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My friends and I have a new hobby. We steal pamphelets from the
hallway display in our dorm, and send them to celebrities. It started off
with just skinny actresses and eating disorder pamphelets, but lately we've
been branching out. Here's the list of who we've sent what to, so you can
share in the fun.
Callista Flockhart Eating Disorders: What you should know
Jennifer Love Hewitt Anorexia and Bulemia
Neve Cambell Eating Disorders: What you should know
Sara Michelle Geller Eating Disorders: What you should know
Liv Tyler Anorexia and Bulemia
Cameron Diaz Restrictive Eating
Kathy Ireland Restrictive Eating
Blues Travelor Marijuana
Hanson Women's Health: What's Normal, What's Not
We still need to decide who gets many other fine pamphelets,
including Getting What You Want from Body Art, and Cocaine. We're thinking
of sending Courtney Love one on heroin, but we're afraid she'll track us
down and kill us.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #622 - WRITTEN BY: CYN - 5/9/99 ]