: Do Not D/L something bigger than 15Ok, ok? It goes
for Co-Sysops too (This means you, MindMaster) [2400 rocks]
First UCT Packages is for January '94
[oh shit, i guess i will write another mag :)]
[Gotta Love this one] ----
Hope You All 24oo Users Will
Get A REAL Modem.... From: GolBeZ
MindMaster
My Christmas Gift: No Ratio For Everybody Flow !Live
On December 24th And 25th Rubicant
Puppy
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