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   ooooo   ooooo  .oooooo.  oooooooooooo       HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #630
   `888'   `888' d8P'  `Y8b `888'     `8
    888     888 888      888 888           "ATTENTION: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND"
    888ooooo888 888      888 888oooo8
    888     888 888      888 888    "              by Ziego Vuantar
    888     888 `88b    d88' 888       o               5/11/99
   o888o   o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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        ATTENTION: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

        WRITERS OF HoE, YOU HAVE BEEN SLACKING IN YOUR DUTIES FOR I HAVE
 PROVIDED FOR YOU ALL AND YET WE HAVE FAILED TO COMPLETE OUR DUTIES.  THIS
 SITUATION IS UNNACCEPTABLE IN EACH AND EVERY WAY AND NOW I FEAR ALL IS
 LOST.

        !VIVA REVOLUCION!  !VIVA HOE!

        THERE IS MUCH TROUBLE AFOOT, OUR ENEMY TO THE NORTH IS ENCROACHING
 ON OUR GROUND AND THERE IS MUCH TROUBLE IN HIS ADVANCE.  WHILE WE TOIL IN
 OUR TENTS IN THE DEEP DARK JUNGLE HE ENJOYS HIS MOCHA COFFEE DRINKING WITH
 HIS CAPITALIST PINKIE RAISED IN THE AIR AS IF MOCKING US.  WHILE OUR
 MALARIA-RAVAGED BODIES SWEAT BLOOD AND FECIES HE SITS IN HIS COMFORTABLE
 EAST-SIDE FLAT AND SELLS MERCHANDISE VIA THE E-BAY.

        !VIVA REVOLUCION!  !VIVA HOE!

        DONDA ESTA USTED.  TRABAJO.  TOGETHER THIS ROTTEN Z WILL BE CRUSHED
 BY OUR FORCE.  IMMEDIATELY SENDING TO THE TOWN A FORCE TO CRUSH.  MURDER IS
 ON OUR MINDS AND SO MUST BE ON OUR QUICK TONGUES LIKE THE STRIKING OF
 THUNDER!  IT IS BECAUSE OF THIS ROTTEN APPLE THAT OUR BELOVED HAS FALLEN
 INTO THE HANDS OF ANOTHER.  CAPITOLIST DOG.  YOU WILL DROWN IN YOUR OWN
 FLOWING CASH!

        !VIVA REVOLUCION!  !VIVA HOE!

        CHOKE HIM!  CHOKE HIM LIKE THE DOGS THEY ARE!

        !VIVA HOE!

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 [ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #630 - WRITTEN BY: ZIEGO VUANTAR - 5/11/99 ]