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888 888 888 888 888 " by Viledandy
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[ A coffee bar. ]
[ LORI and RENEE sit with coffee. Late twenties. ]
[ They are fit and attractive. Both wear tank tops and short
shorts. Their hair is pulled up casually. ]
LORI
. . . lazy-ass motherfucker was _drunk_ . . .
RENEE
Don't you _hate_ that?
LORI
Duh! Like who doesn't? I'm dumping his tired ass tomorrow. I just
hate those guys who get drunk and then don't want to do it. Or they
do it one time and then they fall asleep.
RENEE
That was what I liked so much about Danny . . .
LORI
Danny . . .?
RENEE
He was young and _clean_ and he didn't even drink or smoke.
LORI
Yeah?
RENEE
And, like, he wanted to do it every minute . . .
LORI _laughs derisively._
LORI
My _ideal_ . . . just to like get to that point where you're getting
enough so you're not constantly lying next to this flesh lump
thinking, What about mine?
RENEE
Oh I know.
_Pause_
RENEE
How is he, though?
LORI
Hmmn?
RENEE
Like, how is he? How is he when he _can_ get it up?
LORI
Oh, sometimes I think I'll come out my _ears_ . . .
_Pause_
RENEE _looks at her_. LORI _nods_.
LORI
But like the other nine times out of ten I'm laying there making out
my shopping lists with two fingers doing all the work.
RENEE
Too bad.
LORI
Yeah.
LORI _sips her coffee. She sighs._
LORI
Motherfucker.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #746 - WRITTEN BY: VILEDANDY - 7/22/99 ]