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w _____ ____ 1 1 1 "CHEESEBURGER" w
D // | \ 11 11 11 by Kp Neato Dee D
G || || \ / | || | 1 1 1 issue #111 of "GwD: The American Dream G
w \\___// \/\/ |____/ 111 111 111 with a Twist -- of Lime" * rel 09/20/01 w
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MAN. YOU NEED A BACON DOUBLE-CHEESEBURGER, DAMNIT.
THOSE ARE COOL, AND THEY'RE 99 CENTS. THE OTHER DAY THEY HAD CHANGED OVER
FROM SELLING DOUBLE CHEESEBS TO BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBS FOR THE SAME PRICE BUT I
DIDN'T KNOW IT YET.
SO I WAS ORDERING MY USUAL DOUBLE CHEESEB. AT THE DRIVE-THROUGH AND THE LADY
SAID "THAT'LL BE $2-SOMETHING"
AND I WENT
"HUH? AREN'T THOSE LIKE A DOLLAR?"
"NO. NOT ANY MORE."
THEN I TRIED TO COMMUNICATE THAT I WANTED WHATEVER SORT OF BURGER THING THEY
HAD THAT COST ABOUT A DOLLAR. BIG MAC, DOUBLE SOMETHING, WHATEVER... IF IT'S
WITHIN 10 CENTS OF A DOLLAR, THAT'S WHAT I WANT. GOSH DURNIT.
THE DRIVE-THROUGH WINDOW PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO LIKE TO BE ASKED INEQUALITIES.
WHY AM I WRITING THIS?
UNFORTUNATELY, I KNOW WHY... AND IT'S SCARY.
BYE.
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Issue#111 of "GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585
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