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\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ //////////////////////////////// \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ //////////////////////////////// \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' //////////////// .ao0.////////// \\\\\\ YOOOOO000b.\\\\\ YOOOOO00000@@@@@//// dOO000@//////// \\\\\ YOOO0000@@@b\\\' YOOO00000@@@@@P// dOOO000@D////// \\\\ OO0000@@@@@b' / OO000P///////// dOOO000@P///// \\ O000P'\Y@@@@D/// O0000q///////// OO000@P///// ' 0000\\\\Y@@@D/// 00000@@@@@////// 000@@@@q/ Editor: 0000Q\'d@@@@D/// 0000@@@@@P//////// @@@@@@@. Access Denied 000@@@@@@@@P'/// 000@@P//////////// .d@@@@@D X Marks The d00@@@@@@@P'//// d00@@@a///////// d@@@@@@@@@' Shit d00@@@@@@P'///// d00@@@@@@//////// @@@@@@@@' ///////////////////////////////\ Y@@@@' ///////////////////////////////\\\\ Y@'\\\\ ///////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ ///////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ ///////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ ///////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ /////////////////////////////// \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ D a m n e d F u c k i n g S h i t - Presents - Issue #60 Date: 5/30/96 Title: DFS Index #2 Author: Access Denied DFS Index #2 Yeah, so DFS is finally publishing again. I'm sure everyone was afraid this would happen again. But I don't really fucking care. If you really care about why I didn't publish, it's because I was wasting my time in a place called college. That and the fact that no one ever submits. So fuck all you bitches! So here's some more shit to look at. Hey, maybe I'll even publish again this summer?!?! Wow, that would be so fucking k-RAD!$#@*&()))))@#&*() Oh, and an appology. Way long ago, when DFS #53 was released, the author's name was misspelled Vald. It should be Vlad. Sorry d00d!#@@#%# If for some reason you want to get in touch with me, I can be reached at adenied@execpc.com. *AND* DFS has a home page!#@*& Oh glory! It's URL is http://www.execpc.com/~adenied. You'll probably be able to find all sorts of wacky cool shit there or something. If I ever actually get around to setting up links and shit. And since it's my mag, I get to plug my big ass fucking BBS all over the place!#@%@#^ It's a BIG FILE ARCHIVE for all you LEECHES! The number's at the end of the file. Over 10,000 files!&#@^@#& Big fucking wh00p. Title Author ========================================================================= 0. Intro To DFS Access Denied 1. Ed Part 1 Access Denied 2. Some Poems 1 Access Denied 3. 101 Things To Do With Spam, Jello, Or Vasaline Access Denied 4. Why I Hate /<rad WaReZ d00d's And Other Stuff Access Denied 5. On iCE Part One Dementia Praecox 6. CyberSpace And The Freak Scene BBS Dr. Techno 7. 414 Area Code Split Access Denied 8. My Cordless Fone Access Denied 9. Ode To Cream Of Wheat Blurr 10. Taking Advantage Of Phonton Waves The Butcher 11. Computer Expert Accused Of Damaging Firm's Records Access Denied 12. The Light Bulb Bomb Hammer 13. MeadNet Dial-Ups Access Denied 14. Death Of A BBSer Access Denied 15. AT&T Access Numbers Wonko The Sane* 16. How To Be Polite Access Denied 17. 50 Things To Do With Those Nasty Holiday Leftovers Blurr 18. A Chat On Blurred Vision Anonymous 19. Gothic #1 Nosferatu 20. How To Get Free Computer Software Ningauble 21. A Few Theories Wonko The Sane 22. DFS #18 Revisited Nosferatu 23. Hi, I Hate Access Denied Terra Incognito 24. Some Poems 2 Access Denied 25. Ed Part 2 Access Denied 26. The Return Of DFS Access Denied 27. On iCE Two - The Return Dementia Praecox 28. The 2600 Meeting Access Denied 29. 608 Exchanges Local To Madison, WI Access Denied 30. A Chat With Sandman Of 414 Access Denied 31. Enigma Lyrics Access Denied 32. Short Stories To Enjoy Access Denied 33. The Game Access Denied 34. DFS Index #1 Access Denied 35. A Chat With Myself Dementia Praecox 36. Sopwith!!!!! Access Denied 37. Cryhelp!!!!! Access Denied 38. Radio Data Jeeb 39. The Adventures of Power Wedge Man Ares 40. 101 Uses For a Shi-Tsu Ares 41. Dementia Praecox's Sig. Dementia Praecox 42. Lamers Anonymous Bloodmoney 43. On Nonsense Access Denied 44. Dr. Techno's Poetry #1 Dr. Techno 45. De Declarashun o' Independence Dr. Techno 46. Untitled Vlad The Impaler 47. Defeating Windows and The Evil Sysops Dr. Techno 48. Ruminations and Tangents Wyvern 49. The Hunt Dementia Praecox 50. De-Ice Vlad The Impaler 51. Concordant Opposition's Rumors Callers Of CO 52. An Interesting Conversation Anonymous 53. The Ritual Vlad The Impaler 54. Scarred Dementia Praecox 55. Fuck Nate York Access Denied 56. Acme Dementia Praecox 57. The Adventures of Spudboy Cerebral Neurosis 58. The Plan Dementia Praecox 59. Wisconsin Central Offices Access Denied 60. DFS Index #2 Access Denied