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>From dbrian@santafe.edu Sat May 15 13:51:59 1993
Subject: Blooball Entrepreneur V
You sit in your apartment enjoying your single life, and you have
ditched your popularity leech, Bech Bruce. (Ed. note- this is a fictional
story, all names are fictional, and any parallels to the real world are
purely coincidental.) Anyway, as I was saying, you are sitting in your
apartment over the summer, and you decide that you need a big, fat, juicy
Slurpee (TM). You leave and stroll on down the sunny street, entering
the shining Mecca of convenient stores, 7-11.
You pour yourself a bountiful cup of cherry Slurpee (TM), ane walk
toward the counter to pay for it. The cashier seems to be in the back, as
you yell, "Hey, I want to buy a muthafuckin slurpee, ya seven eleven ass
bitch!"
"Excuse me?", you hear as you see the sexy ass face of Mattia
Obradovic poke out from inside the back door.
"Oh, Mattia- sorry, " you apologize as she yells, "Shut up you slug!
If you didn't know, I am in the niniety-five percent of bitches who like
to be treated like the kitchen-dwelling slaves that we are."
Mattia draws nearer as she slowly unzips her red seven eleven shirt
to reveal her four-inch deep cleavage. You bow your head down in
reverence, as you lean forward to partake in the feast of breastly
plentitude. Mattia stops you as she gestures for you to follow her into
the back room. You obey as you walk into the storage room to find Mattia
assuming the position of FUCKIN' on a few cases of Dr. Pecker. You take
your place between her powerful legs as you unbutton her jeans and begin
to slip them off. It is difficult for you to stay on her bare chest
because of the sheer mass of her tits. You roll off as though you were
trying to balance yourself on a pair of basketballs. Her erect nipples
poke into your chest as you succeed in removing her jeans. She now wears
nothing but black bikini panties. You remove them, sliding your hands
over her wide hips. The moist smoothness of her hips soon turns into
crusty scabbiness as you realize that you had mistaken Mattia for a pile
of picked scabs. Your penis is cemented inside the pile by blooball dribbles
as you are stuck in the back of seven-eleven forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh well, this is good-bye
i bid thee well
so long
see ya
later
john