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                ...        Issue # 287    Aug-17-2001
Hello,
  Shouts and greets from the text editor of my brand new
spiffy linux box. It took me seven failures of everything 
from freeBSD, to redHats 6.0, 6.2 and even redhat 4.5 before 
finally seeing some success with Caldera 2.3
  I still use one win95 box which I'll keep maintaining for a
time til I've hunted down each of the programs I regularly use
and come up with a decent linux equivalent. That may take a 
couple weeks or a month or so I'll bet.
  And then I'll finally be free. :)
  So it's Friday, August what, the 17th? I'd always hoped to
have *nix running on at least one box by Dec99. But I guess 
I missed it by a couple little years, eh? Oh well.
  Should I columnize some, even though I'll be writing something
up about webzine.ws this week? Hmmm. OK. But I'll make it short.

Best Buy owns Sam Goody as of last November. Wish I knew that

when I went and bought my newest Luckyboys CD, "Throwing The

Game." I was making Best Buy my last resort as I checked which

stores might have it. I struck out at a couple spots, they'd

never even heard of them yet, and one place (we won't mention

any names, right Tom?) doesn't have copies I guess, because he

doesn't like them very much. We've tried to get them hired

back here as headliners at least 5 other times since they'd

been to town warming up Little Blue Crunchy Things with

Mustard Plug. But nogo. "Nah, I just don't like 'em much,"

is all we'd get. Oh well. His loss, not ours really. We're

willing to travel for 'em.

So I end up buying it in SamGoody, thinking ok, at least it

wasn't Best Buy. Well, little did I know. Right? Turns out

just like buying Keystone beer because you're boycotting Coors.

What??? Adolf Coors owns Keystone too? Yupper.

OK, how did I find out? Well, I go into SamGoody yesterday

thinking I'd just see how many Luckyboys CD's there are and

ask if there's someone local I could ask about moving them

somewhere prominent and thinking up some extra display ideas

since their first MTV video is going to hit in a couple days

and their second single got released the other day.

Well, the woman I speak with tells me she'll ask the district

supervisor if they can maybe use one of the poles that holds

the ceiling up because they contain the only square inches that

aren't controlled by corporate HQ. "SamGoody's corporate?" I

ask. "No, Best Buy," Double-Take. "Wha??" I say, "Yup, bought

us out last November."

"Yikes," I ask her. "Didn't SamGoody just buy out MusicLand

and a bunch of other small music chains the year before that?"

"Longer ago than they were willing to tell us," was all she'd

say. Not into telling me exact dates or particulars or anything.

So Best Buy now owns almost every record store left in the

continental United States. Perhaps the whole world soon, eh?

I'll end this column saying that just really sucks.

marco

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY WEBZINE.WS

Holy wah! I had such a great time in the CBGB's

Gallery attending nyc's first Webzine conference.

I'll write up some of my observations and feelings

here.

Wow, many people were able to write about Webzine2001

right after the smoke settled. I'm glad. It was good to

read many of the reflections. I wish I was able to

write something up just minutes after the event. Hell,

I shoulda written a gonzo piece while sleeping in Penn

station between Zamboni cleanings, maybe. But I decided

to wait because I felt Webzine deserves so much more, so

much better. Fear not, I journalled a lot so there'll be

plenty to "collate," or move around into this little ditty

about the con. Hmmm. Maybe I'll go really long and need to

continue it in 3 or 4 issues like some of our other

"trilogies."

Hehehehe. I see Aaron's most recent trilogy is going

to finish up at 4 pieces. "Part four of this trilogy,"

way to go. Nothing wrong with that, trust me, it's quite

precedented. Look it up yourself. Some of your favorite

trilogies are 4, 5 and sometimes even 9 stories long,

huh?

Yup, so webzine, what can I say about WZ2001NYC besides

that Michael Moore was his great usual self, that the

guy from http://www.fuckedcompany.com gave great panel,

that the guy who attacked staples school in western

connecticut was fun to listen to. Well, read on, and

you'll see.

Everyone's heard of SOHO, how come NOHO isn't a house-

hold word like Soho??? I guess because they don't have

their "woody allen."

So how did I get involved with webzine in the first

place? Well it goes back to '98 or so when the first

cons in San Francisco were happening. I couldn't

afford to travel there and back once a year so I find

myself wanting to help out as much behind the scenes

year round well, why? Mostly just because I'm "down

with all that."

I'm leaving some of these notes very raw from my

journals because they lose too much good edge the

minute I start editing myself. :)

"You know the drill..."

Scarleteen. Sysop said web porn used to be male

dominated for the longest time. Now it's 52% women

run. Hmmmm.

Met Ryan, met Dru, met Michael Moore again met a

ton of other great people I don't remember the names

of.

"Many foreigners hate Americans for the exact

reasons most Americans have said they loathe me."

--Tim McVeigh

16May01

...I notice I'm still unwinding from my NY trip for

webzine.ws. Wow. It really effected me. Left quite an

impression. Neat.

Aug 31, Guild will close down their Westerly, RI

plant. Fender, which bought them in 1995 will move

all ops to its manufacturing HQs in Corona, Calif.

"The move will allow the company to 'streamline' its

production of the Guild guitars."

Gee, streamlined. Where have I heard that before???

Lately, I guess the question is where HAVEN'T I heard

it, eh?

I'll end this puppy here giving a quick shoutout to

Srini. The "Go work on your website" sticker is now

placed prominently on the case to my Epiphone.

's

http://iirg.org

http://killyourtv.com

http://www.annoyances.org

http://www.gregpalast.com

http://www.countryjoe.com

http://www.anarchogeek.com

http://www.potatoland.org/bbhold

http://www.freesk8.org/magicfx.html

http://www.angelfire.com/band2/ducky

http://anarchosyndicalism.org/as.htm

http://devinasch.tripod.com/carlo.html

http://squat.net/ascii/links/links.html

http://www.yankthechain.com/webzine.html

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/jacob's.htm

http://free.freespeech.org/xaa/xaa0002.txt

http://www.whatmepresident.com/default.html

http://www.potatoland.org/bbhold/barburl.htm

http://www.angelfire.com/tn2/senaa/index2.html

http://artists2.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/M._Borkson

http://www.theatlantic.com/unbound/kaplan/rklist.htm

http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/99jun/9906kissinger.htm

http://users.rcn.com/napier.interport//puritans/hippy.html

http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/opensources/book/larry.html

http://home.online.no/%7Ebhundlan/scripts/JacobsLadder.doc

http://www.angelfire.com/home/senaasweden/Roberta/carinaphotos.htm

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LETTUCE

to ati@etext.org

" and I'd like to do more about it than "make sure

ALL coffee famers are paid $1.26 per lb.!!" "

you just did. also maybe you can open peoples eyes

to the structures of colonialism who aren't even aware

that colonialism even exists. believe it or not those

people do exist. not everyone was born knowing the

world is fucked up.

maybe we get a hint the first time someone yells at

us? but in the meantime doesn't somebody have to raise

coffee prices? isn't simply ending suffering in itself

a good thing?

maybe i don't have the time or the patients or the

connections to do that, but somebody's got to.

-ati List Member

>O_, >O_,

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Hey, ATI is a *great* zine.

I have been reading it for sometime and feel

that I may have something that I would hope could

spark your interest. My friend Jerome (sk8) was

arrested while employed at Los Alamos National

Labratories in January of this year.

A website has been setup at

http://www.freesk8.org

and I encourage you to

take a look. As of now the case is very shady. The

FBI has been trying to use hackers as scapegoats ever

since the giant evolutionary leaps that the PC has

contributed. After Hoover met his demise, they have

been trying to find a way to secure a positive public

image. It seems very unlikely that anything unique

will come from the case after many previous situations

very similiar have been prosecuted. I encourage you

to watch how the new director of the FBI (Mueller)

will handle this especially since he was the one that

setup the so called "Cyber Crime Units" sometime ago.

He would hate to lose his first cybercrime case with

the units that he himself setup. Just think of how

the public would view his senate confirmation after

that!?

hah. Regardless, I want to spread the word about

Jerome in hopes that something positive may come out

of the FBI's relentless scrutanizing of the online

underground community. Thanks, raganr0x

[ zSh ]

>O_, >O_,

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Hi capelli,

Remember the deal I told you about in yesterday's email?

Well, I got the deal! It's official. And I want to tell

you a little about it, before I give you the link to pick

up the full story.

You know, when people come to me with the newest marketing

software out there, I tell them, "Technology can never make

up for a lack of marketing know-how." Don't you agree with

this statement?

{ed note: not really. }

...The man I'm talking about is the ONLY marketing guru still

living today that has a success record at...

Not easy to do!

Not only that, but he helped develop some of the most wildly

successful advertising campaigns in history

- The Marlboro Man

- Pillsbury Dough Boy

- Charlie the Tuna

- The Jolly Green Giant

- Tony the Tiger

And, let's not forget the world famous "Fly the friendly skies"

tagline of United Airlines.

Yesterday, I made special arrangements for you to personally

meet this man and "pick his brain" for an entire day!...

...All the best,

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Executive Vice President

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...PPPS.

If you're trying to squeeze that last ounce of profit out of

a dying business model, click

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and visit the Web page now!

{I truly don't remember anything you told me yesterday.

Were you a telemarketer? Did you write me a letter?

Knock on my door? I'd say refresh my memory, but please

don't.}

>O_, >O_,

(__/ (__/

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Now you can boost the reliability of ordinary

Windows 95, 98 and ME to nearly the level of

Windows NT or 2000, Microsoft's professional

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The new WinFix is a very effective way to

improve the reliability of Windows, because

it...

{Umm, what part of "I've been moving all my b0x3n

over to *nix do you not understand???}

Arlen "Mikee" Dixon

CEO, Pinewood Software Marketing

>O_, >O_,

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work as hard as you

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THERE AND BACK by Aaron Kreider

(CON'T From Last Issue)

[ed note: part IV of this trilogy. :)]

...illegal, but tolerated. The only main rule was that I wasn't allowed to

solicit people for money (a local city rule). He was somewhat puzzled that

I was hitchhiking as he was used to seeing homeless people doing it. There

was a lot of traffic, though half of the trucks took another exit where

they would be unlikely to stop for me. I guess that most of the car traffic

was local, as I saw a lot of Iowa license plates. I didn't see a single

Indiana plate on a car. So I hitched through the night, ate two bags of

potato chips (99 cents each for about 90 grams), a 20 oz pepsi and 20 oz

coke for caffeine, and a "super biggie" order of fries (hope they're

vegetarian, they weren't from McD). Overall on this trip I probably lost

several pounds as I had brought a lot of snack food (granola, dried fruit

and nuts), but I wasn't eating that much. I took some break time, say

around 3am, to sit down, eat and drink and read the 20th anniversary Earth

First! Journal. There wasn't any good place to crash so I stayed awake the

entire time. I should have been ok, since I'd slept until early afternoon

the day before, but perhaps it wasn't good sleep as I was extremely tired.

In the morning, I was even nodding off when I'd sit-down or even standing

up trying to hitch a ride. Maybe I should have drank more caffeine? What

made my failure to get a ride even worse, was that every couple hours a

Greyhound bus would arrive, either going to Chicago, New York, or Los

Angeles. So I knew that I could easily be on a bus and take that back home

to South Bend. The first time or two that I saw a bus, I optimistically

figured that I could get a ride back to South Bend faster than the bus -

since Greyhounds don't drive as fast and I expected to get a direct ride

from a truck so I wouldn't have to wait at the Chicago station for the

South Bend bus. I took a short break from hitching when it started to rain

as a storm passed through.

Eventually, around early afternoon (2-3pm) I decided that I was too tired

to continue hitching. By this time, I was possibly not the most

friendly-looking hitchhiker as I was getting madder and more frustrated as

time passed, though I make an effort to smile at times. I think making a

sign listing how long you'd been trying to get a ride might be a good idea

to negate the free-rider problem, as everyone assumes that someone else

will pickup the hitchhiker. So you could cross out the number of hours

you've been there, or even write "Stuck Here since 3pm". During all this

time at Iowa 80 I switched between using my "EAST I-80" and "SOUTH BEND"

signs. At first I was using the South Bend one, but when I later decided

that I'd accept a ride to Chicago I went with the EAST I-80 one. So I got

tired and decided to take the bus. It wasn't a regular stop, but the driver

figured out how much it would cost to go to Chicago by calling the

Greyhound number (around 33$). Since I wanted to go all the way to South

Bend, he asked for a $25 deposit and then we'd get a ticket at the next

station which was Chicago.

I had two seats and slept easily on the bus. By now I could have slept on a

concrete floor. In Chicago, I got my bag and waited around a bit for the

bus driver. But he'd disappeared, so I looked for him in the station, but

didn't find him. Rather than try to navigate the Greyhound chaotic

bureaucracy and get a ticket to South Bend, I decided that I'd just go take

the South Shore commuter train instead since it was more comfortable,

cheaper, and likely faster. So I don't know if my driver kept the money or

gave it to Greyhound. While I was in the Chicago Greyhound station (on my

way out), a young guy asked me for money to help pay for his ticket which

cost more than he'd been originally told. As I was pondering and somewhat

doubting his story, an elderly woman came up to us and exposed him since

she'd already promised to pay the extra money and here he was still asking

around! Even after this, she was still willing to give him the money(!!!),

but he refused and since he was caught in the act he walked away. The

problem with people making up these stories is that if someone actually had

a problem it would be very hard for them to get help. At least I have a

very hard time telling the difference. In this case, Greyhound messing up

the fare made sense since Greyhound often messes things up.

I left the bus station and walked about half an hour to the South Shore one

which I found without much trouble. Took the 5:10pm train ($9) to the South

Bend airport (note hitching would have been better since the interstate is

only a mile from my home), then caught the bus (75 cents) and transferred

downtown to take me home. I arrived home around 8:30pm. So the return trip

took three days and six hours.

Miles - On the Way There

140 - from I-70 to I-80

350 - Nebraska, west on I-80

400 - Wyoming, west on I-80

160 - north to Alpine

20 - from Alpine to campsite

?1070 miles

(2.33 days of hitching - 459 miles/day)

Miles - On the Way Back

200 - from Alpine to Ogden

70 - Ogden to Evanston

400 - Wyoming, east on I-80

450 - Nebraska, east on I-80

280 - to Iowa 80 truck stop, east on I-80

? 1400 miles

(3 days of hitching - 467 miles/day)

So I hitched for a total of 2470 miles. On average I traveled 460 miles per

day which was about the same as my first trip (where I averaged 500

miles/day), though this time I got significantly less sleep since I didn't

get to sleep in trucks. I also got really stuck twice. In comparison to

these two times, spending the night in North Dakota stuck in the Theodore

Roosevelt National Park (on my first trip) was nothing.

Apparently hitching is far easier in Europe. A lot of American truck

drivers would be willing to pick you up, but companies have rules against

it stemming from insurance reasons. So they're taking a significant risk,

unless perhaps they own their truck.

Overall I probably won't go on a long hitchhiking trip for a while. I think

shorter trips are fine, say one or two days where you can go without sleep.

But longer ones are draining. Being homeless isn't that fun, and if you're

going to pay $35 for a motel you might as well save money by taking and

sleeping on Greyhound. You definitely do meet fascinating people and it is

the most adventurous way I know to travel, but you know that, for instance,

when you start composing new verses to "The Bear Went Over the Mountain",

singing "500 bottles of soy milk on the wall" or decide to hitch-hike

standing on one foot - that there are more exciting things to do than stand

by the side of the road for ten hours. That's not to say that everyone

shouldn't try it at least once, especially males for whom it's less risky.

Hitchhiking is an ideal. I believe that people are good and by hitchhiking

hope to learn to trust and like people whom I'd never ever meet. I don't

think it should be too impossible to make hitching an effective form of

transportation. Everyone used to do it. My dad even hitched to his wedding.

Ideally hitchhiking is part, albeit a rather small part, of my radical

commitment to build a just society.

[read this "trilogy" as one big long t-phile at:]

[http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/trilogy/thereandback.txt]

[and read about his first similar trip at:]

[http://www.nd.edu/~akreider/essays/ontheroadzineversion.txt]

DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M A POP-STAR THINKING I'M A DIVA

Jewel was joined at Central Park Summerstage last Thursday night

by teen diva Willa Ford and five finalists in a contest for any

aspiring singer/songwriters.

Jewel's six-song set was part of a promotional appearance on

behalf of Pantene, LLC.

"The only difference between graffitti

and philosophy is the word 'fuck'."

--Valkyrie D

This has been ATI issue 287.

Laterness mode activated.

bye/f

preguntas o problemas?

ati@etext.org

>O_, >O_,

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off of Jackie Fenton's great Kayaking pages

as if they were clip-art. She has copyrighted

them, so we offer up this link:

http://www.gasp-seakayak.org/ascii-art.html

in name of good faith and fair use rather than just

swiping. Please follow suit if you reuse. This helps

build a real ethic since no one else seems to care,

lately, eh?