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I had a real shitty run in with the boys in blue... I was parked at what I thought was a safe place rolling a couple joints with some friends. We stepped out of the car to spark on up when a cop pulled out from behind a school bus that was parked and started driving towards us. We were at a dead end so there was nothing I could do. We got back in the car and I started it. The cop pulled up right in front of me so there was nothing I could do. He got out and came to my window. One of my friends threw one of the joints out the windows and the other one under the back seat. Only one problem there, K cars have a wall there... The joint ended up right on the floor. The cop asked me a bunch of questions about why we were there and then told me to get out of the car. He made me open up my trunk. I asked why and he told me that he was looking for a pelet gun. Someone had been shooting out windows with one. There was no gun of course so he told me to sit in the cruiser and wait. He got all of our names and came into his car. I was shitting bricks... He ran our names through the computer and found out that the guy who threw the joints was on probation. He went back to the car to talk to him. He got to the window and asked a few questions. Now remember, the joint was sitting right there on the floor. I thought we were busted for sure... HE DIDN'T SEE IT!! Or he decided to ignore it. Either way, we got away with that. He told us to take off and we were more than happy to do so. We came back about a half hour later to see if we could grab that joint that got tossed out the window. It turns out it made it about a foot from the car!!! We grabbed it and saw that there was a foot print on it. THE COP HAD STEPPED ON OUR JOINT AND NOT NOTICED!!! We were so damn lucky... A little paper was all it took and that joint was fixed and ready to smoke. Since then, I haven't gone back to try my luck there. So remember, any time you get pulled over, make sure the joints are in plain sight and you'll be OK... :)