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YOUNG ONES FAQ 1.33 & 1.34
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Created by Andrew Wong (achwong@bradford.ac.uk)
Contents
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1. What *is* THE YOUNG ONES ?
2. So how was it all created ?
3. What were the episodes about ?
3a. DEMOLITION
3b. OIL
3c. BORING
3d. BOMB
3e. INTERESTING (the one about the party)
3f. FLOOD
3g. BAMBI (the one about exams about University Challenge)
3h. CASH
3j. NASTY
3k. TIME
3m. SICK
3n. SUMMER HOLIDAY
4. Who were the regular cast and crew ?
5. What have they done since ?
5a. Adrian Edmondson
5b. Rik Mayall
5c. Adrian Edmondson and Rik Mayall
5d. Nigel Planer
5e. Adrian Edmondson, Rik Mayall and Nigel Planer
5f. Christopher Ryan
5g. Ben Elton
5h. Lise Mayer
5j. Alexei Sayle
6. Merchandise
6a. Videos
6b. Books - Batchelor Boys:The Young Ones Book
Neil's Book of The Dead
6c. Singles - Cliff Richard and The Young Ones:Living Doll
Neil: Hole In my Shoe
Neil: My White Bicycle
6d. Album - Neil: Neil's Heavy Concept Album
7. Other articles on the Internet
8. Contributors and thanks
1. What *is* THE YOUNG ONES ?
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The Young Ones is a British-made television sitcom from 1982
to 1984, about four totally mis-matched students sharing a house
together in the early 1980s.
But there's more to it than that. It became the classic
British comedy series of the early 1980s, helping to launch the
then-alternative comedy scene into mainstream TV culture.
Like Monty Python in the 1960s and The Goodies in the 1970s,
it occasionally went into totally surreal sketches and characters
that sometimes retained a vague link to the main narrative.
Almost every significant "alternative" British comedian of the
late 1980s and 1990s were featured in The Young Ones, either on
screen or behind the scenes. Chris Barrie, Robbie Coltrane, Ben
Elton, Dawn French, Stephen Fry, Hale & Pace, Lenny Henry, Hugh
Laurie, Norman Lovett, Griff Rhys Jones, Tony Robinson, Jennifer
Saunders, Mel Smith, Emma Thompson (now an Oscar winner) ....
2. So how was it all created ?
==============================
During the late 1970s to early 1980s, the British "youth"
culture was (yet again) in a vague alternative rebellion. Punk had
hit the music culture, with bands like The Sex Pistols spitting on
stage, and saying naughty swear words on live television, shocking
mainstream conservative Britain.
The comedy scene was no exception. Alternative comedians were
now coming to the fore, with their brand of "toilet" humour mixed
in with a bit of left-wing political satire and a few swear words.
During this time, Rik Mayall (Rick), Adrian Edmondson,
(Vyvyan) and Ben Elton had all graduated with a drama degree from
Manchester University, and headed for The Comedy Store in London.
This was the "centre" of the alternative-comedy scene.
Mayall and Edmondson had set up a double-act called
Twentieth Century Coyotes. Ben Elton established himself as a
stand-up comedian and became the main compere at the Comedy Store.
Nigel Planer (Neil) and Peter Richardson (later in The Comic
Strip) were also a double-act entitled The Outer Limits.
The original plan for The Young Ones would have throw these
two double-acts together. However, for some reason Peter Richardson
either rejected the idea, or was not considered.
At this time, Christopher Ryan (a stage actor, not comedian)
was in a play called CAN'T PAY, WON'T PAY. Andy De La Tour (an
alternative comedian) recommended him for the role, Paul Jackson
(the producer) saw him at the play, and the rest is history :)
3. What were the episodes about ?
=================================
There were two series of six episodes each, making a grand total of
twelve episodes.
The first paragraph will quote the backsleeve of the BBC
video. The next paragraph will contain a brief sypnosis, follwed by
any comments I may have.
Season 1 (1982)
3a. DEMOLITON
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"Fascist oiks at the Town Hall want to demolish the house. Why
bother with Vyv around to do the business for them ?"
The Town Hall announces plans to knock their house down.
This was the pilot episode, and it shows. All the essential
elements that made The Young Ones what it is is there in one form
or another, but some elements of the characters are expanded upon
here and others contracted. Mike is more of a self-styled
ladykiller, Neil keeps trying to commit suicide, Rick's poetry and
love of Cliff Richard is more fanatical, and Vyvyan makes his
entrance through a wall. The band playing in the living room is
NINE BELOW ZERO.
3b. OIL
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"As Rick, Vyv, Neil, and Mike move into their new house, the
talking statue at the front door begins an odyssey of zaniness that
is to culminate in a worker's revolution and a fully-fledged
benefit concert in the front room."
Moving into an new house, Vyvyan finds oil in the basement.
This was made six months after DEMOLITION, yet transmitted the
week after it. Infamous moments from this one include Buddy Holly
singing about insects, the two hard-working executives taking a
holiday in front of a 20-watt bulb, Neil having six pairs of arms
and Radical Posture / Alexei Sayle singing about Dr. Marten boots.
3c. BORING
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"Is life really that boring for the four students ? A
terrorist siege in their own house; a visitation from Hell; a fairy
tale world that flourishes while they are asleep. And yet they are
so B-O-R-E-D that Neil is driven to dig himself in a grave and Vyv
chops his finger off."
It's an average boring normal day in Studentville - or is it?
This features a walk down Abbey Road (in London) to the Kebab
and Calculator (in Bristol), the three bears, a red dwarf from Hell
called Footoomch (sp?), Vyvyan's mother, and Madness singing House
Of Fun. Anyone who was in Studentville will know days like this :)
3d. BOMB
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"A potentially explosive situation erupts when a bomb falls on
the house .... But worse ! The TV licence man calls."
The lads find an atomic bomb and try to auction it to the
highest seller. This involves Neil painting himself white to
deflect a nuclear blast, the Dicky and Dino show, and Dexys'
Midnight Runners singing "Jackie Wilson said" in the toilet.
Footage of a plane dropping the bomb precedes the credits.
Notice that when the gang switches on the TV to find out
what's going on, the picture of the test card is actually stuck
onto the TV, and the camera swings around to hide this fact after
the TV has outlived its' usefulness...
3e. INTERESTING
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"It's party-time ! Where else could you mingle with the four
horsemen of the Apocalypse, a giant sandwich and a singing tomato?
Pretty amazing stuff eh ? Just ignore Neil's boring hippy friend
chilling-out in the fridge ... "
The household organises a party.
This one features Jennifer Saunders with toy mice in her
handbag, Neil on the moon, Rick's sociology professor Jim Morrison,
Cinderella and Santa Claus. The song is "You're My Kind Of Climate" by
RIP, RIG AND PANIC, which features a young Neneh Cherry. If you've ever
held a party as a stoodent, you may well sympathise with this one..
3f. FLOOD
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"While London floods, Rick tries to elevate proceedings with
a game of hide-and-seek. Meanwhile his sociology file is set on
fire by Vyv, Mike's room is occupied by a pride of lions, and
landlord Alexei Sayle turns into an axe-wielding homicidal maniac."
It starts with the guys being bored, and Neil repeatedly
bashing himself in the face with a frying pan. The guys also try to
eat Neil when he returns from the supermarket empty-handed. Vyv
hides in the wardrobe and ends up in Narnia. No band.
Season Two (1984)
3g. BAMBI
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"Who produced the world's stickiest bogey and the world's
stupidest bottom-burp ? Who's smashing the oiks on University
Challenge and who's swotting away for teacher like a total spasmo?"
The lads compete on a game show (representing Scumbag College)
against some upper-class students from Footlights College, Oxbrige
while The Elephant Man tries to convince Tony Robinson
that he is an elephant.
Probably the most famous episode, this is especially
appreciated after exams! This features Motorhead performing Ace Of
Spades, and lots of British stars, including someone who will later
fall to pieces in front of 500,000,000 viewers across the world...
3h. CASH
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"Hey man ! It's really wierd ! Strange things keep happening.
Like plates are disappearing and the tables keep, well, shrinking.
Looks like there's a poltergoost in the house...."
Our heroes find themselves running out of money, Vyvyan
announces his pregnancy and Neil becomes a police officer. The song
is Subterranean Homesick Blues performed by (amongst others) Jools
Holland, Glen Tilbrook, and Stewart Copeland (of The Police).
3j. NASTY
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"Ashes to ashes, funk to funky, Vyv is now a video head and
Neil's wearing a dress because some really selfish negative vibe
merchant boarded up his bedroom. Only pop music can save them now."
The video revolution catches with the gang as they decide to
rent some nasty videos with plenty of sex and violence. Of course,
a vampire (naturally from South Africa) tends to ruin things. The
band playing in the living room are The Damned with Video Nasty.
This episode has a different beginning sequence, presenting the
episode as if it were a horror film.
3k. TIME
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"Vyv's being violently and copiously sick because Rick's like
scored with a chick and the whole house has like gone through some
kind of time warp."
Can it be true ?!! Rick found a girlfriend ?!!!
This episode also starts with different credits, a Dallas
parody featuring a secretary typing with her nipples... The band
are AMAZULU, with So Much Love.
3m. SICK
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"There's bogeys on the blankets and snot on the sheets when
Neil and the others come down with the worst colds in the history
of civilisation !"
Neil has a cold, and even Vyvyan's cure of drilling a nail in
his head doesn't quite work, which is a pity since it sparks off a
street riot. They're also taken hostage by Brian Damage, an escaped
murderer. But their troubles are forgotten as the real horror
happens - Neil's parents come to tea!! Also features a good parody
of "The Good Life" (aka "Good Neighbors" in the US), Madness
singing "Our House" and the return of Vyvyan's mother.
3n. SUMMER HOLIDAY
------------------
"Hey, everybody ! School's out ! Hurray ! Hurray ! Except,
like there's nothing to do, man, apart from getting on a big red
bus and having a really explosive trip. It should be pretty good
fun, actually."
In the final episode, the summer holidays beckon. Rick's parents
die, and they are all thrown out of the house with no money. Will Rick be
forced to sell his body ? What will our intrepid heroes do next ? The
music is brought to you by John Otway, singing Body Talk.
4. Who were the regular cast and crew ?
=======================================
Rick, the political anarchist studying Sociology (or was it
Domestic Science?) who was a poetic genius, adored Cliff Richard
and rude words, was played by RIK MAYALL. He's a bit of a twit.
Vyvyan, the violent medical punk student who liked lager and
curries (sounds like Lister) was played by ADRIAN EDMONDSON. He had
orange hair and four metal stars glued to his forehead. The back of
his jacket says VERY METAL. His little pet was Special Patrol Group
(SPG), a Scottish hamster with an attitude....
Neil, the lentil-loving depressed hippie studying Peace Studies and
occasionally abused by his friends was played by NIGEL PLANER.
Mike, the cool "straight" one who has lots and lots of girlfriends
(or so we think) and incriminating photos of the Dean, was played
by CHRISTOPHER RYAN.
The writers were: Ben Elton (now a stand-up comedian)
Rik Mayall
Lise Mayer (still writing sketches)
Additional material was by Alexei Sayle. The director was Geoff Posner,
and the producer was Paul Jackson, who went on to produce Red Dwarf. He
is now the head of programming at Carlton Television...
Ed Bye was a production assistant. He later went on to direct GIRLS ON
TOP, promoted as the "female Young Ones" and starring French and
Saunders. He used to direct some episodes of Red Dwarf and now directs
and produces The Full Wax. He's also married to Ruby Wax.
5. What have they done since ?
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5a. ADRIAN EDMONDSON (a more detailed biography is available)
--------------------
ABSOLUTLEY FABULOUS - a food reviewer
THE COMIC STRIP PRESENTS...GREGORY:DIARY OF A NUTCASE as Gregory
IF YOU SEE GOD, TELL HIM (1993)
He is married to Jennifer Saunders, and on a Hysteria AIDS benefit
concert said "You might remember me .. I used to be very funny. But it's
been a long time since The Young Ones, and I've just come to this benefit
to boost my sadly flagging career, though I don't know what the f**k this
do is all about."
He also co-wrote a book entitled HOW TO BE A COMPLETE B*STARD, and
the ISBN number is 0-86369-182X.
5b. RIK MAYALL (a more detailed biography is available)
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SHOCK TREATMENT: Ricki, the male nurse
THE NEW STATESMAN: Alan B'stard, a right-wing Tory MP
DROP DEAD FRED: his first Hollywood movie with Phoebe Cates
RIK MAYALL PRESENTS....: a series of 3 60-minutes TV films
BLACKADDER 1: final episode as Mad Gerald
BLACKADDER 2, BLACKADDER GOES FORTH: Lord Flash-heart
and much much more... see the biography for more details
5c. ADRIAN EDMONDSON and RIK MAYALL
-----------------------------------
THE DANGEROUS BROTHERS (made together before The Young Ones)
WAITING FOR GODOT: the stage play
BOTTOM - Rik = Richard Adrian = Eddie Hitler
BLACKADDER GOES FORTH (Private Plane)
Rik = Lord Flash-heart Adrian = Baron Von Richtoften
5d. NIGEL PLANER
----------------
KING AND CASTLE: pacifist martial artist employed by a debt
collection agency
ROLL OVER BEETHOVEN: a short-lived ITV sitcom with Liza Goddard.
TRIALS OF OZ: played John Peel (Radio 1 DJ) in a re-enactment
of The Trails Of Oz
BRAZIL (film): one of the technicians unable to plug the hole
in Buttle's ceiling
YELLOWBEARD (film): bit part
BLACKADDER THE THIRD (Nob and Nobility): Lord Smedley
NICHOLAS CRAIG MASTERCLASSES: a pretentious actor doing 10-minute
lessons on BBC2. Brilliant !
BONJOUR LA CLASSE: a French teacher
THE COMIC STRIP PRESENTS...GREGORY:DIARY OF A NUTCASE as the
psychiatrist
SHINE ON HARVEY MOON
An American Bud Light beer commercial!
5e. ADRIAN EDMONDSON, RIK MAYALL and NIGEL PLANER
-------------------------------------------------
FILTHY, RICH AND CATFLAP
THE COMIC STRIP PRESENTS... EAT THE RICH
Rik = Union organiser Nigel = unemployment office worker
Ade = obnoxious posh guy
THE COMIC STRIP PRESENTS ... BAD NEWS (where they are in a heavy
metal band...)
and many other COMIC STRIPS, which deserve an FAQ of their own...
5f. CHRISTOPHER RYAN
--------------------
WAITING FOR GODOT - the stage play (with Rik and Adrian)
SANTA CLAUS THE MOTION PICTURE - one of the elfs
DR WHO : TRIALS OF A TIME LORD (MINDWARP)
ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE - a plumber
BACK TO SCHOOL, MR BEAN
ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS - Edina's first doped out ex-husband with a
horrible New-Age American wife
BOTTOM - as Hedgehog, in ACCIDENT, HOLY and PARADE (with Rik & Ade)
He's predominately a stage actor, and was in GUYS AND DOLLS and OFF
THE LEDGE. He also appeared in Only Fools And Horses.
5g. BEN ELTON (writer, actor/comedian)
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Co-wrote Blackadder 2, Blackadder 3 and Blackadder Goes Forth.
Released three comedic albums - MOTORMOUTH, MOTORVATION and LIVE'89
Written three novels - STARK, GRIDLOCK, THIS OTHER EDEN
Written two plays - GASPING, SILLY COW
Co-hosted FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE and SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (UK)
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (1993) - he's Michael Keaton's sidekick
STARK (1993) - a BBC-ABC (Australian) co-production, as CD.
For more info, read the Ben Elton FAQ available via FTP or me.
5h. LISE MAYER (writer - probably responsible for the mice in the handbag)
--------------
PARAMOUNT CITY (LONDON UNDERGROUND - U.S.) - producer
NO CURE FOR CANCER - worked with Denis Leary
MONTREAL COMEDY FESTIVAL - wrote a sketch with Rowan Atkinson
as a Canada tourism salesman
AMASSED HYSTERIA! - co-edited the book with Rachel Swann.
She was the girlfriend of Rik Mayall at the time - until he left her when
she was pregnant for his current wife (I think). She also went out with
Rowan Atkinson, Harry Enfield and is now going out with Angus Deayton...
For more detailed info on the other actors mentioned, refer to the FTP/WWW
sites mentioned later on, or E-mail me (achwong@bradford.ac.uk) for
the press biographies.
6. Merchandise
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6a. Video
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All 12 episodes are available on two double-tape packs from BBC Video, on
PAL VHS Hi-Fi Stereo tapes for 16.99 pounds per double-tape pack. Each
double-pack lasts about 200 minutes long, and is rated 15. They were
released by BBC Enterprises in 1992, and the video catalogue numbers are
BBCV 4788 and BBCV 4789.
There is also a compilation tape, called THE VERY BEST OF THE YOUNG ONES,
which has the episodes Bomb, Boring, Bambi, Interesting, and Summer
Holiday. It's a PAL VHS tape, costing 12.99 pounds, and the video number
is BBCV 5361.
As far as I am aware, only one NTSC-format tape can be easily bought
of the Young Ones. It contains OIL, BORING, and FLOOD and is
available through your local video retailer or CBS FOX for $20.
Or you can try the following video retailers in North America:
LaughingHouse Video PO Box 8572
Anaheim 1-714 956-9032
California 92812-0572 1-800 807-9032
E-mail: mrwally@ix.netcom.comquota
The Video Catalog PO Box 64267
St. Paul
MN 55164-0267 1-800-733 2232
BFS BFS Inc.
350 Newkirk Road North
Richmond Hill
Ontario L4C 3G7
CANADA 1-800-268-3891
Otherwise you'll have to buy all 12 episodes on PAL format
from the BBC, then find a nice willing person with an NTSC/PAL
converter. You could all get together and share the costs. With
postage and packing, both tapes would cost 51.48 pounds.
Otherwise keep writing to CBS/FOX or LIONHEART in the United
States, and asking them for it. The address is:
Lionheart Television
630 Fifth Avenue Suite 2220
New York, NY 10111 Tel: 1-212-705 9300
Or keep pestering your local PBS station to try and get it, and wave a
nice large check in front of them... If all else fails, contact me...
Or try these different addresses depending on where you live..
AUSTRALIA and NEW ZEALAND : Head of Marketing (Video),
Polygram Video,
Unit A,
122 McEvoy St.,
Alexandria Tel: 612-318-8666
NSW 2015 Fax: 612-319-4758
JAPAN: Head of Marketing,
Pony Canyon Video, Inc.,
3-3-5 Kudan Kita,
Chiyoda-Ku,
Tokyo 102 Tel: 813-3221-3151
Japan Fax: 813-3221-3168
If you are elsewhere, contact: The BBC Shop
P.O. Box 1QX
Newcastle-upon-Tyne
NE99 1QX
UNITED KINGDOM
Tel. +44 (0) 191 222 0381
or try BBC Video Enterprises Tel. +44 (0) 181 576 2236
6b. Books
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BACHELOR BOYS - THE YOUNG ONES BOOK
-----------------------------------
First published in 1984, it was last re-printed in 1989, though
there was an Australian re-print in September 1993. According to
the sleeve, it was written by Ben Elton, Rik Mayall and Lise Meyer
but according to the credits in the beginning, it was written by
Terence Blacker. The ISBN number is 0 7221 5765 7.
Published by : Sphere Books
27 Wrights Lane
London W8 5TZ
UNITED KINGDOM
Priced at 5.99 pounds, or Australian/Canadian $12.99, or New
Zealand $19.95
It's a book written by the "gang" and contains tips on how to cheat
in exams, how to spot a French exchange student, the joys on hitch-
hiking, an interview with David Bowie, and nude shots of the boys!!
It also gives the full names of the gang : Neil Pye
Vyvyan Basterd
Mike TheCoolPerson
NEIL'S BOOK OF THE DEAD (US ISBN no. 0-517-55964-1)
-----------------------
Kristen Mirenda says :
"A sort of parody of the Tibetan Book of the Dead. The book was
basically Neil's philosophy of life and a guide to living a
Neil-like hippyish alternative-lifestyle. It featured such things
as a guide to determining your health through urine color; Neil's
reminiscences of his first drug experience; some quasi-pagan
rituals; and how to write a job application that will guarantee you
don't get hired. Brief mention is made of his roomate Rick but
other than that I don't remember any YO references."
6c. Singles
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Cliff Richard and The Young Ones : Living Doll
---------------------------------------------
As part of the Comic Relief fund-raising drive in 1986, this single
was released, which hit no.1 in the UK charts in March 1986. It was
also performed live. It was on WEA Records, catalogue YZ65 for the
7" version. It states on the sleeve "Coming soon: the book, the LP,
the chocolates..." :)
A video was made to accompany the single, which deviated quite a
bit from the single, and also featured Hank Marvin from The Shadows
(Cliff's original backing band....)
The song was also performed for the Comic Relief concert, but
a few changes were made. It was announced that the total and utter
king of rock and roll was in fact John Craven - a newsreader who
specialised in reading the news to children from 8 to 15....
The B-side to that was (ALL THE LITTLE FLOWERS ARE) HAPPY.
A transcription of this is available from the FTP sites (see below)
Neil - Hole In My Shoe
----------------------
A cover of the old 1960s classic, it got to no.6 in the UK charts.
A 12" of this song was also released, which apparently is roughly
the same, but with extra bits (talking and freaky sounds) tagged
on at the end.
To promote the single, Neil/Nigel performed Hole In My Shoe live
on TOP OF THE POPS. It was quite a memorable performance because
half way through it he stumbled and knocked down the scenery (some
Athenian-style pillars) and this was transmitted live... It has
apparently become an oft-repeated clip, and is embedded in BBC2's
"Boxpops" show.
Neil - My White Bicycle
-----------------------
As a result of the success of Hole in My Show, this single was
released and an album duly made. The B-side was Cosmic Jam and
both tracks can be found on the album. A 12" version was also
released. It was released on WEA Records (1984), and the 7"
catalogue number is YZ30.
6d. Album
---------
Encouraged by the success of Hole in My Shoe, an album duly
followed, called NEIL'S HEAVY CONCEPT ALBUM, produced by Dave
Stewart (not from the Eurythmics, but the one who did IT'S MY
PARTY with Barbara Gaskin). Hole In My Shoe is on that album, as
is a track entitled Lentil Nightmare. The back cover is like the
Sgt Pepper back cover with black words on a red background, and a
group photo at the bottom, with three Neils facing forward and
another with his back to the camera.
7. Other articles on the Net
============================
This is part one of the Young Ones information file - part two goes
into much greater depth. E-mail me for a copy, or see below...
The scripts for most of the episodes are now available from the FTP
or WWW sites. If you can't access them, ask me or consult James Kew
(j.kew@ic.ac.uk) and his alt.comedy.british FAQ.
The B-side to Living Doll, (ALL THE LITTLE FLOWERS ARE) HAPPY is
also available on the FTP site, transcribed by Greg O'Beirne
(gobeirne@tartarus.uwa.edu.au)
These files can be found by FTPing to:
FTP - cathouse.org/pub/cathouse/
FTP - src.doc.ic.ac.uk/public/media/tv/collections/tardis/uk/comedy/
Or using your WWW browser and pointing it to:
http://hammers.wwa.com/hammers
http://cathouse.org:8000/BritishComedy/
http://src.doc.ic.ac.uk/public/media/tv/collections/tardis/
http://www.brad.ac.uk/~achwong/index.html
There is an episode guide for The Young Ones available at:
WWW - http://www.tardis.ed.ac.uk/~dave/guides/index.html
I also compile the Rik Mayall FAQ, Adrian Edmondson FAQ, and the Ben
Elton FAQ. I did have a copy of an interview I did with Christopher Ryan
but that seems to have mysteriously disappeared... If you can't find it,
let me know!
There is also Steve Gardner's Anglo/American Gag Guide to The Young Ones,
which goes into greater detail on the Britishness of the gags. E-mail him
at: esgardner@delphi.com
If you have any material, please let me know so I can incorporate it here.
All comments, brickbats and additions gratefully received...
8. Contributors and thanks
===========================
Paul Herzog for transcribing quite a few scripts! (Must be bored...)
Bill Houston and his friend for transcribing NASTY.
James Kew for co-ordinating most of this stuff on ze 'Net...
Alexander Lum for his valiant efforts to produce a FAQ.
Kristen Mirenda (mirenda@panix.com) for transcribing BAMBI and
CASH, other items and pointing out other factual errors.
Kristin Sabo for giving me some source information.
Thanks also go to Roderick Begbie, Paul Burgin, Greg Cawthorn, Paul
Claypole, Nick Cole, Mike Coughlin, Jon Drukman, Paul Herzog, Stuart
Jackson, Paul Lee, Greg O'Beirne, Russ Perry Jnr., James Poole, Steve
Rapport, Mike Richards, Simon Rowell, Annie Sattler, Stephen Slater
and Michelle Street.
I would like to thank all the above, and anyone else I haven't
named for their help and contributions. Get your name on this
esteemed list! Ask a question, or provide an answer.
YOUNG ONES FAQ (2/2) v 1.34
===========================
Created by Andrew Wong (achwong@bradford.ac.uk)
This is part 2 of the FAQ, designed for, in the words of Steve
Rapport, "the anal retentive" who wants to know everything there
ever was to know about The Young Ones. If you want part one,
which has the main information, E-mail me for it...
Contents
========
1. Who featured in the series ?
1a. Mark Arden and Stephen Frost
1b. Robbie Coltrane
1c. Ben Elton
1d. Dawn French
1e. Gareth Hale and Norman Pace
1f. Jools Holland
1g. David Rappaport
1h. Tony Robinson
1j. Jennifer Saunders
1k. Alexei Sayle
1m. Special Patrol Group
1n. Other people who feature once
2. British slangs and -isms
2a. Quick definitions
2b. Cliff Richard
2c. The two-fingered salute
2d. TV licences
2e. O-levels and A-levels
2f. Felicity Kendall
3. Quotable Lines
4. Rick's (The People's Poet) Peoples' Poems
4a. Cliff
4b. House
4c. Pollution
4d. Free-form
4e. The Peoples' Poem
4f. Rick's Teen Anguish Poem
4g. Rick's Trotsky poem
5. Cliff Richard and The Young Ones - a bit of the script.
6. Location
7. The strange person at the back of the house
8. Memories of the time
9. When was it transmitted ?
10. What are these flash-frames I keep hearing about ?
11. Reactions to the Young Ones
12. Looking back on the Young Ones
13. Little bits that don't fit in anywhere else
14. Spin-offs
15. Other articles on the Internet
16. Contributors and thanks
1. Who featured in the series ?
===============================
1a. Mark Arden and Stephen Frost
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BORING: two policemen in the front page of The Guardian
INTERESTING: two party crashers
CASH: two Elizabethan ghosts
NASTY: two secret agents (Sweater & Ruffles)
SICK: two muck-men, Mick & Tess
1b. Robbie Coltrane
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OIL: Sully the bouncer at Mike's roller-disco
BAMBI: Dr. Carlisle who finds human beings the size of amoebas
1c. Ben Elton
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DEMOLISH: the presenter of Nozin' Around
BAMBI: Kendal Mintcake, the Oxbridge oik who was given the
Socialist Worker Party for his birthday
FLOOD: The blind DJ interviewing an armless female singer
SICK: The schoolboy in the Grange Hill spoof
SUMMER HOLIDAY: the guy in the advert drinking Sharp lager
1d. Dawn French
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INTERESTING: the violent Bible-bashing preacher
NASTY: the Devil in the Pain-Away commercial
TIME: The Easter Bunny
1e. Gareth Hale (the one with the moustache) & Norman Pace
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NASTY: two grave diggers
TIME: two peasants
1f. Jools Holland
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CASH: part of the band
SUMMER HOLIDAY: the punk with the enormous mohawk at the bank
1g. David Rappaport (the dwarf in TIME BANDITS and LA LAW)
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BORING: Ftmsch, the red dwarf from Hell
FLOOD: Shirley, the Wicked Witch's servant
(He later killed himself partly due to the lack of serious roles)
1h. Tony Robinson
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BAMBI: The doctor looking after the Elephant Man
NASTY: one of the criminals bound for Australia
1j. Jennifer Saunders
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INTERESTING: the party-goer with lots of toy mice in her handbag
TIME: Helen Mucus, Rick's girlfriend ?!!!
1k. Alexei Sayle (The Balowski family)
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DEMOLISH: Jerzei Balowski, their Polish landlord.
OIL: Alexei Yuri...Balowski, the lead singer of the band.
BORING: Billy Balovski, Jerzei's clinically insane brother, who drove
in from Brazil to imitate a Dalek using a cactus pot.
BOMB: Reggie Balowski, the Cockney arms dealer.
INTERESTING: drunk party-goer who pukes all over a posh person.
FLOOD: Jerzei (the landlord), who turns into an axe-wielding
homicidal maniac.
BAMBI: A train driver
CASH: A police officer who looks remarakbly similar to
Mussolini and becomes a stand-up comedian at nights
NASTY: A South African Communist vampire - or is he ?
TIME: Host of "Jester Balowski's Medieval Torture Hour"
SICK: Brian Damage Balowski, an escaped murderer
SUMMER HOLIDAY: Jerzei Balowski, the dreaded landlord
1m. Special Patrol Group
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Vyvyan's pet, a Scottish hamster with an attitude who likes
sleeping in front of Vyvyan's car, and giving Glasgow kisses
to teddy bears.
1n. People who occasionally pop up
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Mark Arden: BOMB as the "gay" husband on the cornflakes
packet
Helen Atkinson-Wood: NASTY as the woman condemned to Hell
Chris Barrie: NASTY as Captain of the ship bound for
Australia
Arthur Brown: FLOOD
Alan Freeman: CASH and SUMMER HOLIDAY as God
Stephen Fry: BAMBI as Lord Snot, a contestant on University
Challenge from Footlights College, Oxbridge
Ronnie Golden: OIL as Buddy Holly
Lenny Henry: SUMMER HOLIDAY as the Nazi postman
Griff Rhys Jones: BAMBI as the quiz-host of University Challenge
Terry Jones: NASTY as the drunken priest. He is better
known as a member of the Monty Python team.
Hugh Laurie: BAMBI as Lord Monty from Footlights College
Helen Lederer: SUMMER HOLIDAY, as the female
"Good morning sir" bank teller.
Norman Lovett: SUMMER HOLIDAY - the owner of the Penny Arcade
Lise Mayer: SUMMER HOLIDAY, as the woman Ben Elton is
chatting up in the Sharp advert (?)
Paul Merton: He *MAY* be in TIME, as there is a credit
there for "Paul Morton"...
Roger Sloman: BOMB as the TV licence inspector
Mel Smith: BAMBI, the security guard at Granada studios.
Emma Thompson: BAMBI as Miss Money-Sterling, the Oxbridge oik
who has a Porsche.
2. British slangs and -isms
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2a. Quick definitions
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biro: Bic / ball-point pen
Bob's your uncle: there you are etc.
call: to visit or telephone someone (erm....)
flares: bell-bottoms
"Number two's" (slang): faeces / poo / s**t (rhyming slang)
out on the pull: trying to find someone of the opposite sex
pavement: sidewalk
ring: call on the telephone
skiving: to shirk away from doing any work
snog: any kiss that isn't platonic <;-)
Sorry?: Huh ? What ?
take the piss: to make fun of, to deflate one's Ego
ta: Thanks (informal)
wanker: derogatory term for a person who masturbates
2b. Cliff Richard
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He is such an institution in the UK, I find it difficult to believe
no-one in the US has heard of him, but anyway...
Cliff started out as being Britain's answer to Elvis Presley in the
1950s, and at one stage he out-sold Elvis. Like Elvis, he starred in a
few British films that involved Cliff saving Youth culture from the big
square daddy-ios, films like THE YOUNG ONES, and SUMMER HOLIDAY - in
which Cliff chartered a London bus to take his chums to Greece for a
holiday and a quick snog...
He is still going strong today, selling out auditoriums mainly
to middle-aged women. He is reknown for his Christian beliefs.
For a guy who's 50 years old, it's amazing he's managed to stay so
long in the business. And it cannot be denied he has a better voice than
most "pop" stars today. The quality of the songs he sings are rather
questionable to say the least...
Basically, he's not the sort of artiste a hip, happening
politically aware student like Rik would be into. It's a perfect
tacky pop star, that UK students have a unique fascination for...
2c. The two-fingered salute
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The UK equivalent of the middle-finger salute, though not as rude.
It's like saying Piss Off or something equally strong.
2d. TV licences (BOMB)
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The BBC does not rely on advertising for its' revenue. Instead
any household that owns a TV in the United Kingdom must pay a licence
fee for the privilege of owning a television. The money is then
handed over to the BBC and used to fund its' programming.
It's illegal to own a TV without a licence so TV detector vans
periodically patrol the streets looking for TV receivers. Then the
house is checked with the TV licence records, and if the house does
not have a licence, the house is in biiiiiiig trouble - a fine of up
to 2000 pounds (US $3000) can be charged. At the moment, a year's
licence costs around 80 pounds (US $120)
Students are reknown for not paying their licence. I only got
away with it because I wasn't in when they came knocking at my door !
2e. O-levels and A-levels
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O-levels were the exams taken by 16 year olds before they left
school. A "C" grade was considered a pass. You needed 5 passes
to be allowed to the next stage of British education, which
was usually A-levels. Generally, British students take 3 A-levels,
and the grades you eventually get determine which university you
get to. If you get AAA, you get to go to the great universities of
Oxford, Cambridge and Bradford :) If you get less than that, you
are more likely to head for the "red-brick" universities or the
polytechnics (vocational colleges)
O-levels were eliminated in 1987 in favour of GCSEs. Many older
people tend to complain that GCSEs are much easier than O-levels...
2f. Felicity Kendall (sigh)
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She was one of those British actresses who used to pop up on safe,
middle-class British sitcoms in the 1970s like The Good Life,
Good Neighbours etc. She was also voted Rear Of The Year some time in
the early 1970s. It is rumoured that many teenagers growing up in the
late 70s like The Young Ones developed crushes on her. It's also a
sympton of the stoodent population liking things totally unyouthlike e.g.
the current trend for Johnny Cash, Mr. Blobby and Are You Being Served?
If you require a more detailed gag-guide, then The Young Ones
Anglo/American Gag Guide is available from Steve Gardner
(esgardner@delphi.com)
3. Quotable Lines
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Neil : "Guys, there's some dinner on the floor if you want it" - DEMOLITION
Rik & Vyv : "Neil, your bedroom's on fire !" - OIL
Neil : "No way man ! Everyone knows sleep gives you CANCER!" - OIL
Neil : "I just looked at it and it blew up !" - BORING
Policeman : "That's white man's electricity you're using." - BORING
(to be used with heavily emphasised smilies !)
Neil : "Guys, why don't we, like, try going to lectures tomorrow ?"
Mike : "Neil, I know things are bad but there's no need to panic !
No, I'll just treat this problem like my mattress - and
sleep on it." - BORING
Neil : "It's like the kettle killed itself rather than be used by me..." - BOMB
Mike : "If people weren't sick, we wouldn't need penicillin" - BOMB
Mike : "A social conscience is like a garden fence, you try to eat
it, it'll get stuck in your throat." - BOMB
Rick : "No, YOU put my address down. Rick, 15 Credibility Street"
(at the Social Security office, BOMB)
Rick : "Tomorrow everyone in England will be free, and there will be no more
social prejudice or hatred. GET UP NEIL, I HATE YOU !!!!!!!" - BOMB
Neil's hippie friend Neil : "My barely adequate psychic defences
are crumbling !" - INTERESTING
Rick : "You bought me a present! It's a telescope -- a telescope
with a mouse in it!" - INTERESTING
Professor Jim Morrison : "Wow, what is this stuff - tobacco or ...
Pink Floyd ?" - INTERESTING
Neil's hippie friend Neil : "Wow - it's so uncoool !" - INTERESTING
Rick : "Wouldn't it be amazing if all this (Monopoly) money was real?"
Vyv : "Rick, that is the single most predictable and boring thing that
anyone could ever say whilst playing Monopoly." - BORING
Rick : "God, I'm bored. Might as well be listening to Genesis" - FLOOD
Rick : "There's nothing poofy about a man wanting to love his
fellow man- It's just when they start touching each others'
bottoms...." - (to be used with heavy smilies) - FLOOD
Vyv: "I put it (serum that turns you into an axe-wielding homicidal
maniac) in a Coke can so nobody'd drink it by mistake."
Neil: "You know, I just bet that a bit later on someone does drink that
and turns into an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.
Rick: "Yes, I bet that as well. That's just the sort of crazy imaginative
thing that happens around here." - FLOOD
Mr. Balowski : "Ah, Coca-Cola, symbol of free West!" - FLOOD
Rick : "There's no one in here, Mr. Balowski! We're all holograms !" - FLOOD
Neil : "Oh, well, out of one frying pan, into another frying pan." - FLOOD
Vyv : "You haven't got a sister, Rick! You're the classic
example of an only child." - BAMBI
Vyv : "This calls for a very special blend of psychology and
extreme violence." - BAMBI
Rick: "Honestly, I don't know why I bother sometimes..."
Vyv: "I don't know why you bother ever." - BAMBI
Neil : "Socks aren't vegetables,man, they should be wiped out !" - BAMBI
Rick : "Hands up who likes me !" - BAMBI
Miss Money-Sterling : "I've got a Porsche -bwaha haha ha"
(a.k.a. Emma Thompson) - BAMBI
Vyv : "Neil, is it really necessary to nail the plates to the
table? What happens when we want to play Monopoly? Go
directly to plate? Do not pass plate nailed to the table by
a stupid hippie?" - CASH
Neil : "Boom shanka...May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the
belly of your woman." - CASH
Rick: "Oh, that's right, Vyvyan. If the mountain won't come to
Muhammed, smash the drawing room to pieces. That's very
Buddhist, isn't it!" - NASTY
Rick: "Neil, the bathroom's free! Unlike the country under the
Thatcherite junta." - NASTY
Rick: "Neil, is it really necessary to have the light on when
you're in the bath?"
Neil: "Well, yeah."
Rick: "Why, what are you planning to do - photosynthesize?" (NASTY)
Mike : "What's that thumping?"
Vyv : "Oh, it's probably Rick doing a bit of reading." - NASTY
Vyv : "YES !! WE'VE GOT A VIDEO !!!" - NASTY
Mike : "I hate to say anything negative, but no." - NASTY
Vyv : "Rick, shut up or I'll kill you." - NASTY
Neil : "Flares are coming back in -- I read it in my horoscope!" - NASTY
Rick : "Neil, how are you keeping that flowerpot up?!?" - NASTY
Rick : "Oh, no. The front door's exploded." - NASTY
Vyv : "'Vyvyan, Vyvyan, Vyvyan!' Honestly, whenever anything
explodes in this house, it's always 'blame Vyvyan!'" (NASTY)
Rick : "What, me, Rick, a virgin? Try telling that to some of the
foxy chicks who owe me favours." - NASTY
Rick : "So in fact, all four of us have stayed up for the entire
night. Now that's what I call anarchy!" - NASTY
Neil : "Oh no, I'll die if I miss 'Scooby-Doo'!" - TIME
Rick : "And that's Vyvyan....being sick" - TIME
Mike : "Last one to find the jungle animal has to take off all
their clothes. (to Helen Mucus) All right, your turn."
(TIME)
Rick : "We never clean the toilet, Neil! That's what being a
student is all about!" - SICK
Neil: "I hope Mike hurries back with the cure!"
Vyv: "No Neil, it's Madness this week!" - SICK
Mr. Balowski : "Aw, some sod broke your chair! That's 20 pounds you
owe me." - SUMMER HOLIDAY
Rick : "What's the difference ? There'll be plenty of chicks for
these tigers on the road to the promised land ! Who cares
about Thatcher and unemployment ? We can do just exactly
whatever we want to do ! And do you know why ? Because
we're Young Ones ! Bachelor Boys ! Wild eyed big bottomed
anarchists ! LOOK OUT !!! CLLLLLIIIIIFFFF !!!"
(SUMMER HOLIDAY)
4. Rick's (The People's Poet) Peoples' Poems
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For your delectation and delight, some of Rick's superb poems...
4a. "Cliff" (DEMOLITION)
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Oh, Cliff
Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if
You really are a Cliff
When fascists keep trying to push you over it
Are they the lemmings?
Or are you *Cliff*?
Or *are* you, Cliff?
(According to Jon Drukman, it's the second line that makes
sense but Rick has to go and mess up his own poem :)
4b. "House" (DEMOLITION)
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House, house, house
Oh, you are made of stone
But you are not alone
-Ly house!
4c. "Pollution" (BOMB)
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