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(*) (*) * (*)~*~(*) HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #882
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~ 0 0 ~* *~ 0 hOGS ~ "HIGH SCHOOL REVISITED."
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~ 0 0 ~ ~ 0 eNTROPY ~ By: Laja Agna
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Well, I thought that my soul had been freed and that God was smiling
upon me in my mature college-girl state. But, alas, I was wrong. I was
innocently using AOL Instant Messenger (the emacs version, of course), when
suddenly! I was accosted by invitations to a so-called "BUDDY" chat. I
figured that, perhaps, my BUDDIES would be there, so I accepted.
What ensued after I accepted this invitation was horrifying!
Suddenly, I was no longer in the safety of my Worcester apartment.. I was
transported back to Toll Gate High School, Warwick, RI circa 1997! I could
almost hear the high pitched GIRLZ squealing the words which appeared on my
screen..
"hi girls how are you how is school??"
"i am good are you going home this weekdn??? who is laja ajna??"
"i dont know! who are you tell us tell us!!"
When I came to the realization that I was suddenly surrounded by
once-popular two dimensional beings, i fled for the nearest exit, only to be
greeted by the following "flame" from someone who wouldnt give me the time
of day in high school (THAT'S YOU, DOUG BLOOM). Apparently, I should just
be happy that he even said hello to me.
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[Conversation with QuinBrave on Fri Oct 8 13:38:12 1999]
QuinBrave: hey whats your deal who stuck the pole up your ass why do
you have to be such a bitch. you cant just be glad you actually
had someone who wanted to say hi, i guess not go back to doing
whatever the fuck it is that you do and whatever the fuck it was
you did in high school i guess, god what a winner you turned out
to be!!!
Laja Ajna: AHAHA
Laja Ajna: OH MY GAWD
Laja Ajna: you dont even KNOW how hilarious this is
Laja Ajna: I AM SAVING THIS FOREVER
Laja Ajna: I will put it in a HEART and hang it on my wall
QuinBrave: you do that
Laja Ajna: next to the SHRINE i built to TOLL GATE
QuinBrave: sounds like a party
Laja Ajna: AW YEAH, D0UD.
QuinBrave: sounds like someone didnt get the best of their high school years
and is taking it out on everyone else
QuinBrave: shouldve gone to bay view [** see below] i guess
Laja Ajna: Right, and now I am regreting EVERY MOMENT in my DEPRIVED LIFE
QuinBrave: or something like that i guess, what the hell are you talking
about
Laja Ajna: I will never live up to my true potential because i didnt turn
out like you!
Laja Ajna: I dont even know who you are!
QuinBrave: right right, because i said that
QuinBrave: yes you do
Laja Ajna: Vague images of days blocked out count not as knowledge.
Laja Ajna: Hopefully my therapy can help me recover from this conversation.
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** Bay View Academy is an all-girls catholic school in Rhode Island.
I didnt get his joke.
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( *(c) hOGS oF eNTROPY pRESS* HOE #882 ~ WRITTEN BY: LAJA AJNA ~ 10/23/99 )