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 $$        [ HOE E-Zine #977 -- 12/18/99 -- http://www.hoe.nu ]     .,$$
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        ohhhhhhh my god.  i am so excited to write this!  wow!  ehheh!  
 okay seriously i should get started.

        OH MY GOD I AM SO EMBARASSED I JUST PEED IN MY PANTS.  hold on,
 let me get a towel.  OH MY GOD ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GET A TOWEL BUT NOW
 I'VE GOTTEN TOO EXCITED OH MY GOD THERE'S JIZZ EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD

        jesus, i'm so sorry.  let me clean this up OHHHHHHHHHH OHH OH OH
 shit, well that should seriously be the last of it, i mean i already
 jerked off four times today OH GOD OGD GOD DAMNIT okay, well, now i have
 to go to the hardware store to get some turpentine for all this crusty
 jizz!  jesus.

        i just hope the cashier doesn't smell or see the caked jizz that's
 all over my eyes.  jesus, mary and joseph.

        OH MY GOD I FARTED!  NOW THERE'S POO POO EVERYWHERE SON WHERE ARE
 YOU I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR WHORE OF A MOTHER WHERE
 ARE YOU SON I PROMISE I WON'T EVER HURT YOU AGAIN, SON? SON!

        GAH oh, sorry that sometimes happens.  jesus, well, at least i'm
 calm now, having blown the last drop of semen out of my cock-hole.  my
 cock-hole burns, it burns like fire OH MY GOD I'M CUMMINNG YESS YESS
 OAHAAHH.

        oh shit my mom walked in gotta go

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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS!              HOE #977, BY KREID - 12/18/99 ]