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ooooo ooooo .oooooo. oooooooooooo HOE E'ZINE RELEASE #567
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888 888 888 888 888 "Jessie and the Bunny"
888ooooo888 888 888 888oooo8
888 888 888 888 888 " by Oregano
888 888 `88b d88' 888 o 4/11/99
o888o o888o `Y8bood8P' o888ooooood8
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I seem to do my best IRC work when no one is paying attention. Here
is an example of what happens when I am in a channel and no one is
responding.
*** Now talking in #log
*** Topic is 'i fight for VINEGAR PANTS, MAYONAISE BRA, and SOY SAUCE
KATANA II!'
*** Set by codebodo on Sat Apr 03 06:21:00
<oregano2K> hello all
<oregano2K> buggy buggy buggy
<oregano2K> jessie has a buggy
<oregano2K> the buggy drives in the hilly country
<oregano2K> hilly is the buggy then fluffy bunny hops besides the buggy
<oregano2K> fluffy bunny cries, "jessie in the buggy, come out and play."
<oregano2K> but jessie was tired, all that time in the buggy and jessy did
not sleep
<oregano2K> the buggy was jiggly on the rocky road
<oregano2K> jessie was angry and refused to play with fluffy bunny.
<oregano2K> but fluffy bunny didn't mind
<oregano2K> or at least pretended not to.
<oregano2K> and he removed some spokes from the hilly buggy's wooden
wheelies.
<oregano2K> jessy rode on past the poison-ivy forest.
<oregano2K> and the wheel gave way and pitched jessy into the poison ivy
<oregano2K> and the runny buggy caught fire and exploded sending a sharp
piece of metal into jessy's brain
<oregano2K> but jessy survived
<oregano2K> and from then on, jessy always stopped to play with fluffy
bunny
<oregano2K> though she never realised it since she was trapped in her own
little world.
<oregano2K> the end.
<oregano2K> I take it no one is here.
<oregano2K> at least I got a h0e piece out of no one being here.
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[ (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! HOE #567 - WRITTEN BY: OREGANO - 4/11/99 ]