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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #682
`888' `888' d8P' `Y8b `888' `8
888 888 888 888 888 "My Chat Logs Get Results, Dammit"
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
888 888 888 888 888 " by Mr A Jim
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 6/14/99
o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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Well, it's too late. If you've ever considered saving the world,
don't bother. I've divined this through the magic of AoL Instant Messenger
and the apparently random chat invitations that it deals out. And no, it
hasn't always been like this. Have you ever gotten a _depressing_ prank
phone call?
At least the average AoL user keeps up on current events.
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You have just entered room "fudge jeff Chat44."
MandyA2: So wanna wear my underwear fudge ? Its clean , i
washed it a week ago , its gotta be .
fudge jeff: oh hi
MandyA2: hey
Mr A Jim: sup...
Mr A Jim: why was i invited again?
MandyA2: cause your bi
Mr A Jim: um
fudge jeff: [pastes in the contents of my profile, some lyrics
by 12Rods. if you want it, look it up on AIM.]
Mr A Jim: yeah, they're a good band
MandyA2: yeah
fudge jeff: i like um too
Mr A Jim: but i'm not, actually
MandyA2: ok
MandyA2: thats cool
fudge jeff: there one of my favorites
Mr A Jim: yeah cool
Mr A Jim: how'd you find me?
MandyA2: i screw beavers
fudge jeff: hey do you have kids
Mr A Jim: strike 2
MandyA2: um ok
Mr A Jim: so
fudge jeff: i had a kid but he got his peter stuck in the hose
so we had to cut it off asnd he bled to deatgh
MandyA2: I LOVE TO WACK OFF
fudge jeff: do you wack beavers jim
Mr A Jim: you do know that you're the reason society is in the
proverbial toilet, right?
MandyA2: I LIVE IN CHINA
fudge jeff: i live in china with her we are lovbe machines
fudge jeff: hired by bill clinton
MandyA2: oh baby
fudge jeff: oh baby baby
MandyA2: oh baby baby baby
fudge jeff: give it to me baby uh huh uh huh
MandyA2: OK
Mr A Jim: you might want to go find some dumb horny AoL teenagers
to fuck with.
fudge jeff: alrighty then
MandyA2: ok
fudge jeff: ok
MandyA2: bye!
fudge jeff: sounds good to me
Mr A Jim: bye you krazy kids!
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #682 - WRITTEN BY: MR A JIM - 6/14/99 ]