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The Imperialistic______ ______ ______________ The Order of the,
Order of the | | | | \ | Imperialistic
Wombat \ / \ / ____ \ ______| RED
| |________| | / \ | |____ Army Ants
| ________ | ( {} ) | _____)
/~~~~~~~~~~~ | | | | \____/ | |______ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~\
FUC | |~~~~~~~ / \ / \ / | ~~~~~~~~~| | FUC
KIN | | |______| |______| /_____________| | | KIN
G P | | | | G H
IGS | | Hogs of Entropy Text Files Present... | | OGS
!!! | | | | !!!
| | "God Damned Racist Army Ants!" | |
| | or | |
| | " The Army Ant Manifesto " | |
| | or | |
| | " Revenge of the reds! " | |
| | or | |
| | " RED ALERT! " | |
| | or | |
| | " Oh, That damn Red Ant File! " | |
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| | By: Abigwar [11/15/94] | |
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ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS!
DHiSKLaMMeR: Do not read this in WRAPPED format. If you do, around answer
number (7), you will get disorintated. If you see the secret
khode ( -> ) any where, Do NOT do what it implies, Or you
will be sorry. ESSPECIALY ANY ONES NAME WHO BEGINS WITH A
"Ascii Expres..." SO THERE. Nananaa, You can't catch me!
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| Because of my /<-/~adness, The divine have told me, the almighty Abigwar, |
| how the world will end. |
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Did you ever notice how ants always keep to them selves? Well, this is
because they are preparing for the great race war of 2007! See, in 2007,
a giant horse fly is to come out of the ocean, (It was trapped in a bubble
you know), and shit on all the ants who are at AnTCoN '07. The ants are
going to mutate, because the shit was toxic. (The depths of the ocean does
strange things to ones shit, you know.)
Well, the ants where waiting for this moment. You ever notice that red
ants and black ants almost never fuck around and create purple ants? Well
this is because all the red ants are racists. Red ants always had a sence
of superiority. Except for the wablants. Wablants are Wanna be black ants.
Now red and black ants have to go to war. Hence the name, The great race
war of '07. After they kill off all the black ants, the red ants go to
feast on the earth. Eat the humans, and smoke all the human's ganja.
"So what are we going to do?", You ask franticly. Fear not, my students,
for you read, HoE, VaS, and BGR. And if you don't, you had better start!
For these three groups, are the funcakanelic esoteric /<radest groups. And
they know the secret which some day, will save us all from the ants. Haha.
Here are our choices to stop this apocoliptic vision of the future:
(1) We could kill the giant horse fly which is arising from the
bottom of the ocean, in a giant horsefly shaped bubble. BUT
first we have to find it. Or, We could shoot it as it
approchess AnTCoN '07. But if our bullets don't penetrate
the thick horsefly like armor, we are fucked.
(2) We could tamper with AnTMaiL, so that the ants can not send
out their inventations to AnTCoN '07. But don't forget we
would also have to hack out the AnT EMAiL systems as well.
(3) We could higher a Ant Eater to come and eat the ants before
the fly arives. But it would have to be a large group of ant
eaters, because it is a large group of ants. Also, we would
have to worry about the fly shitting on the Ant Eaters, and
having them revolt like the mutants they would be.
(4) We could call an exterminator. But that would be rude. Also
see problem (3).
(5) We could give up, and let what happens, happen. And worship
the Imerialistic Socitey of the Golden Wombats instead. We
could pray to WomBaWomBa. The Wombat god of all mighty
Wombatness to save us from the ants.
(6) We could get a giant garbage bag, and inflate it to 3 times
its normal size, and shoot air gun darts at it. Just for the
fuck of it.
(-) This is not a real number. It is an imposter. -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> -> Hey, You made it out this far, now you must know the truth. This number was placed here as a spy, to watch what we do. It was put here by either the CIA, NSA, KGB
IOoTW (Imperialistic order of the Wombat), OoTiRa (Order of the Imperialistic red ant), or a kid named
Ascii Express. **(High if your reading this)**
(7) We could fight the ants AFTER they mutate. When they are at 500x
their normal capabilities. (Not a wise idea)
(8) We could start rioting in protest of the Neo-Moonism Wankers from
cricketville. (This ones for you, Tpp)
(9) We could hold riots in welcoming of the OoTiRa (For those of you
not esoteric enough, that is the Order of the imperialistic
red ants.)
(10) We could build a giant roof over the AnTCoN '07, so the shit
will never come in contact with the ants. Unless of course
the uninvited carpenter ants decide to have a feast.
(11) We could build the roof out of metal so the AnTs cannot eat
it. However, we still have to worry about the AnTs anti-
gravity capabilitys.
(12) We could hop a train to Mars, untill after the ants are done
destroying everything.
(13) We could get the salimanders to not skrew in the light bulb,
then sit back and listen to skrewdriver in the dark while
drinking "Pig head on a stick" flavored milk shakes.
(Voting questions are cool)
(14) Stick the skinheads on them. They are bald anyway, and wont have
to worry about getting ants stuck in their hair.
(15) Nuke um all, and let allah sort them out. (or how ever the fuck
that is it spelled)
(16) We could geneticaly engineer Blue ants. (An obviously superior
race) And use them to defeat the mutants.
(17) Red ants are the best, So fuck the rest.
(18) Scare the ants away from AnTCoN '07 with a size 12 Bovver Boot!
(19) Shoot Abigwar, because he is obviously demented. :)
(187) Aryan Alert! Aryan Alert! (hehehe, any one remember this?)
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Ahem!, Your attention please. Thank you.
Dear Certain Overly Concerned HoE Fan,
Than you for showing concern in advising Moggie to check the Stars
and Stripes lyrics I typed up for "Racial Hatred". I do appreciate
your undivided attention and interest in supporting the maintained
existence of HoE. However, I would like to take this time to say
a few words. I would like you to know this is not a personal attack
on you. And I am also very sorry, that I could not do this in
private mail, but Mogel, being the wise sysop he is, refused to allow
me the extreamly groovy knowledge of your identity. So, now that that
is all done and said, FUCK YOU! If you want to censor something go
duct tape your mouth shut. Or better yet, your fingers together so you
can not type. And like always, I feel the need to say: SO THERE.
Even though I do not know who you are, you may be one of the
people I have been associating with in the HPA scene recently. So
if we are on rather good terms, I request that those few words
do not break our ohh so good relationship. On the other hand, if
you are offeneded by what I have said, FUCK YOU! I didn't like you
anyway. SO THERE. Your mother eats aardvark shit. SO THERE.
Good, Now that I have completed that... I would like to say,
to every one, not just the person above, that if you feel the
need to censor something from me, FUCK YOU!
Thank you,
Abigwar
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Skinheads are the best youth cult there has ever been. Lets keep the
tradition alive. Keep the faith. Live the Spirit of 69. No FUSS, NO
MESS, JUST PURE FUCKING IMPACT! Long live Skinhead Glory.
-Abigwar
(This epilog, is infact, a rerun. So sue me.)
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Copyright (c) 1994 HoE Publications and Abigwar. #26 --> 11/17/94
All rights confiscated by the *PIGS* (hehehaha)