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# ============================================================== # _____ _ _ _ _ _ _ # / ____| | | (_) | | | | | | (_) # | (___ | |_ _ | | | | __ _ | | _ __ __ ___ # \___ \ | __| | | | | | | / _` | | | | | \ \ / / / _ \ # ____) | | |_ | | | | | | | (_| | | | | | \ V / | __/ # |_____/ \__| |_| |_| |_| \__,_| |_| |_| \_/ \___| # # ============================================================== # # This was a triumph # I'm making a note here; "Huge success" # It's hard to overstate # My satisfaction # Aperture Science: # We do what we must # Because we can # For the good of all of us # Except the ones who are dead # But there's no sense crying # Over every mistake # You just keep on trying # Till you run out of cake # And the science gets done # And you make a neat gun # For the people who are # Still alive # I'm not even angry # I'm being so sincere right now # Even though you broke my heart, # And killed me # And tore me to pieces # And threw every piece into a fire # As they burned it hurt because # I was so happy for you # Now, these points of data # Make a beautiful line # And we're out of beta # We're releasing on time # So I'm GLaD I got burned # Think of all the things we learned- # For the people who are # Still alive # Go ahead and leave me # I think I'd prefer to stay inside # Maybe you'll find someone else # To help you? # Maybe Black Mesa? # That was a joke *Haha - Fat Chance* # Anyway this cake is great # It's so delicious and moist # Look at me: still talking # When there's science to do # When I look out there, # It makes me GLaD I'm not you # I've experiments to run # There is research to be done # On the people who are # Still alive # And believe me I am # Still alive # I'm doing science and I'm # Still alive # I feel fantastic and I'm # Still alive # While you're dying I'll be # Still alive # And when you're dead I will be # Still alive # ===============================================