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From editor@intst.com Sun Nov 1 12:23:40 1998
Date: Sun, 1 Nov 1998 12:22:03 -0600 (CST)
From: The Editor and Chief <editor@intst.com>
To: editor@intst.com
Resent-Date: Sun, 1 Nov 98 11:26:58 CST
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ATI. 9810311031. (happy halloween)
DISTRIBUTORS, DO NOT SHIP UNTIL SUNDAY, MIDNITE...
(PAWN) "SHE'S AT 0G, AND I FEEL FINE."
Glen Johnn is right now in OuterSpace
with six women, testing such things as Geritol,
Depends, One-A-Day and Viagra.
That's the whole story. You don't need to explore
the rest. Go about your business, this has been
PAWN. Prime Anarchist World News. A subsidiarium of
NOPE, No One in Particular Enterprises, PLC.
The launch was delayed 13 minutes for normal issues.
"Alright," said Johnn. "No one's going anywhere
until I find my keys."
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"Curtains on the windows let me keep out the world or
let it pass; a Navajo Dream Catcher and a St. Bridget's
Cross guard me in the world I can't see."
-- Johnny Cash about "Unit One" his tourbus.
"The very idea of unconventional or even orignial ideas ending
up on "country" radio in the late 1990's is absurd."
-- ibid. [ed note: ...go even wider John...]
ALL AGES SHOW: Lake Michigan
a poem
by sTil fuRther
Men's Room.
A trojan in the wastebasket
Ska's-miGod:
Grafitti on wall.
we interrupt this zine for:
the NUMBERS RUN. (9811010333)
http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/Fiction_Online
http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/BastardOperator
http://www.soaw.org/remhi-rpt.html
http://www.grandpasriver.com
http://www.countryjoe.com
http://webhome.direct.com/~pepscot/pepmuse2.htm
http://www.tekknowledge.com/gonzo
http://www.m2000.net/decemberwind/default.htm
http://www.nativeamericanmusic.com
http://www.ul.cs.cmu.edu/gutenberg/etext93/naftchap.txt
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HOLD THE PICKLES. Our Letters & Tomatoes Section:
Did Somebody Say? Rain Forest.
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Dear ATI,
Scientists Link Male Baldness To Greased Pigs
Full Story at:
http://thevinegar.webjump.com/home.htm
To ATI:
The November 1998 issue of Ygdrasil, A Journal of the
Poetic Arts. is now available for viewing and download at
http://www.synapse.net/~kgerken .
Recent updates: New Photographs by Carlo Quartieri
Klaus J. Gerken
Editor and Founder
Ygdrasil, A Journal of the Poetic Arts
Email: kgerken@synapse.net
Prime:
Do you know where to contact the people
that wrote the Anarchist HANDBOOK?
AmyDenton@worldnet.att.net
[ed: Any volunteers to
handle this particular
technical support
question?]
To ATI:
Feel free to visit my expanded site at
http://www.pieman.org
ARON KAY......http://www.calyx.net/~pieman
http://yippie.freeservers.com
IGNORANCE IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES
ATI,
I would like to supply your ezine with a free article
covering a human interest story, that is also educational
in regards to internet marketing.
Here is the description -- please email me for the article:
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Press Release - For Immediate Release
For Details, Contact: Roger Bentley
Phone (905) 721-9488
rb@sexprofits.com
October 15, 1998 - Farmingdale, NY
On-line marketing expert and Vice President of
Green Publishing Unlimited, Roger Bentley would like to
immediately supply your publication with a guest
editorial covering:
How SEX is being marketed on the internet and what
marketing lessons ALL businesses can learn from the example.
It is estimated that for every 3 people on the...
[ed note: yeah, yeah. Like we here look interested.
Damn Spam. Green Eggs and Spam. Diet Spam.
Spam Lite and Spam eaten mid of nite.
Do the words "yadda yadda," mean anything to yous?]
Hi Michael,
I'm typing this in from "Cash" Johnny Cash's newest
autobiography. I think he's written about 3 of them.
page 189
I've also been playing with my Tibetan singing bowl,
which has its own wonderful world of sound. It's made of
seven different kinds of metals - gold, silver, brass,
bronze and metals from the meteorites that land intact
on the mountain peaks of the Himalayas, where there's less
atmosphere than anywhere else on earth to burn them up
before impact. The bowl produces the most amazing variety
of sustained, unearthly tones. It comes with an instrument,
wrapped in chamois leather, resembling the kind of pestle
you use to crush corn or rock salt in a mortar. You rub that
around the rim - how fast and hard you rub determines the
pitch and intensity of the tone the bowl produces - and then
you put your face down into the bowl and listen. It feels
like hearing a pipe organ in a cathedral. It's a wonderful
tool for taking me to another, more peaceful place.
marc (414)
Dear ATI Marco Capelli,
Here is a pretty intresting press release we think
pertains to your ezine.
For more information please contact Mike Kelum
(702) 791-3215 or email: admin@vegasgirls2u.com
You can also preview the site at
http://www.vegasgirls2u.com -- Actual outcall girls
and guys are available for interviews or appearances.
President John Zito is also available for comment.
Press Release-For Immediate Release
Internet Prostitution?
LAS VEGAS, September 1, 1998 - The promotion of outcall
girls is online. The controversial, newly launched
Vegasgirls2u.com website is the first collection of
hundreds of professional outcall girls who are
available 24 hours a day to come direct to your
Las Vegas hotel room to strip totally naked and
dance for you in the privacy of your own...
[ed: yeah, yeah, you too. yadda yadda. You think
it pertains? Not. If you people get any more
sophisticated, you'll want to smoke a cigarette
with me. I actually find you people humorous after
I'm done wanting to reach through my modem and RING
YOUR FUCKING NECK!!!]
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ATI IS LIKE MENTAL FLOSS.
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TAG-LINES: Not Just For Advertising Anymore!
"We quit everything - School, work, you name it.
The only thing we never quit is drinking. Oh, yeah -
And tobacco."
- ChrisInTheMorning (Northern Exposure)
"He could walk down any street, the girls could not
Resist his stares; nobody ever called Pablo Picasso
An Asshole." -Jonathan Richman (paraphrased)
[ed: i think you're confused John. oh, there's just
something about your voice. wow. ]
South Dakota Peace and Justice Center will be sponsoring a
host drum and an indigenous delegation to the Nov. 21 and 22
national witness action against the US Army School of the
Americas.
Indigenous persons from Indian country throughout South
Dakota are invited to represent their communities during the
two-day event.
"Fort Benning will never be the same after experiencing the
power of the drum on the base perimeter," Dr. Paul Robertson,
an Oglala Lakota College faculty member who will accompany
the delegation, said.
Robertson said it is important for indigenous in the United
States to be in solidarity with indigenous in Latin America
at the November protest. "I think a strong indigenous delegation
from here can enter history as a critical influence toward
shut-down of the School of Assassins."
A few bus seats will be available for non-indigenous, who will
be asked to pay a modest bus fee. For more information, contact
the South Dakota Peace and Justice Center, P.O. Box 405, Watertown,
S.D. 57201
605-822-2822
-- reprinted from Indian Country Today (Lakota Times)
For Hate
a poem by Marco Capelli
There's no room in my
Heart for hate.
I'm a poet here, sure;
Hear the beat?
I'm a human not an ist
Have a heart man.
Artist yeah. Fine, whatever
Still gotta eat.
Have a heart,
There's no room in my
Art for hate
Hear the music.
How sweet -
There's no hate
In my heart
No room.
PFZ -ibid.
Lady Bug, Lady Bug
Hide away here.
You're safe when you're near me.
No need to fear.
Can't speak for my neighbors,
But I'll take you in.
I own no fly-swatter.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- (breath out; breath in.)
The spiders fared well here
They managed to thrive.
It's none of my business
If you're dead or alive.
Lady Bug Lady Bug:
What do you mean?
What's your metaphor
Aphid or queen?
Can't speak for my neighbors
But you're safe near me.
This is a pesticide free zone:
P.F.Z.
<webster>
Catch 23. Expression. Damned if you do, damned if you do more.
Self Titled
by marco
for S-
Wars and Rumors;
Storytellers say.
Crystal Link Chain.
Each and every day now.
Every king has each reign:
May each story cut thru TV's stupor.
ATI, is proud to be not sponsored by Miller Light and Old Navy.
Teaming up to bring you the best in Football Fashion.
Oh, and bad music.
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ATI's ForReals Dept.
Feature Writing For Electronic Publications.
3 cr.
An Independent Study
Spring '98
UConn Avery Point
Professor: Stephen Jones
Intern: Marco Capelli
Student will write journalistic pieces and essays for an
internet service provider in Norwich, CT. called Downcity.net
They will be published in an online newsmagazine that can be
accessed by the public at:
http://www.downcity.net
Student will meet with the professor every other week.
Mentors at the internet service provider are Robert Szarka, and
Joyce Thomas.
You've been watching...
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