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From: gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven)
Subject: Dave Barry desk calendar, 3/30/93
Message-ID: <C4tqyH.26L@wrs.com>
Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1993 21:42:16 GMT
Dave Barry Calendar, 3/30/93
You know how, during the Preflight Safety Demonstration, flight attendants
tell you that in the event of an emergency, oxygen masks will pop out of the
ceiling? My question is: _Who_wants_oxygen_? If I'm going to be in an
emergency seven miles up, I want _nitrous_oxide_, followed immediately by
Emergency Intravenous Beverage Cart Service, so that I and my fellow
passengers can be as relaxed as possible. ("Wow! Those are some beautiful
engine flames!")
have fun
gak
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