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WAIVER OF CLAIMS WAIVER OF PROSECUTION PERTAINING TO ADULT SECTIONS OF RYAN'S BAR BBS I, _________________________________, being an adult over the age of [] TWENTY-ONE SIGN: _____________________________ years of age, and aware that the messages, files and products available for me to obtain from the POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR BBSs are of an adult nature and that said files and products can be objectionable to large portions of the general population, do hereby state that: 1. I AM OVER THE AGE STATED ABOVE AND HAVE OFFERED PROOF OF AGE TO VERIFY THIS FACT TO THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND/OR RYAN'S BAR BULLETIN BOARDS; 2. THAT THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE BBS AND RYAN'S BAR BULLETIN BOARDS HAVE ADVISED ME THAT THOSE COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS ARE PRIVATE COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, WITH ADULT MESSAGES AREAS RESTRICTED TO ONLY THOSE ADULTS WHO WANT AND REQUEST TO BE ALLOWED ACCESS TO THE POST OFFICE/RYAN'S BAR BBS ADULT SECTIONS; 3. THAT THE OPERATORS OF THOSE BULLETIN BOARDS HAVE ADVISED ME THAT THAT ALL PRODUCTS AND FILES OR MESSAGES ON THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS ARE OF AN ADULT NATURE AND MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO ME AND WILL BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE TO MANY PERSONS; 4. THAT IT IS THE POLICY OF THE OPERATORS OF THOSE COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS TO RESTRICT ACCESS TO THE COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS ADULT MESSAGE SECTIONS TO ADULTS OVER TWENTY-ONE (21) OF AGE; 5. THAT I DO NOT FIND THE MESSAGES, FILES, OR PRODUCTS AVAILABLE FROM THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND/OR RYAN'S BAR BULLETIN BOARDS TO BE OFFENSIVE AT THIS TIME, AND SHOULD I EVER FIND THEM TO BE OFFENSIVE IN THE FUTURE I WILL IMMEDIATELY CEASE CALLING THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS AND NOTIFY THE OPERATORS OF THOSE COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS TO REMOVE MY NAME FROM THOSE PERSONS WITH ACCESS TO THOSE COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, AND NEVER CALL OR OTHERWISE GAIN ACCESS TO THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS ADULT MESSAGES AREAS; 6. THAT I WILL NOT ALLOW ANYONE ELSE TO USE MY ACCESS- CODE/PASSWORD FOR ENTERING THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS. THAT I UNDERSTAND THAT IF I ALLOW ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF TO USE MY ACCESS-CODE/PASSWORD, I CAN INCUR THE SAME CIVIL AND CRIMINAL LIABILITIES, IF ANY, AS THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS DUE TO MY ACTIONS AS AN ACCESSORY IN ALLOWING ANOTHER PERSON TO USE MY ACCESS- CODE/PASSWORD; ADDITIONALLY, IF I ALLOW ANYONE ELSE TO USE MY ACCESS- CODE/PASSWORD FOR ENTERING THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, I WILL BE IN VIOLATION OF FEDERAL AND STATE LAWS REGARDING TAMPERING WITH COMPUTER SECURITY; OFFENSES WHICH CAN LEAD TO MY BEING FINED OR IMPRISONED, OR BOTH, IN EITHER A STATE OR FEDERAL PENITENTIARY, OR BOTH; 7. THAT THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS HAVE NOT SOLICITED ME TO JOIN THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, BUT,IN FACT, I HAVE REQUESTED ACCESS TO THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, AND ADULT AREAS THEREOF; 8. FURTHER, IT IS UNDERSTOOD THAT ALL CONTACT BETWEEN MYSELF AND THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, OR THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, OR OTHER PERSONS WHO CALL THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, WILL BE AND MUST BE INITIATED BY MYSELF BY CALLING THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, GAINING ACCESS TO THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, AND REQUESTING THAT THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS OR OTHER PERSONS WHO CALL THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, CONTACT ME; 9. FURTHER, IT IS UNDERSTOOD THAT ALL CONTACT, PHONE CONVERSATIONS, OR COMPUTER TELECOMMUNICATIONS BETWEEN MYSELF AND THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, OR THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS OR OTHER PERSONS WHO CALL THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS WILL BE AND MUST BE INITIATED MY MYSELF BY CALLING THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, GAINING ACCESS TO THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, AND REQUESTING THAT THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS OR OTHER PERSONS WHO CALL THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS,CONTACT ME. I FURTHER UNDERSTAND THAT THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS WILL NOT CALL ME FOR ANY PURPOSE EXCEPT TO VERBALLY COMMUNICATE WITH ME BECAUSE I HAVE REQUESTED THAT THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS DO SO; 10. I UNDERSTAND THAT THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS DO NOT CALL PERSONS REQUESTING ACCESS TO THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, NOR DO THEY CALL PERSONS WHO HAVE ACCESS TO THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS UNLESS THEY HAVE BEEN SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED TO DO SO BY THE PERSON TO BE CALLED; 11. I UNDERSTAND THE THE SECURITY OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS IS NOT GUARANTEED, CANNOT BE GUARANTEED, NOR DO I EXPECT IT TO BE GUARANTEED, DESPITE ANY EFFORTS BY THE OPERATORS OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS TO ATTEMPT TO RESTRICT ACCESS AND REGULATE SECURITY IN ACCESS TO THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS; 12. I FURTHER REALIZE THAT IF SECURITY IS BREACHED ON THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS, I MAY SUFFER SEVERE EMBARRASSMENT, HUMILIATION, MENTAL ANGUISH AND POSSIBLE FINANCIAL LOSS DUE TO KNOWLEDGE OF MY PARTICIPATION IN THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS AND ADULT AREAS OF THOSE BULLETIN BOARDS BECOMING COMMON KNOWLEDGE; AND 13. IF, FOR SOME REASON, CRIMINAL CHARGES ARE BROUGHT IN CONNECTION WITH THE OPERATION, RUNNING, PARTICIPATION IN, OR CALLING OF THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS I UNDERSTAND THAT VARIOUS STATE AND FEDERAL LAWS MAY CAUSE ME TO BE PROSECUTED AS A PARTY TO ANY OFFENSIVE CONDUCT. 14. I DECLARE UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY THAT I WILL NOT PROVIDE ACCESS TO MY PASSWORD TO ANY OTHER PERSON, AND I REALIZE THAT AS A RESPONSIBLE ADULT THE FILES OBTAINED FROM RYAN'S BAR ADULT FILES AREAS ARE NOT INTENDED FOR, NOR ARE THEY AVAILABLE TO, MINORS, AND I WILL NOT MAKE THEM ACCESSIBLE TO ANY MINOR. Understanding all of the above conditions and restrictions to access to the Ryan's Bar Bulletin Boards, I request access to the Ryan's Bar Bulletin Boards and understand that: 1. I will hold harmless the operators of the Ryan's Bar Computer Bulletin Boards and waive any and all claims, injuries, damages, or losses, incurred by me due to having gained access to the Ryan's Bar BBS Systems, and 2. I will not press criminal charges against the operators of the Ryan's Bar BBS Systems if I find any messages, files, or products available for me to obtain from the operators of the Ryan's Bar BBS Systems or the Ryan's Bar Computer Bulletin Boards to be offensive, lewd, suggestive, or otherwise objectionable, nor will I press criminal charges against them for any other reason. I understand that the contents of the Ryan's Bar Computer Bulletin Boards are adult in nature and that I participate by calling the Ryan's Bar Bulletin Boards and assuming the risk of offense. UNDERSTANDING ALL OF THE ABOVE, I HEREBY WAIVE ALL CLAIMS, CIVIL AND CRIMINAL, PRESENT AND FUTURE, WHICH ARISE OUT OF MY PARTICIPATION IN, AND ACTIVITIES OF, THE POST OFFICE AND RYAN'S BAR COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS. Signed, under penalty of perjury if any information is proven to be false. NAME: ______________________________ (printed) DATE: ______________________________ Address: ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ Phone: ( ) ______________________ Date of birth: ____\____\________ MM DD YEAR Drivers License #: _____________________ State: ______________________________ (Copy of D.L. and/or State ID Card MUST be attached to completed and returned form) SSN: _______ - ______ - ___________ (Social Security Number) SIGNATURE: _____________________________ STATE OF MICHIGAN Specifically for Post Office BBS and Ryan's Bar BBS: Please sign after the following statement: I have read the rules, and the disclaimer for the Post Office and Ryan's Bar BBS, my signature below indicates that I will abide by the aforementioned articles. 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