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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
Brings YOU 5 Brand New Text Files for Summer 2002!
(Issues 121-125 of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_)
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R E L E A S E N O T E S
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WORD TO YOUR MOMS.
Sexy Text for YOU!
New issues of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_
http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/twist/twist.html#new
gwd121.txt - "Mein Jewlatto" by Ciacco the Hog and Bob the Master of the World
This is one of the most racist textfiles ever. But damn, is it
ever funny.
gwd122.txt - "Geekified Hovel" by Seth The Man
Jesus Christ, Seth is a geek. Computers galore, unnecessary
surveillance, and hidden porn.
gwd123.txt - "Me and Mongo Jones" by Ciacco the Hog, Lobo Licious, and Bob the
Master of the World
Fattishness at its best. Mongo Jones is indeed a force to be
reckoned with.
gwd124.txt - "Sex without Strings: A Call for Legalized Prostitution"
by Dr. Dr. Otis
Dr. Dr. Otis is at it again! The alcoholic professor returns
with his newest political treatise. Legalize prostitution, yo.
AND...
gwd125.txt - "As You Go" by Trish
We're all about the sentimentality...STM's sister lends us this
tear-jerking poem in which she refers to her brother's blackness
and our very own urge for Domination.
-*- "Look Ma! No hands and still a slut!" -*-
-+- GREEN is GOOD. -+-
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What's going on in Grenedom?
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-> HEADLINES <-
OUR HASHISHIM WARRIOR, THE LIZARD KING, HAS RETURNED TO US! HOLY FUCK!!
After years of wandering on a Hashishim quest, TLK has returned. What did he
find? Mostly, hashish. We welcome him back into the dr00gist fold. Yee-haw!
CONVINCING PROOF FOUND OF SETH THE MAN'S FORMER FEMININITY!
Remember when Seth The Man was known as Seth Sometimes? Well, even if you
don't, he was once known by that ridiculous moniker. It, of course, referred
to the fact that he was sometimes a man and sometimes not. New evidence
recently came to light that proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that he was
once a little girl. Yes, while going through some of his 'old junk,' Seth
found a girls' soccer trophy. Thus, he was once a little girl.
Coincidentally, he was also once a large black man. Therefore, he seems to be
some odd sort of shapeshifter. Scary scary!
-*- "Sluts that squirt, slurp, and swallow!" -*-
-> OTHER NEWS <-
Ciacco the Hog finally wrote something for GwD. It's about time we put that
art-boy to work.
Our status as the unOFFICIAL STAR WARS E-ZINE has allowed us to uncover the
true nature of one of our members and his gut. That's right, Lobo "Booty"
Licious is actually a Dark Lord of the Sith. Darth Licious's gut, Lionel, is
his young Padawan Learner. Darths Licious and Lionel rock serious Sith-nads.
Otis recently completed two doctoral degrees. Yes, he now holds a Ph.D in
engineering as well as one in philosophy. He has accepted a faculty position
at a prestigious institution in New England. From now on, he will be
addressed as Dr. Dr. Otis. He plans to also attend medical school while he
teaches, so one day he will be Dr. Dr. Otis, M.D.
-*- "Chicks choking on cock chowder!" -*-
-> SUBMISSION INFORMATION <-
If you have ANYTHING to submit to GwD (artwork, text, outlandish claims,
etc.), DO NOT HESITATE to send it our way. "submit@GREENY.org" is there for
you, baby. Work must be 100% original and it must be understood that once
submitted, articles/artwork/photographs become the property of GwD, Inc.
(unless they have been previously published elsewhere) and we can use them
however we see fit, even if it's merely to make fun of them (and you).
-*- "Do you like huge boobs, thick thighs and bubble butts?" -*-
-> LETTER(S) TO THE EDITOR <-
Got a comment/question/complaint/rant? Send 'em our way. editor@GREENY.org
is always waiting for your e-mails.
[All spelling/grammar errors are those of the author(s) and are not errors on
the part of GwD, cuz, well, we're perfect. Yeah.]
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Date: Mon, 13 May 2002 15:31:05 -0800
From: Hahaha <hahaha@sexyfun.net>
Subject: Snowhite and the Seven Dwarfs - The REAL story!
To: GwD@GREENY.org
Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where very educated and
polite with Snowhite. When they go out work at mornign, they promissed a