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06:45 p.m.
I had a dinner reservation at 7:00. I opened the back door to collect the clothes that were hung out to dry. Came face to face with a giant chimp. I slid out and closed the door. The chimp started chasing me. I climbed up the building and reentered through the side door.
The chimp stood outside, pounding it's chest. I was hungry. I couldn't stand there all night waiting for it to leave.
Furious, I pounded my own chest and opened the door.
weeeeeeeeeeeeee
are the chimpions
my friend
and weeeeee'll
keep on dreaming
'til the end
we are the chimpions
we are the chimpions
sublime
pub boozers
for we are the chimpions
of the pub