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Damned Fucking Shit
Issue #26
Title: The Return Of DFS
Date: 6/7/94
By: Access Denied
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The Return Of DFS
The pus clears away and something steps out of the darkness. It's in the
form of a huge... shit.. what is it??? It's not spam.. it's not vasaline,
it's not a fat lady wearing spandex named Buelah... what the hell is it??!?!?
Suddenly you relise!!!! It's not that severed head you keep under your pillow
that you fondle at night... and it's not even those mutilated entrails that you
hang from your bathroom lights. No.. it's something much worse! You can hear
it coming... "Jingle jingle... jingle jingle..." Oh my GOD!!! It's.. it's...
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Oh fuck... it's back. You were hoping that it had died. Well, a mixture
school, rape, sex, drugs, alcohal, work, sex, and more drugs made it almost
IMMPOSSIBLE to write or publish anything having to do with DFS. Well, I guess
your dreams have been shattered you ugly fuck! DFS is back to BOTHER THE FUCK
OUT OF YOU!!!!! There's more "official" distro. sites now and all that crap!
It's still available by FTP! Isn't it K-rAd!!! Oh.. and no more fucking
file_id.diz stuff anymore. It was too hard to keep up with. So I'll leave
you to suffer knowing that DFS will be with you forever!!!! HAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!
Find DFS On These Fine Systems
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| Paradise Lost +1.414.476.3181 DFS World HQ |
| Temporary Insanity +1.ITS.NOW.DOWN DFS Affiliate HQ |
| Plan 9 Information Archives +1.716.881.FONE (3663) DFS Southern HQ |
| Under World Element +1.203.740.9571 DFS Eastern HQ |
| 7th Heaven +1.216.464.6789 DFS Affiliate |
| Twilight Of The Idols +1.613.226.3386 DFS Canada HQ |
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| AE - Plan 9 Information Archives - Login: DFS |
| FTP - etext.archive.umich.edu - /pub/Zines/DFS |
| IRC - #DFS (Whenever Access Denied or Incarnate is on) |
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| To submit, call Paradise Lost and log on as DFS. The password is: |
| JINGLE JINGLE |
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