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Ultimate survey for: Jessica White
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Nicknames: Jess, Glynis
Hometown: Madison
Current residence: Wardall Hall.....screw you
Croutons or Bacon Bits: Bacon bits. what kind of question is that?
Favorite Salad Dressing: it used to be ranch but now everytime i eat it i
can't get the taste of hidden valley ranch out of
my head. and that is disgusting. so now i've
moved on to french.
Do u drink: Luke made me do it. ONLY ONCE
Shampoo or conditioner: who uses just one? THAT QUESTION IS RETARDED
Have you ever gone skinny dipping: no
Do u make fun of people: who doesn't? come on..some people are just ASKING
FOR IT!
Favorite color: green
Have you ever been convicted of a crime: I've been convicted of not
honoring a bid on ebay, but
otherwise no.
Best on-line friends: none of you who are reading this. HA HA
One pillow or two?: 5
Pets: my fish (Gish, country girl, Jellybelly, Rocket, Clone, and the
six babies that i can't name. (R.I.P. Drown)
Hobbies: i clean a lot...if that counts.
Dream Car: anything that runs? i don't care too much for cars.
Type of car you drive now: mercury tracer (shut up, it's my mom's old car)
Words or phrases you overuse: apparantly i say "cool" a lot, so i'll
have to stop that.
Toothpaste: Colgate
Favorite food: Stoffers frozen lasagna (cook 7 minutes, rotate,
another 6 minutes) and macaroni and cheese (kraft no
doubt, not that "real cheese" velveeta shit.
Do you get along with your parents?: my mom...sometimes...
Favorite town to chill in: CHICAGO
Favorite Ice Cream: vanilla and chocoalate twist from a machine. none
of this scoop crap.
What's your bed time?: whenever i can possibly manage to fall asleep
Adidas, Nike, or Reebok: what?
Favorite Perfume/Cologne: no one should ever wear either
Favorite Website: www.smashing-pumpkins.net
Favorite subject in school: psychology
Least Favorite subject in school: philosophy
Favorite sport to watch: cross country
most humiliating moment: like i'm going to put that on HERE
Loudest person you know: every single GIRL on my floor (i'll get you all
someday...)
Craziest person or silliest u know: Ms. katie cantrell (I MISS YOU)
the only person i know who would
pretend to throw up her vanilla shake
at a cross country meet
What do you look for in the opposite sex: someone who is not an IDIOT
(still looking...)
Birthday: april 27, 1980
Height: 5'7 or 5'8 who here HONESTLY knows their height?
Eye color: green
Favorite relatives: my uncle frank (THANK YOU FOR THE PUMPKIN TICKETS!!)
there IS an easy way to my heart. ;)
What do you remember most about this year?: window checks!@!!
Favorite TV shows?: ahhhhh.....the simpsons....
What are you obsessed with?: i'm not even going to TOUCH this one...
Do you believe in yourself?: only when i make a really kick ass ice
cream cone in the cafeteria.
Favorite magazines: Rolling Stone, Spin
Favorite board game: monopoly
Favorite drink: Dr. Pepper
Favorite sound: Billy
Favorite smell: Chicago
Worst feeling in the world: Sunday night
Best feeling in the world: holding tickets to a pumpkins show (MY OWN
tickets that is....)
Favorite thing to do on the weekend: go home
Favorite soundtracks: lost highway
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning:
oh my god...i didn't change the clock. i really COULD have made
it to class. FUCK!!!!!
Do you get motion sickness?: no
Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting?: EXCITING!!!
Future sons names: William Patrick (i'm not having kids by the way, this
is hypothetical) :)
Future daughters names: no daughters please, thank you :)
Are you a good friend?: hopefully (everyone THINKS they are a good
friend, the only one who could answer that
question would be my friends)
Chocolate or vanilla cake?: chocolate, duh
Do you like to drive?: someone else's car? yes
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: no
If you could have an occupation when you get older, what would it be?:
if i "could" have an occupation? so you're saying "hypothetically,
if you're employed in 10 years, what would you want to do?"
WHAT A CRAPPY QUESTION
What is your favorite quote/quotes?: "if you don't know this next song,
you are NOT a smashing pumpkins fan"
-billy corgan
Is the glass half-empty or half-full?: well what is this glass
containing? milk? water? this makes
a difference you know. do i WANT
what is in this glass? or am i
trying to chug down vomit here?
WORK WITH ME!
Favorite movie(s)?: anything with gweneth paltrow. she is a goddess
What is your favorite Adam Sandler movie?: i don't think i've ever watched
an adam sandler movie all the
way through. give me a break
When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you first notice: Their shoes
What is your fav color skittle?: RED
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!! (c) !LA HOE REVOLUCION PRESS! #264 - WRITTEN BY: GLYNIS -- 11/3/98 !!