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issue 167
Love it or listen to Lucinda...
...greets and shouts to 
Anna Keats, David Duchovny, Patrick M,
Lois Haglund, michy47, jon, 
anon, and the usual bunch of onions.

PRIME ANARCHIST RANTS.

Hendrix' "Let me stand Next 
To Your Fire" for the Pontiac 
Sunfire? Oh my god let me barf!
I've got three words:
   You people suck.
Lauren Bacall. Wow. Go Lauren, 
go lauren, go lauren go. Anyone
ballzy enough to tickle Larry
King's nose on Live. Wow.
  How long can you work at a place
that plays Beethoven's 5th every
time you enter something correctly
at the cash register, Ride of the
Valkyries when the fries are done
and "Zzzzt! (wrong answer)" when
something doesn't add up. Aargh!
 Mariah Carey, they still let you
talk??? 
  "What's wrong with asking people
to not discuss private details of
things that are private to you?"
Yes! She said that. OK Mariadolt,
Let's discuss private details
that aren't.
  Heinz up 1/4
 Laying off 4,000.
Pssst... 12,000 might've gotten
you a whole point. 
 You peeps suck 2.
    Hey, I don' mean 2 B regi-zine-
o-phobic, but I'm gonna make it in
Green Bay 'cause NY sux.
  Lemme repeat something 'cause it
"gots th' replay value:" 
The hair, 
the cigarette 
and the Stratocaster: 
How many ways 
can you play 
the Em scale 
in just two positions?
prime sick and tired!!!

---> next? #'s

http://www.migrations.com
http://www.local.org
http://www.nativeamericanmusic.com
http://www.sric.org
http://www.djurdjevic.com
http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/column.html
http://www.unamerican.com
http://www.harlydavidson.com
http://www.harley-davidson.com
http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/front.html
http://members.aol.com/berrymanp
http://www.geocities.com/athens/6915/stmarys.htm
http://www.geocities.com/athens/6915/detroitpoems.htm

  --- THE MORNING MAIL ---
I would like to tell everyone that 
Kevin mitnick just passed his 4th
year with out trial!
Mitnick, if you don't know,
got set up by the secret service 
for hacking an "un hackable" 
network computer.  They haven't
even discussed having a court 
date yet for him.
For more info goto:
http://www.2600.com
Love and Liberate,
Jon

to: ati@etext.org
I was listening to these, and thought 
you might put these in the next
ATI. These were unusual songs, 
in the fact that when they were 
put out, they very likely would 
have been banned. Country radio 
didn't touch them. So they didn't 
sell well. Talking about war and 
making a stand just wouldn't have 
went over well with the Grand ole 
Opry crowd in 1970.
   Patrick (601)


Jimmy's Road
Written & Recorded 
By Willie Nelson (c)1968

This is Jimmy's road
Where Jimmy liked to play
And this is Jimmy's grass
Where Jimmy liked to lay around.

This is Jimmy's tree
That Jimmy liked to climb
And Jimmy went to war
And something changed his mind around.

This is the battleground
Where Jimmy learned to kill
Now Jimmy has a trade
And Jimmy knows it well, too well.
vc
Where Jimmy's body lies
When a soldier falls
Jimmy's body dies and dies.

(repeat first verse)

------------------------------
Minstrel Man
by Eddie Rager and Stan Haas
Recorded by Willie Nelson, 1970

Oh, wandering minstrel man
Singing songs of strife
How many times have you been busted
For showing signs of life?
Oh, singing minstrel man
Sometimes you get the blues
When people try to stop you 
From singing your songs of truth

(chorus)
And you sing that you're
Tired of seeing your brothers
Killin' one another
there is silver in the hall
But there's no silver in the door
But nobody wants to hear your songs of love
Nobody wants to hear your songs of love.

Oh, singing minstrel man
Trying to do your part
Telling everyone that they're blind
Until they can see with their hearts
Oh, wanderin' minstrel man
You get your clothes from the Goodwill
And your soul will never be owned
By a worthless dollar bill.

(repeat chorus)

Nobody wants to hear your songs of love.

------------------------------------
Where Do You Stand?
Written & Recorded By 
Willie Nelson (c)1970

From somewhere behind you
You come with your suitcase in hand
Hey, what's your plan?
Where do you stand?
The world's still divided
And you're still undecided, 
decide if you can
Hey, what's your plan?
Where do you stand?

(Chorus)
Where do you stand?
Where do you stand?
Hey, what's your plan?
Where do you stand?

It's time for commitments
It's time for a showing of hands
Hey, what's your plan?
Where do you stand?
Surely there's someone with courage
To say where he stands
Hey, what's your plan?
Where do you stand?

(repeat Chorus 2x)
 
to ATI  
I'm not sure how long ago this 
happened, whether just now, or last
year or what? The editor and 
publisher of an underground newspaper
on the Wisconsin Dells High School 
campus just got expelled 5 years.
Now the ACLU's considering it, and 
the lawyer of the student is on
National Public radio right now.
   I wonder what Nat Hentoff has 
to say about this one?
   "This is so far fetched, I 
just can't even believe we're 
talking about it," said the attorney. 
   Does anyone know the date of the 
expulsion?
marco (414)

Marco- 
I'm looking for someone 
who is  flexible, very easy 
to work with & open to alot 
of different types of music. 
It sounds like you're kind of 
set in your ways & that 
wouldn't work with me. 
Thanks for responding,
Mark (818)
    ----
Hi Marco,
noooooo it's not REM's version of 
Superman. I froze when I saw the 
ad, but it's my 99.99% right 
guess that after turning down 
$2M from Bill Gates to use 
"It's the End of the World" 
they would never sell their 
music to IBM (and man,I would 
be one disappointed fan of their 
righteous music)...and yup, it is 
a cover of the Clique's song. My 
guess it was the work of some evil 
A&R man :-) 
Cheers,
C. (905)
----
Hi. This is the qmail-send program 
at www05.netaddress.usa.net.
I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver 
your message to the following addresses.
This is a permanent error; I've given up. 
Sorry it didn't work out.
 ----
<editor@intst.com>:
Sorry, I couldn't find any host by 
that name. (#4.1.2)
I'm not going to try again; 
this message has been in the 
queue too long.
---Below this line is a copy 
   of the message---
(: {Interview's & Conversations} :)
:) {with famous phreaks/hackers} (:
(:      by The Infiltrator       :) 
From the WHAT IS THIS 
AND WHO ARE YOU department. 
This is a series of files about 
conversations I have had with some 
of thebetter known phreaks and hackers 
in the NY area, specifically those that 
I met at TAP. 
I was a regular at TAP until 
everyone but the "950 Kode Kids", 
Richard and Agent 6 left. Richard for 
those uneducated enough to not know, is 
ChesireCat, and 6 and a group of 
60's throwbacks are the new regulars. 
The old grouphas more or less become 
extinct...  (sorry 2 klifhng U. this
  is 2 B continued.)
   ----
to ati@etext.org
I wholeheartedly agree with your 
Four Arguments For the Elimination
of Television positive review. It's 
one of the 10 best books I've read 
this decade.
   I'll share what I wrote about 
it in a bibliography I made in 1992.

Jerry left a $300,000 a year job at 
Madison Avenue in advertising to
produce a 30-minute documentary for 
the Hopi people. His book gets to the
root of why our consumerism is 
literally killing us and our mother 
earth.

Fander P. Mann  (909)
 ----
no, we didn't burn that Buddhist on 
the cover of the Rage CD. 
We love Buddhists.  
Friendly folk.
UA (415)

OH!
Z rhymes with D ...
D stands for DUH!

What a yutz.
(don't you dare write back 'y')     
:@}
   -anon. (860)
[ed note: cut it out, mom]


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ATTN: this wonderful e-letter has
been altered. It has been shortened
to fit in this tiny zine. Hopefully
some of the message is yet intact.
PS: enjoy.
PSS: please pass along to others
if the pheeling moves you...
ppss: prime smiling
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January, 1999

To the Mexicans living in foreign 
countries:

To the Committees of Solidarity 
with the Zapatista struggle:

To the Men and Women of 
the five continents:

Brothers and Sisters:

For this year of 1999, the EZLN has
launched a new initiative of dialogue 
and peace calling for a mobilization,
both in Mexico and in the rest of the 
world, that aims to achieve the
recognition of the rights of indigenous 
peoples and the end to the war of
extermination.  An important step in 
this mobilization is to carry out a
Consultation among all Mexicans, 
wherever they may live, the 21st of 
March, 1999.

The Mexican government stubbornly 
continues not to fulfill the accords 
that it has signed recognizing 
indigenous rights, and has chosen 
openly to take the path of violence 
to try to settle the conflict, as 
the recent massacres in Acteal and 
El Bosque so clearly demonstrate.

With the goal of masking its war of 
extermination, Zedillo government 
has mounted a propaganda campaign 
abroad to improve its image 
internationally and to decieve
peoples, governments, and human rights 
organizations. 
Zedillo's government is striving to 
convince the world that there is 
no war in Mexico's southeast,
that his government wants to enter 
into dialogue with the EZLN, and 
that it is the EZLN itself that 
refuses to settle the conflict 
peacefully.

<snip>

Therefore, because we know that this 
campaign of lies will fail, today we
convoke the International Consultation
For the Recognition of Indigenous 
Peoples' Rights and the End to the 
War of Extermination.

We call upon all Mexicans over the age 
of 12 who live in foreign countries
to organize themselves and participate 
in the Consultation for the Recognition 
of Indigenous Peoples' Rights and the 
End to the War of Extermination on 
the 21st of March, 1999.

<snip> 
<anyone wanting><the whole letter>
<just ask>

Therefore
In order to stop the war of extermination,
In order to achieve the recognition of 
indigenous rights in Mexico,
In order to stop the persecution of 
which the excluded are the object,
In order to demand respect for difference,
In order to demand a world into which all 
worlds can fit,
We call an International Campaign for 
the Excluded of the World.

21Mar99. 

DEMOCRACY!
LIBERTY!
JUSTICE!

From the mountains of Southeast Mexico,

Subcomandante Insurgente Marcos
Clandestine Indigenous Revolutionary 
Committee-General Command of The 
Zapatista National Liberation Army


<INLINE>
Clinton Protestors with their mouths
taped shut give the victory sign and
carry a large Juanita Broadreich
banner as they take part in a peaceful
riot Friday in Hamburg, Conn., demanding
release of the famous "Watergate 
safe-sex tapes." Clinton has announced
he will only release 9 minutes of
footage involving him with Ted Kennedy,
Ms. Broadreich and 3 undisclosed furry
animals. 
   Protesters were heard chanting,
"1,2,3,4...give us eighty minutes more!"


& now,          flu?
Remedy of        fever?
the Week.         bad cold?  or any hint
with             of sinus troubles?
X Pert.        boil ginger, lemon,
           garlic and cayenne pepper
     to a syrup and pour it over
  ice. Add any sweetener you 
need to.
  Doesn't work much for allergy attack,
asthma, grumpiness or cholera. Actually
this famous tonic of Tibetan origin may
in fact work for cholera. Also may help
arthritis, rheumatism or shingles.
  And remember, the AMA is STILL split
50/50 whether too much coffee cures
cancer or risks heart disease.
  Not to be used with Viagra, Pringles
or Wows, will not cause rectal bleeding,
most unusual side effects were whirled
peas, pillow talk and noisy surf.

TRADING UP
<SPAWN> Toronto. by Cal Nuck. Special to
Prime Anarchist Sports World Newz 2nite.
Toronto traded Roger Clemens, Garth Brooks,
a roll of duct-tape and controlling 
interest in The Money Store to the New York
Yank-Mees for David Wells, Graeme Lloyd,
Homer Simpson, Jeb Bush, Salmon Rushdie, a
Sammy Sosa home-run spitball and 1% share 
in a proposed zinc and copper mine of
location undisclosed.
  "You said a mouthful, toots." were David
Cone's only words, unless you count "It's
a bombshell," "I'm floored by this kind of
news," and "It's the only deal that could
have been made."
   In the strangest contract ryder Sports
World News has EVER seen Clemens and Brooks
will each be allowed to play for both teams
until after the all-star game, and during
rivalry matches the two will be allowed to
sing "Oh Canada" and "Dirty Drinking Song" 
at the games' beginnings as duets.


</ATI>
ASH WEDNESDAY TO ALL --
AND TO ALL A GOURD, RIGHT?

Parody. To the Tune of: 
the old caucasian spiritual:
Once to Every Man and Nation.
        
Em       B7   Em  B7    Em
Once the myth becomes a nightmare

G        D   Em Am B7  Em
Wherein church abuses lie

Em       B7   Em  B7       Em
Some ordained become false prophets

G       D   Em Am   B7   Em  
Blinded to the real most high.

G         D       Em        B7
Some will say you work within it.

Em     Am       Em  Am  B7
Others cry out "topple down."

Em   B7 Em   B7   Em     
Babylon will fall unaided

G      D   Em  Am B7  Em
Safety has no golden crown.

When your leaders all disgrace you
Time will come the youth shall lead
Truth prevails slow but surely
Turning you away from greed.
Piecing back the myth together
Look to what your elders taught
Peace can't come when love's perverted
Victory's only in battle not fought.

---<>---<=>---<>---

"Violence to art reserves a 
  special place in hell."
   --Dante

     To Quando Caliente El Sol.

D                       Bm
Love all the music with heart
               F#m
That's all the Muse wants
G6                          A7
Translate the best that you can
          D     B7
Or not at all.

Em       Em7       A7
Just promise me this
        D
"Las palabras,"
          Bm
From the Spanish
          F#m7       G   A7
To the Anglo  ooo    ooooo

D                   Bm
When you are figurative
               F#m
Or when you're way off
G6                       A7
Love all the music with heart
           D       B7
As if you mean it.

Em     Em7          A7
Don't give me your half
          D
Ass translations
         Bm
Circumlocutions
         F#m7
Love the music
          G
Don't be lazy
          A7
Have some heart.

                     D
Don't forget this is art.