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G ||    || \    / | || |  1    3   5 issue #135 of "GwD:  The American Dream G
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  So I'm at this pool hall, right?  Right, no doubt about that, and I'm
  playing pool.  And this old friend of mine comes up and says what's up.
  And I'm like you fuckin baby, let's play some game a pool right now.  And
  he's like yeah.

  So we're playing for money and you know I'm cleaning up.  I'm slamming
  balls in pockets like a teenage jagoff.  And I'm like man do you want to
  play again?  Remember when I armwrassled that big fucking ape and got him
  pinned?  I couldn't use my arm the whole rest of the day.

  Another couple games and I'm 15 bucks up, nice.  Don't worry man, I'm
  buying drinks.  So I'm off to the pisser and while I'm standing there
  buddy comes up and pulls this huge boner out of his pants.  His bag is
  practically dangling into the pisser.  And I'm like fuuuuck, dude!  And
  then buddy tells me he fucked my girlfriend.  With that conk, totally
  sick!

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Issue#135 of "GwD:  The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585
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