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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #819
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888 888 888 888 888 " by The Golden Boognish
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ok. admit. the Zebra II was a good weapon for our days.
even though it only shot plastic yellow pellets, you could sure
harm a animal. like that movie 'gummo'. the zebra II could probably even
kill a bird if the gun aim's even worked, or they supplied enough pellets.
the Zebra II also could really piss a cat off. you could hit a
cat in the ass and make that bitch run like the wind. though, that would
be mean. heh. umm. the other day i picked up a zebra II from the local
Newbury Comics, for $2.50. there is No feeling in the world except the
feeling of shooting people in the nearest taco bell when they are not
looking and having the pellets land in there drink or burritto. or,
having your friend drive down the road and you shooting people with there
windows down while they are driving. i wish they were cops. oh well.
the Zebra II also had a spawn weapon, the automatic pellet rifle.
heh. the Zebra II reminds me alot of the D7 Dsstovi in Golden Eye. heh
waht ever the fuck the guns name was.
if you don't have a Zebra II, pick one up, shoot a few people,
have some fun while you can. don't let the gun get you down when it jams,
it is part of life.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #819 - WRITTEN BY: BOOGNISH - 9/1/99 ]