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Marianne, you will not be surprised, eventually lost her driving licence. This is how it happened.
Driving away from the police, and quite drunk, she decided to come off a dirt-track and escape into a field. This didn't work, as the police just drove into the field after her, and cornered her car.
They got out, tapped on her window, and before they could say anything, she asked
Do you want to hear a joke?
Before they could respond, she informed them
Man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks
What do you do?
I'm a cunt stretcher.
What's a cunt stretcher?
Well it starts like this, [ *the man points a finger out* ], then goes like this [ *more fingers come out* ], then eventually, you can get the whole fist in.
What are you talking about?
Listen! Once you get a fist in, you push in the elbow, and eventually the foot. Then you step in, and just keep pushing up. And once you can stand up and really stretch it, you end up with a six foot cunt.
What do you do with a six foot cunt?
He goes and joins the police force.