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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:08:10
Message Number 13702
Sorry, no Super Bee's. Actually if you want to know the truth, (sigh),
I have settled for a 71 Impala and a unlimited supply of M & M's.
Somehow, 2 kids got thrown in the deal too. Ah, well, we set our goals
in life but we end up taking the cards dealt to us. Hmmmm. How are your
cards holding out?
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:12:14
Message Number 13703
SA: I was trying to knock some of the macho bullshit out of you.
SS: You know it won't work, because, in reality, it's not here.
TS: Snort! Cough! Urk!
Hehehe. Spoken by someone who knows him.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:14:07
Message Number 13704
The topic "Suicide" is depressing to me too. I'll gladly drop it.
(boing) Hey, it bounced. (sheepish grin) just like my checks.
New topic: Did you see the news reel the other day on the cops that
viciously beat a suspect? Some guy caught it on video tape. God, it was
nasty. The cops had the guy down on the pavement and they were wailing
on the poor guy with their nightsticks. I'm sure every cop alive has to
have felt like doing that to someone before but Geees, they screwed
themselves on that one. Not only did they get their butts suspended,
but the guy will walk (limp) away from any charges they may have had
on him.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:20:22
Message Number 13705
Korean girlfriend. Maybe you and Scott Steel should compare notes. He's
working on a female Ninja character. Hehehe.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:22:08
Message Number 13706
SS> A sexually knowledgable Scoot Steel
TS: Oh, Please.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAA!!!!! Touche!! Welcome to Scott bashing 101.
Ok I think he's had enough. ??? Or has he?
BTW, Scott, if you are reading this. I'm sorry about the typ-0, Scoot.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:31:12
Message Number 13707
Trying to muscle (car) your way it on Saavik, hmm?
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:33:41
Message Number 13708
TS> *Snort*! Cough...cough! Ugk! Damn sunflower seeds.
Grrrrr....I hope you choke on those sunflower seeds.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: M&M's
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:35:15
Message Number 13709
It was supposed to be amusing, nothing more. (Machismo vs. sounding
good)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:37:29
Message Number 13710
TS> Besides, the word exotic makes me think of a Korean girlfriend I
TS> used to have.....
Were we supposed to impressed that you had an exotic Korean girlfriend?
- yawn* I think you've just trying to keep up.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:40:46
Message Number 13711
SS> Let's hear it. You know how much I love stories. hehehe
TS> Yup....esp telling them.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......(furiously tapping) Well, I've heard enough of
your military stories to write a long, dull book. *yawn*
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:45:58
Message Number 13712
Yes, I just read it. Grrrrrrrr.......I thought you were on my side.
You turncoat. Just because I don't have a 69 Super Sport...yet.
hehheehhehehehehhee
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:50:14
Message Number 13713
SS>(spouting more machismo come ons0
SA>No comment. I have a feeling that "under you" is a very dangerous
SA>place to be.
Hmmm. As many women as he (actually does) go through, you are actually
fairly accurate with that comment.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SILVERDAWN
Subject: Greetings
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:54:34
Message Number 13714
Silverdawn. Cool handle. Howdja get it?
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: CRACKED
Subject: HOWDY=
Date & Time: 03/10/91 12:58:28
Message Number 13715
HOWDY...Do you always post in capitals? I wonder if you might think
us hard of hearing....
Anyway, welcome. Always nice to have new users...contribute to the
conversations; even one-liners are a good contribution...nay, are
the most common contribution around here!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:05:44
Message Number 13716
SA>Hmmmm. How are your cards holding out?
I dunno, I haven't gotten to the end of the deck yet, though...but
I've already used both my jokers.... I wonder if I can use the
one hidden up my sleeve successfully...?
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:08:12
Message Number 13717
SA>I was trying to knock some of the macho BS outta him.
SS>Y'know, it won't work...
TS>Snort
4
SA>Heheheh. Spoken by someone who knows him.
Yup...but I guess that macho doesn't really describe him...after all,
you can't really call a guy who like to walk around in cut-off PJ's,
a tank top three sizes too big and three dangling earrings "Macho".
Hmmm. I think a better word would be egotistical. He thinks he looks
good in this outfit.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:11:03
Message Number 13718
Nope...I didn't see it. But I think it's pretty bad that they got
caught. People just don't beat the hell outta people for no reason...
esp cops.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:12:02
Message Number 13719
SA>Korean girlfriend. Maybe you and SS should compare nots.
Ah, I don't think so. She wasn't exactly the exotic type, other than
she was oriental...besides, Koreans and Japaneese have NOTHING in
common, and they'd be the first to insist it.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:13:30
Message Number 13720
SA>BTW, Scott, if you are reading this[,] I'm sorry about the typ-0,
SA>Scoot.
Oh, I like it! Scoot...no, Scooter! Oh, yeah....SCOOTER!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:15:00
Message Number 13721
SS>Trying to muscle (car) your way in on Savvik, hmm?
Yeah, but she won't have me...I think she only has perverted thoughts
for you, Scott.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:16:20
Message Number 13722
TS>Besides, the word exotic makes me think of a Korean girlfreind I
TS>used to have
SS>Were we supposed to [be] impressed that you had an exotic Korean
SS>girlfriend?
Scott, I don't feel the need to impress anyone.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:17:43
Message Number 13723
SS> Let's hear it. You know how much I love stories. heheh.
TS>Yup...esp. telling them.
SS>GRRRRRR.....(furiously tapping [on keyboard]) Well, I've heard enough
SS>of your military stories to write a long, dull book. *yawn*
Well, I must admit, the stories you tell *do* belong in Penthouse...
but at least all mine are real life experiences.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:28:51
Message Number 13724
SA> No comment. I have a feeling that "under you" is a very dangerous
SA> place to be.
TS> Hmmmm...As many women as he (actually does) go through, you are
TS> actually fairly accurate with that comment.
Scott Steel....ummmmm.....has NO comment whatsoever. (don't bother
trying to get one either.)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:32:39
Message Number 13725
TS> ...walks around in cut-offs PJ's....
They are not PJ's
TS> He thinks he looks good in that outfit.
Actually I don't care, it's comfortable.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:35:05
Message Number 13726
TS> Oh, I like it! Scoot....no, Scooter! Oh, yeah....SCOOTER!
I could live with that. Actually it's a pretty happening name.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/10/91 13:36:43
Message Number 13727
SS> Let's hear it. You know how much I love stories. heheh
TS> Yup....esp. telling them.
SS> GRRRRRR.....(furiously tapping on keyboard) Well, I've heard enough
SS> of your militray stories to write a long, dull book. *yawn*
TS> Well, I must admit, the stories you tell *do* belong in Penthouse...
TS> but at least all mine are real life experiences.
Oof. Oof. Scott goes down. 1......2........3.....he's pinned.
You know damn well I can't respond to that. If I say, "But, I'm telling
the truth." No one would believe me, and YOU would reply something to
the effect of "Manifest Bullshit (tm)". On the other hand, if I reply
any other way, my image would be blown.
Arrggggghh, I want a re-match.
"Class Dismissed. It's time to go the your next class. That's all
(hopefully) for the day in Scott bashing 101.
Hey, somebody, anybody, I need a doctor. I feel so alone. (whimper)
Geeez....that hurt...he countered me and then pinned me in one shot.
(still lying on the floor, contemplating what to do next, hell, he's
already left the ring and I'm still dazed.) Oof, Unkle. Please!
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From: TURTLE
To: RUFUS
Subject: Let's Party!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:04:51
Message Number 13729
Re: RENFEST: Yep, I know. Wratt and Mike and Nadia and Kelly
and I are planning to go sometime in the fuzzy future; I'll let you
know when so we can make it a regular furry venture.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Still Blushing
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:06:07
Message Number 13730
>...I didn't do anything to deserve it (police handcuffing me), I swear!
Yeah, that's what they ALL say. "I didn't do nothin', Yer Honor, and
what's more, I promise I'll never do it again!"
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From: TURTLE
To: SILVERDAWN
Subject: Greetings
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:07:29
Message Number 13731
>Good evening, Gentlemen.
Good evening.
>I hope you don't mind taking on a new user.
Never. Welcome aboard. Mind the kittycat in the corner; it belongs
to Schroedinger, and it's always underfoot...you can never tell if it's
coming or going. Glad to have you here.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: choices
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:12:14
Message Number 13732
>Ever notice it's easier to come up with a "slam" when posting...
Depends. A really creative, nasty slam is a work of art that may take
days or weeks to produce. Your garden-variety slam comes as easily to
some people as idle conversation about the weather, and is about as
interesting.
One thing I do wish more people would do (and this applies most strongly
to Mr. Steel) is to be somewhat less easy to provoke. The recent
exchange between Mr. Steel and Groucho, for example, is just the sort
of nastiness that can be avioded althogether if people will not
attribute to malice what can be explained by ignorance, sarcasm, or
whatever. (This is a rule on many Fido systems, and a damn good one,
IMHO.)
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From: TURTLE
To: CRACKED
Subject: HOWDY=
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:16:26
Message Number 13733
Howdy back atcha. One good Midwestern greeting deserves another,
I always say.
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:18:38
Message Number 13734
>Oh, real good. Add insult to injury...
Who, me? I don't have a malicious bone in my body. Still, that whole
situation was kind of tailor-made for a little petty malice, wasn't it?
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: HA!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:21:22
Message Number 13735
>Hmmm..."*snort*"? Do I sense some dissention in the ranks?
What? Dissention over an upstart newbie system like TAC, that grew up in
the shadow of The Wyvern's Den and aLTER rEALITY, whose sysop was intro-
duced to furrydom by the sysops of those two systems, claiming to be the
furry Grand Central Station for all of Florida? Naah...I am, after al,
a co-sysop on TAC (as well as moderator of one of the natinal echoes
there and co-moderator of another) and I did officially induct Tyler
into the ranks of the MSTF, so I guess it doesn't matter...(but wait
'til I get Fido-capable myself! Bwa ha ha ha!)
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: CLICK!!!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:24:53
Message Number 13736
T> I'm one of the most lovable...
TS> *snort*.
Ya got something to say, then say it, bud! You tryin' to imply something
or what?
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:26:42
Message Number 13737
T> I prefer the term "exotic." I have very...exotic tastes.
TS> I think a better term would be eccentric.
I prefer "exotic," thankyewverymuch. When I think "eccentric," I think
of a 98-year-old millionaire who insists that his poached eggs be
served at precisely 8:43 AM on an Austrian leaded crystal pedestal.
Besides, how would you know, anyway?
>Besides, the word exotic makes me think of a Korean girlfriend I used
>to have.
There you go...I've always had a weakness for Asian women (and exotic is
definitely the right word for some of the practices that have come out
of that corner of the world...)
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:29:45
Message Number 13738
T>although Murr was actually very sweet.
TS>And incredibly large. I seem to recall a certain sauran almost
TS>s-s-suffocatin
When you get a six-foot-plus mouse in bed with a four-foot-eight turtle,
certain logistical problems are bound to arise, sepecially when the
six-foot mouse in question is very aggressive. It all sorted itself out
in the end, though.
TS>BTW who was playing Murr anyway?
You really don't remember? Shame on you.
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Let's Party!!!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:32:08
Message Number 13739
>...are gifts in order?
Not really, although if you want to present me with a Sun SPARCstation
I won't mind. Since it is an open-invitation furry party, though, I'd
say not. Up to you.
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: *snort*
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:33:12
Message Number 13740
SS>A sexually knowledgeable Scott Steel.
TS>Oh, please.
SS>Nawh, just being honest.
TS>*Snort* Oh, please.
Well, we seem to have a dissention in the ranks here. Scott, you
gotta watch this guy, he's nasty. He's pretty straightforward about
expressing his opinion, too...which might just be more objective than
yours, neh? (laughing out loud). And this from the same Mr. Steel
who kept referring to me as, how did he put it, "the board's resident
stud-muffin"??
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:37:08
Message Number 13741
>Ah, well, we set our goals in life but we end up taking the cards
>dealt to us.
Or we don't set any goals at all and we don't play the game. Less stress
that way, and a lot more fun, too.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Cops & You
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:38:40
Message Number 13742
I saw this videotape on MTV once: this demonstration was going on in
this city and the cops came in with nightsticks and started laying into
everyone within reach. The guy taping it was up on a fire escape, and he
filmed these two cops running up the fire escape after him. They dragged
him off of it and started beating him into a pulp, while the camcorder
was still running. The guy was trying to cooperate with them completely
but they just kept beating him without stopping, even after they had him
in handcuffs. Good stuff. I've met some police officers like that, in
Ft. Myers; they were the class bully in grade school, and all their live
wanted to be cops so they could carry a gun and arrest people. Real
badasses, at least in their own estimation, and they walk around
swaggering under the weight of their own badge and nightstick. Not all
cops are like that, sure, but the ones that are make me sick.
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Stuff, IV
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:44:16
Message Number 13743
>People just don't beat the hell out of people for no reason...
>esp. cops.
Not true. Not true at all. I've seen people on both sides of the
fence--police officers and not--who get off beating the shit out
of other people. It happens.
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Asia & You
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:45:57
Message Number 13744
>...besides, Koreans and Japanese have NOTHING in common, and they'd
>be the first to insist it.
Yep. I never could understand the pathological cultural hatred between
Koreans and Japanese...in Japan there are private investigators who do
nothing but find out if a particular person has any Korean ancestory,
and Japanese who are even vaguely Korean anywhere in their lineage can;
have trouble finding work, a place to live, etc. Stupid shit.Sort of
reminds me of the way this country would be toward gays if some people
had their way (not necessarily you in specific, before you explode).
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: ...
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:49:00
Message Number 13745
>Oh, yeah....SCOOTER!
Now that's kicking a man when he's down, doncha think?
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: No Comment?
Date & Time: 03/10/91 14:50:04
Message Number 13746
>Scott Steel....umm.....has NO comment whatsoever.
For a man who was doing a pretty good job at trying to be the board's
resident up-and-coming stud-cupcake, that's downright disappointing.
C'mon, Tiger, you can do better than that!
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From: GROUCHO
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Cretin
Date & Time: 03/10/91 17:56:34
Message Number 13747
If you had any intellect at all (doubtful) you would have realized that
I was being fascetious in my initial post and was baiting those users
out there without the intellect to see the hook and take the bait ....
Well ... look who bit. You wannt fence, you better arm yourself.
Groucho
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From: GROUCHO
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Thank you
Date & Time: 03/10/91 18:02:31
Message Number 13748
Your input, and appreciation are gratefully accepted. At least you can
enjoy a little humor in life. Looking forward to some great discussion
various topics etc.
Groucho
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From: GROUCHO
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Thug Bash
Date & Time: 03/10/91 18:06:25
Message Number 13749
Not only will the guy walk away (limp?) from the beating those cops
gave him, but in all likelihood with a nice fat wallet when he gets
through with the lawsuits. I think he should be compensated, regardless
what he may have done. Those cops gave the rest of the LA police force
a nasty black eye too. Very unfortunate.
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From: GROUCHO
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Olive Branch
Date & Time: 03/10/91 18:15:50
Message Number 13750
After reading Turtle's message regarding "tolerance" in BBS interactions
I find that there is very little merit in continuing the little dialogue
we have begun. Certainly no good will result, unless you consider that
the rest of the users on the board will get a great deal of entertainmen
from reading the posts. I am not particularly adverse to entertaining
anybody (dueling is great!) but none of the messages would produce what
I would call /growth/. One-upmanship is great, but possibly is both
unwanted and unwarranted on the BBS.
Turtle ... I concede the point to you and will attempt to be NICE.
s
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From: MICHAEL ALLEN
To: TURTLE
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/10/91 21:20:41
Message Number 13751
SOUNDS LIKE FUN UNTILL THE COP'S SHOW UP ! THEN WHAT?
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:05:49
Message Number 13752
SA> I loved the way the movie ended.
Ahhhh! You /did/ watch it! So where is the ailing guitar coming from?
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Pervading
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:06:53
Message Number 13753
SA> Sounds like you've been very close with this particular YoYo.
Yeah - it supervised the total dissection of Lori's carb from the
crafty vantage point of under the destructions where it could
nibble on the odd stray parts that rolled by - Turtle refuses
the feed the poor thing and insists on pulling its' chain on a
regular basis to listen to it whirr for mercy.
===========
From: JONBOY
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:11:05
Message Number 13754
SS> You copy Turtle too much.
Braaaackkkkkk! How'd you know which way the sincerist form of
flattery goes being a relative newcomer? Mayhaps the style
evolved independently (which is actually the case by the way)
as we have BBS's thru the years...
An Old-timer JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:13:10
Message Number 13755
SS> Why do you think I picked an oriental chick
Welll - ninja's are rather passe' about now and the actual outlook
of ninjutsu isn't really suitable for a sexy character unless the
ways of power have been bent more than a little last I looked...
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:14:58
Message Number 13756
T> You ever hear of one called "Seven Knots toHeaven"?
Yes and actually it feels great - as might be expected the prep
work requires a different mental attitude. I've heard that more
than one girl helps as one can distract you while the other is
"prepping" you. There are others that are *ahem* even stranger.
But nevertheless sound interesting to me.
A broad-minded JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Let's Party!!!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:17:55
Message Number 13757
T> To celebrate the occasion of Turte's birth.
Actually to pick that nit running away at breakneck speed - we will
be there to celebrate the fact that you have managed to cheat the
fates for an additional year coincidentally on the date that you
were first foisted on a unprepared world wailing for the succour of
the Great Aardvark or at least a Dew.
PS: I'll be there!
(oboyoboyoboyuoboy a party!)
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From: JONBOY
To: RUFUS
Subject: Let's Party!
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:27:34
Message Number 13758
R>BARF) will be going on in Largo. It's worth the price to get in,
Ok - any thing more to get us going? Anyone going?
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From: JONBOY
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Thank you
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:29:41
Message Number 13759
SS> Also, your very first post I and others found insultive.
Well Scott - I suspect that I know this p[articular individual
(believe it or not I recognize his style). and he just likes to pull
chains. He's good at it too. When he swings - swing back he loves it
and can't resist a true battle of wits. Just don't get sore if ya lose.
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: choices
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:33:33
Message Number 13760
SA> Guess it's that beast inside of me, clawing to get out.
Actually I did a thesis paper once on the fact that our entire culture
has drifted from the "deeper" aspects of humor and is now stuck in
the "one-liner" rut where the most common type of "humor" is simply
a one-liner at someones expense. Comes from the "get-it-now"
and the "me-me-me-mine-mine-mine-gimme-gimme-gimme" syndromes.
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Definition
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:37:47
Message Number 13761
Hey Dave - I jusrt read the perfect definition of the problem we
were discussing about "vacations" from girlfriends and finally
being overcome by the biological urge once again. From all people
Orson Scott Card in his new book "Folk of the Fringe" he says that
when you start thinking of women and getting married and such -
he refers to it as "testosterone poisoning".....
I laughed a good minute or so on that one and figured my buddy Dave
would like it too...
A ROFL JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Message
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:42:03
Message Number 13762
TS> 300 - 00 00 EA A9 08 4C ED FD 00
But Dave - you have to load something into the break vector before
the interrupt will do anything besides jump to BASIC. The code you
list loads the accumulator with the character 8 (backspace in the
monitor ROM) and jumps to the COUT routine which will simply move the
cursor back one - assuming that you do 302G and not 3D0G which
bails out to BASIC. Gee - I really do remember that crap.
A Apple-for-too-many-days JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:49:05
Message Number 13763
TS> besides, Koreans and Japaneese have NOTHING in common,
Oh yes they do, they hate each others guts and would just as soon
exterminate the other if they could. Matter of fact I can think of
oops - make that can't think of one oriental country in southeast
asia that likes another. The Laotians hate the Vietnamese, and the
Thais who hate the Cambodians and the Laotions etc etc... really
a lot of hate over there. BTW - my sources? The people themselves.
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Cops & You
Date & Time: 03/10/91 22:56:26
Message Number 13764
T> swaggering under the weight of their own badge and nightstick.
Amen - I have had several run-ins with that sort. Everf notice they
tend to be short like maybe a Napolean complex? Little bastards.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/11/91 00:25:53
Message Number 13768
SS:Just because I don't have a 69 Super Sport.....(keyword) yet.
Yet? Are you planning a future purchase. Buying stock in the M & M
company??
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/11/91 00:27:59
Message Number 13769
TS: As many women as he (actually does) go through, you are actually
fairly accurate with that comment.
Again, from someone who knows him, eh?
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/11/91 00:32:49
Message Number 13770
TS: (evil description of Scott Steel)
You forgot to slam him about the Chevette. Now there's a macho car for
you. Putt putt putt.
I should talk, I drive a Lynx. Erg!
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/11/91 00:34:33
Message Number 13771
No, maybe the cops had a reason to "detain" the guy or even bash him
once or twice to control him. But, come one, they mauled the sucker.
"In living color".
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Scoot
Date & Time: 03/11/91 00:36:04
Message Number 13772
Hehehehe. Scooter. The Scooter of Steel. Disguised as mild mannered
Clark Kent....(Super Scoot speech follows).
I have this vision of a moped in my mind.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/11/91 00:37:47
Message Number 13773
No comment.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/11/91 00:38:48
Message Number 13774
SS:I've heard enough of your military stories to write a long, dull,
book. *yawn*
TS:I must admit, the stories you tell do belong in Penthouse....
but at least all mine are real life experiences.
POW, BIFF, OOFF!!!! Nailed again. STay down, Scott!!! Oh, look, he's
up again. DUCK!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/11/91 00:42:02
Message Number 13775
TS: Scooter.
SS: I could live with that. Actually it's a pretty happening name.
Yah, on the Muppet show. :) See I can do that too.
And by the way, you forgot to say "So there! Nah! (sticking out tongue)
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/11/91 00:44:16
Message Number 13776
TS:(more Scott bashing)
SS:Oof, Unkle. PLease!
Aw, poor baby. (rubbing salt in your wounds). Now I know what the
Specialist handle means. When he gets done with you, you need one.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/11/91 00:50:27
Message Number 13777
T:Or we don't set any goals at all and we don't play the game. Less
stress that way, and a lot more fun, too.
How can you get anywhere if you don't set some goals? Does it all just
fall into place somewhere along the line? True, less stress (less money,
less ect, ect.) No matter what you say now, somewhere along the line,
you must have set a goal for yourself. Maybe you're not letting it run
your entire life by not being flexible to change, but the goals are
there.
True? Or not?
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Cops & You
Date & Time: 03/11/91 00:53:34
Message Number 13778
That was the kind of cop that nailed me on the stolen gun issue.
I found out later via another cop that this guy considered himself to
be Sarasota's Dirty Harry. I thought he was gonna wop me when I kicked
him. Well, he did slam me into the glass counter. But he never said
the classic "Halt, police officer" line, nor did he flash me a badge
until I was (face pressed into the counter) and cuffed. Of course by
then, I'd already figured it out.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stuff, IV
Date & Time: 03/11/91 00:56:52
Message Number 13779
Hard to imagine the mentality of someone who enjoys physically bashing
another person like that. Must be a whole closetful of pent up
hostilities. I know cops get burned out and sometimes start seeing "the
common folk" the same way we might see cattle. But, Jesus, I wouldn't
even beat a cow like that!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Thug Bash
Date & Time: 03/11/91 01:00:45
Message Number 13780
You are right about those cops giving "all" cops a bad rep. I saw a
black woman chased down and cuffed the other day (unfortunatly in my
neighborhood there are crack dealers closing in). She was kicking and
clawing and spewing some pretty nasty remarks but the cops were very
careful not to harm her or let her harm herself in the struggle.
They never said a bad word (that I could hear) to her, and they weren't
aware that I was watching. There are good cops out there, I have met
plenty, but no one ever hears about them (unless they are on the "larger
than life" Top Cops program".
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From: SAAVIK
To: MICHAEL ALLEN
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/11/91 01:05:23
Message Number 13781
MA: Sounds like fun until the cop's show up! Then what?
Well, Turtle has a wicked set of handcuffs (yes, there I go again) and
we could.....naw, our luck we'd all get bashed (sigh, and no video cam
to gain a law suit off of it). WE could always sick the Yo Yo on them .
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/11/91 01:07:26
Message Number 13782
Yes I did watch it (war of the roses) Great flick.
The guitar is not ailing (I am), it's wailing. I mean screaming!!!
Yes, live concert at my house..... BYOE.... Bring your own Earplugs.
The tunes are great but after about six reps, ERG!
Just my husband practicing..........
"Hey little Baby let me light your candle, cos Mamma I'm sure
hard to handle......"
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Pervading
Date & Time: 03/11/91 01:10:22
Message Number 13783
We must save this poor abused, alien Yo Yo from the self reputed lovable
Turtle. I think he was pulling OUR chain on THAT one. Hmmmph! Picking
on a more defenseless circular object.
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/11/91 01:12:41
Message Number 13784
Welcome to the Perversion Acadamy Awards..........and the winner is
(drum roll please, Scott) (slowly opening the envelope)
NO CARRIER
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: choices
Date & Time: 03/11/91 06:26:47
Message Number 13786
S> Guess it's that beast inside of me, clawing to get out.
that must be quite hard on the clothes. *]:)
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: HA!
Date & Time: 03/11/91 11:42:20
Message Number 13788
T>*snort*
TS> "*Snort*"?
T>What? Dissention over an upstart newbie system like TAC?
Yes, that's my question.
T>Nah,...after all, I'm a co-sysop...
Um hum. And on an Amiga, at that...
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: CLICK!!!
Date & Time: 03/11/91 11:44:10
Message Number 13789
Just because one is lovable, doesn't mean that one *is* loved...by all
or by a few.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/11/91 11:45:21
Message Number 13790
TS>BTW who was playing Murr?
T>You really don't remember? Shame on you.
And shame on you for sidestepping a legitimate question. Who
played Murr?
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Asia & You
Date & Time: 03/11/91 11:48:39
Message Number 13791
T>I could never understand the pathological cultural hatred between
T>Koreans and Japanese...
Well, listen to this and see if you can gain some further insight
Korea used to belong to Japan, or more accurately, the Empire of
Japan. Japan colonized them, destroyed thier culture, and used them
as slaves and servants until the end of WWII, whereupon the Korean
peninsula was divvied up between the Communist north and the Republican
south. (And then came the Korean conflict.) Can you draw any
conclusions? Or any parallels between white America and black America
(like slavery, for instance)? Japanese consider Koreans to be no
better than the average Cracker considers a black to be.
Pathological, to be sure, but culturally rooted. Which brings me to
an interesting insult, (in the Korean language), with likewise
interesting cultural connections. The insult, literally translated
reads "Your mother has a bald pussy." -- Culturally translated, it means
"Your mother is a Japanese whore." The background is that most
Japanese Gieshas are not allowed to show pubic hair, so most of them
shave that zone.
Wups...well, you get the idea...it's as if a cracker had told another
that the other's mother walked the streets in Harlem. Get it?
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: JONBOY
Subject: Definition
Date & Time: 03/11/91 12:04:27
Message Number 13792
JB> "testosterone poisoning"...
I like it, I like it...GFNTM - Giggling For Next Ten Minutes
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: JONBOY
Subject: Message
Date & Time: 03/11/91 12:09:50
Message Number 13793
Uh huh. I remembered the addresses, the instruction set, and the
way back to basic...but I didn't remember what the hell $FFED did.
I did, however remember the hex addr to clear the screen...I used it
often. Remember, all I did with those programs was to put my name in
them...and convert the tough ones over to Prodos...which insured that
the ones I converted to ProDOS contained my handle:
CRACKED BY THE SPECIALIST
I used to have the entire code in a small file, which I would load
into whatever space I could find available...you know, most of the
games started at 768 ($300) and I could find a JMP from there...I just
stuck in my code before the JMP...or I put it just before the
address of the JMP and told it to JMP there instead. The conversion to
ProDOS really messed up a lot of hackers days...but I just switched to
before $800 (or just after) to make all the 3.3 fit into ProDOS. The
toughest game to port over was STARBLAZER...took me amost a week to
fit all the code in...I finally ended up splitting it into segments
and using Sourceror & Merlin Pro....
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/11/91 12:18:37
Message Number 13794
I can't slam him about the Chevette, I talked him into it, practically.
Actually, he is a truck man...you should have seen the Awesom Ford
Ranger he used to have...'fore he took it back.
Shoulda got that Camaro, Scott....
===========
From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff, IV
Date & Time: 03/11/91 12:23:37
Message Number 13795
Maybe the guy made a pass at him...I could exercise my chucks firmly
in that case.
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From: TIBERIUS
To: TURTLE
Subject: Tandy Bashing..
Date & Time: 03/11/91 13:21:26
Message Number 13796
>had four double-density disk drives
I started out with the basic package and by the time I was rich enough
to afford a disk based system, Tandy had d/c 'ed the Model 1 and were
promoting the Model 3. I had to go third party to get the expansion
chassis (wow, 48k!!) and was filling out the system with disks and a
modem when CP/M hit big, and the company we were dealing with at work
gave me a TeleVideo TPC1 to play with. Now, my Model 1 is sitting in the
attic gathering dust. I went from a TPC1 to my first XT, then a 386.
===========
From: TIBERIUS
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tandy Bashing..
Date & Time: 03/11/91 13:27:25
Message Number 13797
>The government uses Tandy?
The government USED Tandy. They are getting rid of all kinds of stuff
now, including all their old VAX and DEC stuff, too.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Thug Bash
Date & Time: 03/11/91 18:34:26
Message Number 13799
>I think he should be compensated, regardless of what he might have
>done.
I'd more like to see the police officers responsible dismissed from the
force. Thugs have no business wearing uniforms.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: MICHAEL ALLEN
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/11/91 18:38:18
Message Number 13800
> SOUNDS LIKE FUN UNTIL THE COP'S SHOW UP ! THEN WHAT?
Hasn't happened yet, and I've hosted many furry parties in my time.
Please do not type in ALL CAPS when you enter a message...
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Pervading
Date & Time: 03/11/91 18:39:47
Message Number 13801
> Yeah- it supervised the total dissection of Lori's carb...
Did I tell you that she got the surging problem fixed? Brought it in to
Subaru, and the techs there told her the carb needed to be rebuilt. When
she explained that that had just been done, they poked a little further
and ended up dismantling the fuel pump and changing the filter inside
the pump. Funny thing about that--her service manual makes no mention of
a fuel filter inside the fuel pump, and doesn't show it on the exploded
view. Grr...
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/11/91 18:42:37
Message Number 13802
>There are other things that are *ahem* even stranger.
Hmmm....
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Humor
Date & Time: 03/11/91 18:44:22
Message Number 13803
>Comes from the "get-it-now" and the "me-me-me-mine-mine-mine-gimme-
>gimme-gimme" syndromes.
Naah...there has always been that part of the population that is only
amused at the sight of someone slipping and falling on an icy pavement.
Problem is, that part of the population is now in the boardrooms and
stockrooms, pulling the strings, throwing the muscle, and driving the
BMW's...so they're the ones you notice now. Demographics, ya know?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/11/91 18:48:07
Message Number 13804
>How can you get anywhere if you don't set some goals?
Same way you get anywhere if you DO set goals. We're all heading for the
same place...it's just that some people believe once you're past the
grave nothing can go wrong.
>C'mon, you must've set some goals somewhere down the line.
Nope.
>...flexible enough to change...
Indecision is the basis of flexibility. :) I've noticed that the only
truly, fundamentally happy people I know are more concerned with
enjoying life than with setting calendars, and are content to just drift
along and have a good time. On the other hand, I know plenty of people
who know exactly where they are, where they are going, and what they
plan to get along the way--and for the most part they're a bunch of
miserable, pissed-off bastards. As for having money and whatnot--well,
a bird in the hand is worth what it will bring, and you still can't
take it with you...
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/11/91 18:53:15
Message Number 13805
>...(sigh, and no video cam to get a lawsuit off of it).
Rest assured there most certainly WILL be at least one (possiblt
two) video cameras at the furry party, as well as a number of pretty
good artists...if you have a religious thing about having your soul
pinned to photographic or other media, you're out of luck.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Pervading
Date & Time: 03/11/91 18:54:58
Message Number 13806
>Hmmmph! Picking on a more defenseless circular object.
Hey! What is a yoyo's purpose in life? Why, to be bounced up and down
on a string, of course. So by doing this thing to this yoyo (which I
am playing with even as I type this), I am helping it to fulfill its
purpose and achieve its destiny. Why, I ought to get a humanitarian
award!
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: HA!
Date & Time: 03/11/91 18:57:21
Message Number 13807
>Um hum. And on an Amiga, at that...
Hey! I *like* Amigas, so there! I just so happen, for your information,
to be co-sysop on not one but TWO Amiga systems (hmph!), and what's
more, I LIKE it. So there.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/11/91 18:59:31
Message Number 13808
>And shame on you for sidestepping a legitimate question. Who played
>Murr?
Max, of course. The only person I know who's famous in at least two
states for his "Understated Sex Scenes (tm)".
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Asia & You
Date & Time: 03/11/91 19:01:58
Message Number 13809
>Get it?
Yes. Thank you. (No sarcasm intended.) I never had a handle on the whole
Japan-Korea "thing" before, so that was actually quite interesting.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: Tandy Bashing..
Date & Time: 03/11/91 19:04:19
Message Number 13810
>I went from a TCP1 to my first XT, then a 386.
You still got the CP/M machine? If so, you ought to try running
Z-System on it. Z-System came out as a CP/M replacement about the time
MS-DOS was first hacked out of CP/M 2.2, and they've been developing
divergently since then. Z has a lot of the nice features of MS-DOS
(like named directories, a decent batch file processor, that sort
of thing) and adds things MS-DOS still hasn't caught up with--command
aliasing, extended command processors, a shell stack, a user-supplied
error handler--and a few features you need external programs to get
out of MS-DOS, like command histories and I/O redirection. It also
provides an environment descriptor block, which MS-DOS is supposed to
be adding in version 5, and some other neat things...I bet you'd start
using the Televideo again if you tried it out.
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From: TURTLE
To: ALL
Subject: We're baaack!
Date & Time: 03/18/91 00:24:00
Message Number 13811
Yes, after a week-long hiatus caused by a sudden, unexpected financial
crisis and certain problems with the Powers that Be at GTE, we're
once again back on the air. Sorry about the inconvenience; with luck,
this sort of thing won't happen again... :)
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From: KEN SABLE
To: TURTLE
Subject: Humor
Date & Time: 03/18/91 13:07:40
Message Number 13812
> driving the BMW's ...
HEY! *I* happen to _like_ BMW's ... They are really nice cars, (And
Impressive looking as well ...) And they go fast, and if you drive
them fast enough through a puddle next to someone on a sidewalk, you can
drench the poor sob! MOHAHAHAHAHA! :>
\\ Sable
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From: KEN SABLE
To: TURTLE
Subject: Tandy Bashing..
Date & Time: 03/18/91 13:12:21
Message Number 13813
at are those Environment thingies anyways? My Amy has an ENV: device
that alot of programs check, but never really worry about. What does
it do? (All the manual sez is that is isn't used in v 1.3 of the
operating system .. Does 2.0 use it?)
\\ Sable
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From: SAAVIK
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: choices
Date & Time: 03/18/91 13:28:37
Message Number 13815
YAY!!!!! YIPPEEEEEEE!!!! Alter Reality is BAAAAACKKKKK!!!!!! (pant pant)
S> Guess it's that beast inside of me, clawing to get out.
KO>That must be quite hard on the clothes.
Ah, well, I just tell everyone it's the latest fashion. The easy way to
get your jeans and T-shirts ripped.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Stuff, IV
Date & Time: 03/18/91 13:33:42
Message Number 13816
T>Maybe the guy made a pass at him.....
Yeah, right. Here's a couple of cops chasing him down for "whatever" and
he turns around and says something suggestive to them. I'm sure whatever
he said DID have to do with fornication but I'll bet it was spoken with
a "YOU" behind it.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: Tandy Bashing..
Date & Time: 03/18/91 13:36:15
Message Number 13817
I see. Sort of. I don't know what VAX and DEC is. What is the government
using now??
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Thug Bash
Date & Time: 03/18/91 13:37:27
Message Number 13818
T>I'd more like to see the police officers responsible dismissed.....
Ahmen to that. I wouldn't like to see the "victem" compensated, so to
speak. Whatever he did, he won't be prosecuted for it, I'm sure. But
those cops do not belong in an association who's motto is "To serve and
protect." Unless he attacked them first, they had no business doing
anymore than cuffing and stuffing him.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/18/91 13:41:26
Message Number 13819
Words of wisdom from a carefree Turtle. (big sigh).
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/18/91 13:42:55
Message Number 13820
I hope to bring a video camera. myself. But I didn't get your last line
"if you have a religious thing about having your soul pinned to photo-
graphic,ect...you're out of luck." Pardon this dense Vulcan, but what
did that mean?
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Pervading
Date & Time: 03/18/91 13:47:05
Message Number 13821
An award? You should be content with the satisfaction of knowing that
you are making the Yo Yo a productive member of society.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: We're baaack!
Date & Time: 03/18/91 13:48:57
Message Number 13822
Just happy that you're back. Heavy Alter REality withdrawl during the
week!!!!
By the way, are you going to post directions to your house for the Furry
Party????
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From: SAAVIK
To: KEN SABLE
Subject: Humor
Date & Time: 03/18/91 13:50:45
Message Number 13823
KS>I happen to like BMW's....if you drive them fast enough through a
puddle next to someone on a sidewalk, you can drench the poor sob!!
I can do that with my Mercury Lynx and I didn't have to take out a
second mortgage to buy it. (Just the promise of the third born)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Let's Party!
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:15:25
Message Number 13824
Ahhhhhh, yesssssss, aLTER rEALITY is back. Thank the gods. I really
needing a fix. Whew....just in time. Glad to have it back, Turtle.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: choices
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:17:46
Message Number 13825
T> ...(and this applies most strongly to Mr. Steel) is to be somewhat
less easy to provoke.
Sorry. I guess I should make sure that I post here before call Warren
Peace and fight in the Dogs of War.
I'll try to behave. (hehehehe)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: *snort*
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:22:37
Message Number 13826
T> Scott, you gotta watch this gut, he's nasty (referring to the
T> Specialist)
Yeah, I know, try living with him.
T> Ans this from the same Mr. Steel who kept referring to me as,
T> how did he put it, "The board's resident stud-muffin"??
Well, call me fickle.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: ...
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:27:23
Message Number 13827
TS> Oh, yeah....SCOOTER!
T> Now that's kicking a man when he's down, doncha think?
He'd kick me if I was died. (Just kidding, so don't explode) hehhe
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: No Comment?
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:29:09
Message Number 13828
T> For a man who was doing a pretty good job of trying to be the board's
T> resident up-and-coming stud-cupcake, that's downright dissapointing.
T> C'mon, Tiger, you can do better than that!
Is that a challenge? I mean, you're already known as the resident stud-
muffin, and you want me to try harder? Ummmm....that sounds like a
challenge to me. But I have to get up first, after what the Specialist
did to me. Boy, I guess, I had better watch him more carefully.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Cretin
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:32:40
Message Number 13829
G> You wanna fence, you better arm yourself.
I'd well arms. I just thought you were out opf line. This is not a
fighting BBS. (This peaceful post is due to the fact that Turtle asked
me not to get into it with you, so I won't) Turtle is my friend and I
have respect for the man, therefore let's us digress to a more peaceful
status. Besides, I'd kick your ass. heheheheheh (just kidding)
Sorry, Turtle, I couldn't resist.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Thug Bash
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:36:29
Message Number 13830
I heard on the news one night that the L.A.P.D. has paid out more than
$8 million dollars in compensation to people for mis-treatment, and
the like.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Olive Branch
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:38:45
Message Number 13831
G> Turtle...I concede the point to you and will attempt to be NICE>
Yeah, me too.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: JONBOY
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:40:30
Message Number 13832
Just for clarification...I'm not /that/ new.
A not-so-new Scott Steel
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: JONBOY
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:41:56
Message Number 13833
Well, as far as a ninja chick is conerned, as you know ninja did just
walk around with a sign saying, "Hey, I'm a ninja, don't fuck with me!"
They are discret. I intend to play her as such.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: JONBOY
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:44:07
Message Number 13834
What's the "seven Knots to Heaven"?
A curious Scott Steel
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: JONBOY
Subject: Thank you
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:45:49
Message Number 13835
JB> (Saying he thinks he knows who Groucho is) ..he just likes to pull
chains. He's good at it too. When he swings - swing back he loves it
and can't resist a true battle of wits. Just don't get sore if ya lose.
I have no intentions of losing a battle of wits. I'll be glad to meet
him for a battle anytime at the Dogs of War, but not here.
Groucho, just do me one favor, I'm in the midst of ending a battle
already so wait a little while. Like after the party. I'll be more than
happy to have it out with you then. Okay? But again, for Turtle's sake
let's keep it off this board.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:52:21
Message Number 13836
SA> Yet? Are you planning a future purchase? Buying stock in the M & M
SA> company???
No, just planning on bring some to the party. Do you prefer plain or
peanut. I like both.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:54:16
Message Number 13837
SA> I should talk, I drive a Lynx, Erg!
Well, at least, your car's name sounds like it would be fast.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Scoot
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:56:08
Message Number 13838
SA> hehehehehe, Scooter. The Scooter of Steel, Disguised as mild
SA> mannered Clark Kent...(Super Scoot speech follows).
SA> I have this vision of a moped in my mind.
Hey, I resent that, you can forget about the Super Sport.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/18/91 14:58:55
Message Number 13839
SA> No comment.
Ha, I went back to read the message you replied to. You know it's true.
hehehe (BTW, that was message #17321. Just in case you want to go back
and re-read it. )
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/18/91 15:00:50
Message Number 13840
TS: (more Scott bashing)
SS: Oof, Unkle. Please!
SA> Aww, poor baby. (rubbing salt in your woulds). Now I know what the
SA> Specialist handle means. When he gets done with you, you need one.
Now, you can /definitely/ forget that Super Sport.
You would rub salt in my wounds. Thanks. Grrrrrrrr....Paybacks are
hell, babe.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/18/91 15:06:15
Message Number 13841
SA> Welcome to the Perversion Academy Awards...and the winner is
SA> (Drum roll please, Scott)(Slowly opening the envelope)
SA> *click*
SA> NO CARRIER
Thanks......I think.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/18/91 15:10:38
Message Number 13842
TS> I can't slam him about the Chevette, I talked him into it,
TS> practically. Actually, he is a truck man..you should have seen the
TS> Awesome Ford Ranger he used to have....
TS> Shoulda got that Camaro, Scott...
Yeah, I know. But I will be getting a very nice car when I get that
settlement. I can't wait. Transpo again. YES!
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Pervading
Date & Time: 03/18/91 15:14:27
Message Number 13843
T> (Talking about the fixing of the Subaru)
Well, I glad you finally got it fixed.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/18/91 18:10:19
Message Number 13844
So lemme get this straight...you & Max were writing sexual messages on
a storyboard to each other?
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Asia & You
Date & Time: 03/18/91 18:11:19
Message Number 13845
TS>Get it?
T>Yes. Thank you. I never had a handle on the whole J-K thing...
What? ASTOUNDING! Something that you *didn't* know!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: KEN SABLE
Subject: Humor
Date & Time: 03/18/91 18:13:24
Message Number 13846
BMW-British Motor Works.
Actually, they aren't really *that* good looking, and not really fast...
'bout the only thing that they have going for them is that they are
overpriced. In all my life, I have only ever seen ONE fast BMW...
BMW...Not really good looking, or fast, but at least they're overpriced.
Kinda like the IBM of the British car familiy.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff, IV
Date & Time: 03/18/91 18:15:52
Message Number 13847
T>Maybe the guy made a pass at them...
S>Yeah, right...chasing him down and he turns around and says.
No, when they caught him. Besides, you missed my point entirely. I
was saying that if he HAD then it would have been good reason to beat
the shit outta him.
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From: TURTLE
To: KEN SABLE
Subject: Humor
Date & Time: 03/18/91 18:42:38
Message Number 13849
>HEY! *I* happen to _like_ BMW's...
Figures. But then again, you wear pump-up tennis shoes, so I guess it
just goes to show you, eh? :)
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From: TURTLE
To: KEN SABLE
Subject: Tandy Bashing..
Date & Time: 03/18/91 18:43:35
Message Number 13850
The environment descriptor block (yeah, AmyDS does have one, kinda) is a
description of the computer's hardware and software configuration. It
lets a program know what type of processor it's running on, how much RAM
is available, what the operating system version is, what devices are
available, what device drivers are installed, what the system clock
speed is, that sort of thing. It's most useful for operating systems
that are specifically designed to run on a wide variety of different
types of computers with different procesors and hardware configurations,
like, say, Z-System or MS-DOS...
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Not Tandy stuff
Date & Time: 03/18/91 18:46:47
Message Number 13851
>I don't know what a VAX and DEC is.
DEC is Digital Equipment Corporation, the nation's second-largest
computer manufacturer (right after you-know-who). A VAX is a DEC
mainframe. DEC and IBM are essentially diametrically opposed as
corporations and as computers; IBM tends to make all their machines
incompatible, so if you upgrade from one machine to another you have
to buy all your software again; they make everything proprietary, to
lock third party manufacturers out of the business; they cannot make
a program with fewer than two hundred programmers; they feel that the
best solution to a slow program is to buy a faster computer rather
than optimize the code; they make operating systems that are obtuse
and difficult to use; and they are in general the Nazis of the computer
world. DEC, on the other hand, makes all their equipment compatible
with all their other machines; they support outside companies that
develop stuff for their computers (and even help them market it); they
make operating systems that are famous for their power and simplicity;
they continue to support their machines even after they discontinue
them; and they don't make as much money as IBM.
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From: RAT
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Handle on it
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:01:33
Message Number 13852
All of us have a little evil in us. Well, except for my brother. You
call your friend evil and in fact, you are as evil as he is! Damn dog!
Take this! And That! Ooops. I killed him. Oh well. Anyway, I think
you could use a psyc. May I recommend a Rat. That'll be 50 bucks.
See ya!
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From: RAT
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Ping pong
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:08:44
Message Number 13853
My dog thinks you're cute! Lucky guy.
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From: RAT
To: ALL
Subject: Jokes
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:15:16
Message Number 13854
I heard your mom had an operation.......How is HE.
I met your parents last night.....They're really nice GUYS.
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From: RAT
To: ALL
Subject: just jokes
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:21:37
Message Number 13855
Q: What is the first thing Adam said to Eve?
A: Stand back! I don't know how big this thing's gonna get!!
Q: What were the most obsene words spoken on TV?
A: Ward. Don't you think you were kind of hard on the Beaver last
night?
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:36:27
Message Number 13856
>Words of wisdom from a carefree Turtle. (big sigh).
Huh?
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:36:54
Message Number 13857
>Pardon this dense Vulcan, but what did that mean?
There was at one time a superstition among American Indians (and some
other people, including Austrailian aboriginies, I believe) that if
you allow yourself to be photographed, your soul is trapped by the
camera and caught on the film--that is how they believed the camera
operates. Since furry parties tend to be documented heavily (lest nobody
believe what went on), if you have such a religious or superstitious
objection to having your likeness recorded photographically you're out
of luck.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: We're baaack!
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:39:57
Message Number 13858
>By the way, are you going to post directions to your house for the
>Furry party?
Hey, there's an idea! Without further ado:
The place is located on US 301 near DeSoto Road (that's where the
airport is). To get there from north (ie, in Bradenton): Travel
south on 301 to DeSoto. Then, keep going south on 301. Half a block from
the DeSoto intersection is a traffic light in front of Shadowood Apart-
ments. Turn in there. If you reach the SuperAmerica on the right-hand
side, you've gone a tad too far; turn around.
To get there from south: Go north on 301. Keep going north until you
come to a SuperAmerica on the left-hand side, shortly after you cross
Myrtle. When you reach the SuperAmerica, keep going north about half
a block until you hit a traffic light in front of Shadowood Apart-
ments. Turn in there. If you get to DeSoto, you've gone too far; turn
around.
In either case, once you've turned into Shadowoood you will be faced
with a left-or-right situation. You go right. Follow the road around
(it's a big circle) until you find a gray Volkswagen Bug with the engine
sticking out the back and swords on the doors. You'll know it, believe
me. Park your car by the Bug. That'll be in front of Building 12.
On the right-hand side of the building, second in from the end, you'll
find Unit 1895. That's mine. There will probably be a furry party sign
on the door, if it's closed (which, depending on the weather, it
probably won't be.) Nothing to it; it's about as easy as falling off
a log over a pit of snakes with large fangs and bad attitudes, and
on the way down realizing that you forgot your Post-It (tm) fish.
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: *snort*
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:47:26
Message Number 13859
>Well, call me fickle.
Okay, you're fickle. Stud-bookend.
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: No Comment?
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:48:36
Message Number 13860
>Is that a challenge? I mean, you're already known as the resident
>stud-muffin...
*snort*
> ...and you want me to try harder?
I dunno, you seem to LIKE being a stud-whatsit. You had best keep an
eye on The Specialist, though; you know he loves kicking a man when he's
mortally wounded.
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:51:04
Message Number 13861
>What's the "seven Knots to Heaven"?
Very, very kinky. You sure you want to know?
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:52:39
Message Number 13862
SA> I should talk, I drive a Lynx...
SS>Well, at least your car's name sounds like it should be fast.
Hey, she drives a furry car! I like it.
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:54:18
Message Number 13863
>So lemme get this straight...you & Max were writing sexual messages
>on a storyboard to each other?
No. Max and I were writing messages about our respective characters'
activities. We were no more writing "sexual messages to each other"
than two people whose characters are, say, engaged in hand-to-hand
combat are fighting with each other. (Before you get going [and I think
I can see what's coming] you need to learn to separate the /character/
from the /player/...)
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Asia & You
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:57:06
Message Number 13864
>What? ASTOUNDING! Something that you *didn't* know!
Hey, it happens. In fact, I'd even go so far as to say there are more
things I /don't/ know than things I /do/ know. Reckon.
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Humor
Date & Time: 03/18/91 19:58:39
Message Number 13865
>Kinda like the IBM of the British car family.
[ROFL]
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:00:36
Message Number 13866
SS>What's the "seven knots to heaven?"
awg, he hadda ask. I'm just going to slide right over the explainations.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Tits UP?
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:02:04
Message Number 13867
Plain or peanut? Why, peanut, of course. Green ones.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:03:05
Message Number 13868
Lynx? Fast? Hmmmmm. well, I can go from 0 to 60 in five or ten minutes!!
But only with the wind at my back and a near empty gas tank. That IS one
good thing about the Lynx....., I can drive on fumes for days.
Naw, actually my car's a five speed and it's not too lazy. Of course, it
can't beat a Mustang (TS) but It keeps me from getting run over by
Cadilacs.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Scoot
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:05:52
Message Number 13869
SS>Hey, I resent that, you can forget about the Super Sport.
Wah!!!! Specialist started it!!!!!!!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: 13721
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:07:48
Message Number 13870
Ha!!!! A typo!!!!! You got the message number wrong!!!!! I finally
caught you!!!!!
SS>You know it's true.
Hummmph!! That's quite imagination you have there, Steel. Do you think
you can read me so well?
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:10:21
Message Number 13871
SS>Paybacks are hell, Babe.
You've been paying me back ALL week on Warren with all those annoying
typo corrections. I'd say we were even, wouldn't you? At least, at this
point..... I have a few messages left to read.... You may be in trouble.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Stuff, IV
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:13:49
Message Number 13872
Sorry, I disagree. I don't care if a guy makes a pass at another guy or
not....., he doesn't have the right to beat the shit out of him.
Same goes for a guy making a pass at a woman. There are ways to handle
that without resorting to violence. If violence were the acceptable
responce, there'd be a lot of guys out there sporting eye patches.
God, I'm taking you seriously. Sorry.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Not Tandy stuff
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:17:55
Message Number 13873
DEC vs IBM..... another case of the good guys finishing last, eh?
Know I know where Tandy got the irritating vice of making their products
incompatible with others. Of course, in most cases, the software for
MSDOS works fine on Tandy, but when it comes to hardware, they've got
you by the short hairs.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: RAT
Subject: Handle on it
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:20:43
Message Number 13874
RAT: I think you need a psyc.
Er, ok. I'll take that into consideration.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: RAT
Subject: Ping pong
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:22:38
Message Number 13875
RAT: My dog thinks you're cute!
Is you're dog partial to Vulcans?
A Vulcan Dog Lover,
Saavik
Hey, can I bring him as
a date to the Furry Party????
Is he housebroken?
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: RAT
Subject: Jokes
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:24:23
Message Number 13876
RAT: (assorted gay jokes)
Oh, no. (holding head and crying) Not another fag basher. Just what we
need. Well, TS, I hope you're happy.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:26:17
Message Number 13877
SA: Words of wisdom from a carefree Turtle.
T: Huh?
You were speaking of the virtues of living from moment to moment in life
You know, the un-yuppie puppie stuff.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:27:55
Message Number 13878
T: Explaination of "religious objection to having your likeness recored
ed. (opps) recorded.
Oh, I see. No problem. I'm usually on the other end of the camera though
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: We're baaack!
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:30:45
Message Number 13879
T> (2 page directions to the Party)
Everybody got that???? Commit to memory and burn your monitor.
===========
From: KNIGHT OWL
To: RAT
Subject: just jokes
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:55:31
Message Number 13880
Did you know that Eve was the first computer operator?
She had an Apple in one hand, and a Wang in the other.
SEE YA!
Knight Owl
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: TURTLE
Subject: photos & souls
Date & Time: 03/18/91 23:57:59
Message Number 13881
T> [describing superstition regarding having yer picture taken]
The Pennsylvania dutch also hold the same superstition.
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Korea/ Japan
Date & Time: 03/19/91 00:22:47
Message Number 13882
>Koreans and Japanese have NOTHING in common, and they'd be the first
>to insist it.
Huh? The two countries have been trading with China for how many
thousands of years, and they have nothing in common? I'd kinda doubt
that... especially in matters like religion and general philosophy.
(I've had a Korean roommate for two years. I know what I'm talking
about.) It's something like the relationship between, say... England
and Hungary.
/Dragonfly/
I'm back!
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: MICHAEL ALLEN
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/19/91 00:31:41
Message Number 13883
>SOUNDS LIKE FUN UNTILL THE COP'S SHOW UP ! THEN WHAT?
Then we invite them to join us, of course. What else would you
expect?
/Dragonfly/
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/19/91 00:37:28
Message Number 13884
>How can you get anywhere if you don't set some goals?
SImple. Goal-setting has nothing to do with getting somewhere. It's
kinda like driving in the middle of B.F.E. If you've got a map, you're
one heck of a lot more likely to find your way somewhere.
/Dragonfly/
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: TIBERIUS
Subject: Tandy Bashing..
Date & Time: 03/19/91 00:42:46
Message Number 13885
>They [the government] are getting rid of all kinds of stuff now,
>including all their old VAX and DEC stuff, too.
Hmmm.... speaking of which, (not VAX and DEC stuff, the government)
one government official explained to me why his section never got rid
of anything. It seems that in order to get the government to sell
ANYTHING, he had to fill out many forms, then hand it over to another
agency, who sold it -- and kept the money. His deparment never received
a single cent. That's government efficiency!
/Dragonfly/
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: TURTLE
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/19/91 00:47:32
Message Number 13886
>Max... the only person I know who's famous in at least two states for
>his "Understated Sex Scenes (tm)".
Yes, but Roger Zelazny once wrote a sex scene in eight words.
/Dragonfly/
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/19/91 00:50:55
Message Number 13887
>"If you have a religious thing about having your soul pinned to photo-
>graphic, ect... you're out of luck." Pardon this dense Vulcan, but
>what did that mean?
Certain religions in the world believe that every time someone takes
a photograph of you, a piece of your soul is torn from your body, and
kept with the photograph. Although this is an Eastern belief (help,
anyone, with exactly WHICH religion believes it?), I've also encountered
it in Mexico.
/Dragonfly/
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: RAT
Subject: Jokes
Date & Time: 03/19/91 00:58:48
Message Number 13888
What was the purpose in either of those jokes?
/Dragonfly/
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: *snort*
Date & Time: 03/19/91 01:12:33
Message Number 13889
T> Okay, you're fickle. Stud-bookend.
Stud-bookend? What?
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/19/91 01:13:48
Message Number 13890
SS> What's the "Seven Knots of Heaven"?
T> Very, very kinky. YOu srue you want to know?
Now I really want to know. I think I know what you're talking about,
but I'm not sure.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/19/91 01:17:55
Message Number 13891
SS> What's the "Seven Knots to Heaven?"
SA> awg, he hadda ask. I'm just going to slide right over the
SA> explainations. (SIC)
That's explanations. (Watch the temper now.) Umm...if you won't give
an explanation, then how about a demonstration. Or, at least, any
stories of your personal experience(s) when them.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Scoot
Date & Time: 03/19/91 01:21:31
Message Number 13892
SS> Hey, I resent that, you can forget about the Super Sport.
SA> Wah!!!! Specialist started it!!!!
You're just making excuses for your bad behavior. If you going to act l
(like) a child then you'll be treated like one. Now stop your crying.
(Comforting the hurt feelings of Saavik)
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: 13721
Date & Time: 03/19/91 01:24:17
Message Number 13893
SA> Do you think you can read me so well?
Do you /really/ want me to answer that?
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/19/91 01:27:42
Message Number 13894
Hey, it's good to see you. Where ya been?
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From: SILVERDAWN
To: ALL
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/19/91 05:43:25
Message Number 13896
Not checking a board for a few days can be dangerous.
Anyway, my handle is actually an elfname I acquired many, many moons
ago. I've used it for years in the Philly area, but this is my first
foray into Fla. boards.
If anyone here does make it to the Largo faire, look for someone in
a huge silver costume, and it'll be me.
Turtle, you know, you live astonishingly close by me.
Scare.
Silverdawn
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From: MICHAEL ALLEN
To: TURTLE
Subject: -
Date & Time: 03/19/91 14:21:53
Message Number 13897
SOUND'S LIKE FUN
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From: MICHAEL ALLEN
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/19/91 14:25:40
Message Number 13898
Thats the best idea so far this party sounds like a great deal of fun.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SILVERDAWN
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/19/91 15:59:02
Message Number 13899
Silver...It's a good idea to call here pretty regular. I logged on
after not calling for two days. BIG Mistake. There was over a hundred
new messages. So call often and keep up to date.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/19/91 16:02:55
Message Number 13900
Yes, (looking around quietly hoping not to be noticed by Turtle) I've
got #13900. Mohahahhahahhahaa.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: RAT
Subject: just jokes
Date & Time: 03/19/91 19:02:53
Message Number 13901
What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam? Gee, that's a hard one.
Ward, I'm worried about the beaver.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/19/91 19:05:38
Message Number 13902
T>You had better keep an eye on The Specialist, tho..
Hey, leave me out of this!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: TURTLE
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/19/91 19:06:38
Message Number 13903
T>No. Max and I were writing messages about our respective characters'
T>activities...You need to learn to separate the /character/ from the
T>/player/...
I already know how to do that. Killjoy.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/19/91 19:08:18
Message Number 13904
SS>What's the "seven knots to heaven"
Heheh. Something that the other stud-muffin didn't know...get that!
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff, IV
Date & Time: 03/19/91 19:10:30
Message Number 13905
S>Sorry, I disagree.
That's ok. You're entitled.
S>God, I'm taking you seriously. Sorry.
Apology not nescessary. I was serious. I *personally* would feel that
it was justification, if only for my own selfish individual.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Ping pong
Date & Time: 03/19/91 20:00:23
Message Number 13906
>A Vulcan Dog Lover,
Does that mean you love Vulcan dogs? That's SICK!
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/19/91 20:01:20
Message Number 13907
>You know, the un-yuppie puppie stuff.
Yeah, I know what I was talking about. The "huh?" was for your reaction
("sigh").
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From: TURTLE
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: photos & souls
Date & Time: 03/19/91 20:02:58
Message Number 13908
>The pennsylvania dutch also hold the same superstition.
Grr! They're not the "Pennsylvania dutch." 'Dutch' is a corruption
of 'Deutsch'; many of them were originally (a LONG time ago) of
german ancestry. They are, in fact, Amish.
I didn't know they had the same ideas, though.
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From: TURTLE
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/19/91 20:05:04
Message Number 13909
>Yes, but Roger Zelazny once wrote a sex scene in eight words.
Were they understated words? It doesn't count if they weren't
understated.
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: *snort*
Date & Time: 03/19/91 20:05:57
Message Number 13910
>Stud-bookend? What?
Stud-muffin, stud-cupcake, stud-bookend, stud-pizza, stud-toaster,
stud-whatever. I still don't know exactly what a stud-MUFFIN is.
Last muffins I saw weren't very studly at all; they were just...well,
just kind of round and toasted.
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/19/91 20:07:52
Message Number 13911
>Now I really want to know.
Okay, you asked for it. The Seven Knots to Heaven is a sexual practice
where a silk cord is knotted in seven places and inserted in the male's
anal orfice. At the moment of climax, the cord is pulled out slowly, one
knot at a time.
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From: TURTLE
To: SILVERDAWN
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/19/91 20:09:40
Message Number 13912
>Turtle, you know, you live astonishingly close by me.
Really? I thought you still lived on campus. Did you move and not tell
me? Grr...now my feelings are hurt.
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/19/91 20:11:55
Message Number 13913
>I've got #13900.
Thpth. I want #14000.
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/19/91 21:38:15
Message Number 13915
SS> Hey, it's good to see you. Where ya been?
Thanks, Scott! (Or is it Scooter, now?) I've been all around, keeping
freedom safe from democracy, and I've been rapidly forgetting my
origins on BBS's. Ya see, there was this Communist dictatorship that
wanted to take over the Republica de Platanos (a really small South
American country), and stole their national monument, the king's
lymphadicmetamorphic pet rock collection. They demanded a full pardon
of the country's political prisoner, that a more interesting-looking
currency be printed, and that the official language of Platanos be
changed to Swedish. (Government sources indicated that they might be
willing to drop the last demand.) I was flown in to engage in secret
negotiations with the Communists, and wound up only signing over half
the national treaury to them. Not bad, huh?
I'm in a strange mood. And if you don't believe THAT story, you
wouldn't believe the real reasons I didn't call.
/Dragonfly/
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SILVERDAWN
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/19/91 21:51:15
Message Number 13916
When I go to Largo, I'll look for you. If you want to find me, I'll
either be wearing a dark, blue cloak, with the inside lined with stars
(and a whole bunch of hidden pockets!), or dark red court garb with pink
tights and a white shirt.
/Dragonfly/
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: MICHAEL ALLEN
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/19/91 21:53:21
Message Number 13917
(By the way, thanks for shifting into lower case. It's so much easier
on my eyes.)
All furry parties are a lot of fun. RufusCons, Turtle Birthdays, or
just any excuse for a party at Turtle's is fun. And usually very, very
strange. Ask us about synchronized jumping. Or rutabegas with PS/2
written on them. Or the impromptu rock concert.
/Dragonfly/
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: TURTLE
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/19/91 21:57:34
Message Number 13918
DF>Yes, but Roger Zelazny once wrote a sex scene in eight words.
T> Were they understated words? It doesn't count if they weren't
T> understated.
Hmmmmm... I'm not sure. I believe it was something like "He was up and
in, in no time." But I'm not positive. Is that understated?
/Dragonfly/
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/19/91 22:01:26
Message Number 13919
(This board definitiely needs some sort of "adult" section -- letting
people choose if they want to hear about these topics. Most of the
people I've seen around the board are mature enough for the topics.
Just some of them might not want to see them.)
The Seven Knots to Heaven sounds like a way to ruin good silk
cords. For some people (not myself!) I could imagine inserting something
at the point of climax -- but vice-versa sounds extremely strange.
(My uninformed theory is that it caught on because it was rather
strange.)
/Dragonfly/
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SILVERDAWN
Subject: philly
Date & Time: 03/20/91 00:03:07
Message Number 13920
Where in the philly area are you from? I'm from West Chester, about 30
miles west of philly. Boy do I miss good hoagies, cheesesteaks, pretzels
and all sorts of other stuff.
SEE YA!
Knight Owl
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/20/91 00:05:25
Message Number 13921
Congradulations! you weren't even trying though, were you?
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From: SAAVIK
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/20/91 00:37:08
Message Number 13922
If you've got a map, you're one heck of a lot more likely to find your
way somewhere. (quoting DragonFly)
My point exactly. You gotta know where you want to go to get anywhere.
Just living life day to day with no eye on tomarrow is a good way to
spend your wheels, waiting for something to drop into your lap.
Hey, believe me, I'm not one of those uptight "by the book", "keep to
the schedule" types...., but reality is, (other than a difficult
concept) you have to look ahead and plan a little.
by the way, that's supposed to be "spin your wheels, not spend them"
Naw! Steel. I corrected myself!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: PARTY
Date & Time: 03/20/91 00:42:53
Message Number 13923
I remember something about the Indians being afraid to have their
pictures taken (American Indians). Hmmmm. What if they were right?
I mean, think about it. New plot for a Sci Fi novel. Hmmmmm.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: *snort*
Date & Time: 03/20/91 00:47:10
Message Number 13924
Stud Bookend? As in two? Shiver the thought......
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/20/91 00:48:19
Message Number 13925
I may have bought the stairway to heaven, but I've never ridden there on
knots. I'll have to let someone else explain it........ (blush)
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Scoot
Date & Time: 03/20/91 00:50:19
Message Number 13926
SS: You're just making excuses for your bad behavior.
Double Wah!!!!!
SS: (Comforting the hurt feelings of Saavik)
(sniff sniff) That's better. If you aren't nice to me, I'll make you
walk to Cyberpunks!!!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: 13721
Date & Time: 03/20/91 00:52:43
Message Number 13927
I notice you slid right over the mistake I corrected on you, Steel!!
Next time you raz ME about changing a subject, just remember that!
SS:Do you really want me to answer that?
No, I don't want to open any cans of worms. They have a tendency to
wiggle all over and escape. Then you end up finding dead worms for the
next three weeks...., in your shoes, in your couch cushions, in your
ashtrays....
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From: SAAVIK
To: SILVERDAWN
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/20/91 00:55:59
Message Number 13928
Welcome back! Hey, gang, he came back...... we DIDN'T scare him away.
Did you say you live near Turtle? You aren't, by chance, missing a
Yo Yo are you?
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/20/91 00:58:13
Message Number 13929
SS: I've got #13900.
I'm impressed. Call me when you get 13999.
Ohhh, I'm a punchy puppy tonight...... sorry.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/20/91 01:01:20
Message Number 13930
TS: Heheh. Something that the other stud-muffin didn't know....get that!
Amazing. Wonder if he's browsing the dictionary tonight? Forget it,
Scotty, you'll never find it in Websters.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Stuff, IV
Date & Time: 03/20/91 01:03:47
Message Number 13931
Are you saying that you would bodily injure a man who "came on to you"?
Why? Why not just tell him you're not interested and be done with that?
Would you feel good about yourself for pounding a guy for asking?
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Ping pong
Date & Time: 03/20/91 01:06:11
Message Number 13932
T: Does that mean you love Vulcan dogs? That's SICK!!
YOU'RE SICK!!!!! Hmmmm. I do remember requesting a Great Dane along with
the green M & M's and 69 Camaro Super Sport, though... Maybe I AM sick.
Filled with Vulcan Self Doubt
Saavik
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Confusion
Date & Time: 03/20/91 01:08:59
Message Number 13933
Confusion sets in..... I grab the sides of my head and rock slowly back
and forth. The "huh?" was for your reaction ("sigh"). Awk!!!! Are you
a spy? Am I supposed to answer "The Blue Dog Howls at the New Moon"?
I must go to bed and ponder this whole subject.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: *snort*
Date & Time: 03/20/91 01:13:15
Message Number 13934
T:Last muffins I saw weren't very studly at all: they were just..well,
just kind of round and toasted.
I had a toasted Stud Muffin once.....
He sobered up eventually.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/20/91 01:53:28
Message Number 13939
TS> Hey, leave me out of it.
Why, you're the one who jumped in and promptly beat the shit out of me
for the whole BBS community to see.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: *snort*
Date & Time: 03/20/91 01:55:38
Message Number 13940
Stud-muffin is a studly kinda guy (like you) who is soft, moist, and
delicious.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/20/91 01:57:05
Message Number 13941
(Seven Knots to Heaven)
That's what I thought it was, I just have never heard of it under that
name. And, yes, Specialis, I /did/ know what it was, and how they are
used. (And no, not from personal experience)
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/20/91 01:58:47
Message Number 13942
T> Thrth. I want #14000. Will just see about that. (evil grin)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/20/91 02:00:51
Message Number 13943
DF> I'll either be wearing a..cloak...or dark red court garb with
pink tights and a white shirt.
I'd be careful of him, Silverdawn. I'm always weary of guys in pink
tights.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: *snort*
Date & Time: 03/20/91 02:04:21
Message Number 13944
SA> Stud Bookend? As in two? Shiver the thought...
I got it, I got it. Turtle can stand on your left (or right) and I coul
(could) stand on your right (or left) and we could have a picture taken.
"Saavik between two Stud-muffins."
That would be hilarous.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Scoot
Date & Time: 03/20/91 02:07:25
Message Number 13945
SA> (sniff sniff) That's better. If you aren't nice to me, I'll make
SA> you walk to Cyberpunks!!!
You wouldn't do that to me, would you? (The BIGGEST puppy-dog face I can
muster)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff, IV
Date & Time: 03/20/91 02:10:22
Message Number 13946
SA> (to Specialist) Would you fell good about yourself for pounding
SA> A guy for asking?
Yes, he would.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: ALL
Subject: getting close
Date & Time: 03/20/91 02:12:37
Message Number 13947
Here we go again, I wonder if Turtle's gonna kick me off line again.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: getting close
Date & Time: 03/20/91 02:13:33
Message Number 13948
This makes two more entries and I'm there.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: ALL
Subject: so close
Date & Time: 03/20/91 02:14:35
Message Number 13949
It's just around the corner now.
Turtle, are you watching and waiting. I think i'm just being paranoid.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: ALL
Subject: Maybe??
Date & Time: 03/20/91 02:15:38
Message Number 13950
I got 13950 as well. I guess I can leave #14000 alone, I've gotten two
in a row.
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From: SILVERDAWN
To: VARIOUS.
Subject: All the above.
Date & Time: 03/20/91 03:23:16
Message Number 13951
Yes, yes, I know, I could just use the 'R' key, but why be normal?
Turtle, we *have* met? Man, I thought I was confused before. NOW see
what you've done. Yes, I still live on campus, even after four years.
Well, three, really.
Dragonfly: Were you at the Sarasota Medieval Fair? I was there as a
member of The Eight Wandering, a minstrel group-- a lane act-- but I was
garbed in green and black at the time. I think I'll classify as
'unmissable' in the silver thing at Largo. I was there Sunday, but only
for two hours at the end, hanging out with the minstrels wherever
possible.
Knight Owl, I have eaten 'cheesesteaks"-- and I use the term
hesitantly-- from Chcago to London, and I will tell you tight now, if
you aren't in Philly, you aren't eating the real thing. Not even JERSEY
does it well. I'm from 20th and Lombard, Center City.
And Saavik-- the motto of The Electric Holt, my home board, was "The
Board That Goes Down More Often Than Joan Collins." It takes more than
the wrath of GTE to scare this elf away!
Silverdawn
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From: RAT
To: SAAVIK
Subject: bashing
Date & Time: 03/20/91 18:13:19
Message Number 13953
BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH
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From: RAT
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: PURPOSE
Date & Time: 03/20/91 18:15:26
Message Number 13954
I enjoy giving you all these jokes to get you all depressed so I can
laugh at you! Swell.
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From: RAT
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Beaver
Date & Time: 03/20/91 18:17:00
Message Number 13955
Ah! Another "Leave it to Beaver" fan! Wow! I've failed to find
any person that actually watches that show (of coarse, except for me).
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From: RAT
To: TURTLE
Subject: We're baaack!
Date & Time: 03/20/91 19:02:05
Message Number 13956
Excuse my ignorance but what is a Furry Party?
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From: SILVERDAWN
To: RAT
Subject: Furry party.
Date & Time: 03/20/91 20:51:35
Message Number 13957
It's the people you should vote for next Election Day. Or they'll bite
you.
Silverdawn
===========
From: P.WHIPPED
To: SAAVIK
Subject: indians
Date & Time: 03/20/91 21:06:05
Message Number 13958
I'm not sure about American indians, but i know that eskimoes don't
want their picture taken. They believe that a picture captures the
soul of whoever the picture was taken of. Of course it would be kind
of hard for them to explain how there can be more than one picure of
the same person.
===========
From: P.WHIPPED
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: tights
Date & Time: 03/20/91 21:12:10
Message Number 13959
i'd be more afraid of guys wearing mauve tights.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: *snort*
Date & Time: 03/20/91 21:32:03
Message Number 13960
You mean like a Saavik Sandwitch? Hmmmm. Definately want my picture
taken with ALL the stud muffins. Something to remember in my quickly
upcoming old age.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Scoot
Date & Time: 03/20/91 21:33:20
Message Number 13961
SA>I'll make you walk to Cyberpunks!!!
SS>(Biggest Puppy-dog face) You wouldn't do that.....
Ok, ok, But I make the dogs ride in the back...... Except for Saavik, my
Doberman Pinscher.
Yeah, I named myself after my Dog.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Maybe??
Date & Time: 03/20/91 21:36:54
Message Number 13962
".....I gotta little yellow man in my head, He sez yer not goin' mad, ya
got a man in yer head....Paranoia, deep destroyer."
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From: SAAVIK
To: RAT
Subject: bashing
Date & Time: 03/20/91 21:40:12
Message Number 13963
RAT: BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH
Oh, I see. (wry smile) A Homo Basher AND a Bitch Basher.
===========
From: SAAVIK
To: SILVERDAWN
Subject: Furry party.
Date & Time: 03/20/91 21:42:31
Message Number 13964
Er, shouldn't that be...... (Furry Party) It's the people you should
vote for next Election Day. Or they'll byte you. Sorry, I don't
usually correct anyone's messages (LIKE SOME PEOPLE, STEEL!!!!).
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From: SAAVIK
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: indians
Date & Time: 03/20/91 21:44:15
Message Number 13965
Hehehehe. Excuse me. Hohohohoo. (gulp) I couldn't help but notice your
handle. Where'd you get it?
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From: TURTLE
To: BARTMAN
Subject: WELLLLLL?????
Date & Time: 03/20/91 23:43:23
Message Number 13966
Well, hey, Wratt is next to me right now, and says he has three or four
CoCo BBS programs but no disks to copy 'em on to. If you can get me some
blank floppies, I can get you the programs...
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From: TURTLE
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/20/91 23:50:28
Message Number 13969
>"He was up and in, in no time."...is that understated?
No.
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From: TURTLE
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/20/91 23:51:08
Message Number 13970
>(My uninformed theory is that it caught on because it was rather
>strange.)
I doubt it. When you are engaged in sexual intercourse, that area
becomes very sensitive; any sort of stimulation can be pleasurable.
I don't really plan to put in an adult area other than the adult
storyboard because (a) I'm not convinced that it would be
used, or that all the "adult" conversation would stay there; and (b)
this entire system is primarily intended for adults, and if people
see things they don't want to see they have the option of either
ignoring it or not calling here. I'm not int he business of policing
people's conversation or seeing to it that nobody sees anything that
might offend them; I'm in the business of running a bulletin board.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/20/91 23:55:39
Message Number 13971
>I'll have to let someone else explain it.......... (blush)
My, aren't we uptight? :>
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Ping pong
Date & Time: 03/20/91 23:56:55
Message Number 13972
>YOU'RE SICK!!!!!
Bite thy tongue, lest thou has to eat thy words and the Aardvark of
Happiness stick its tongue out at you. You said it, not me.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Confusion
Date & Time: 03/20/91 23:57:48
Message Number 13973
>Confusion sets in...
Let me un-confuse you. Why the theatrical sigh after your comment re:
setting goals on one's trip down life's merry lane?
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: *snort*
Date & Time: 03/20/91 23:59:20
Message Number 13974
>Stud-muffin is a studly kinda guy...
[anyone else see what's coming?]
> ...(like you)...
[HA! *snort*]
> ...who is soft, moist,
>and delicious.
I will have to take your word on the last; I wouldn't know.
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/21/91 00:01:17
Message Number 13975
>I'm always weary of guys in pink tights.
You mean they're so common you're tired of them? Or are you WARY of
them?
(Smug grin at having caught Scott "Mr. Correction Fluid" Steel on a
technicality...that TOTALLY distorted his intended meaning... :> )
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: *snort*
Date & Time: 03/21/91 00:03:01
Message Number 13976
>That would be hilarous.
Well, Turtle is NOT a stud-muffin...
...but yeah, you're right, it'd be funny.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SILVERDAWN
Subject: All the above.
Date & Time: 03/21/91 00:04:45
Message Number 13977
Yes, we HAVE met. Your cat adopted me for a while, remember? (That
oughta tell you who I am!) I never managed to call The Electric Holt,
but I think it got listed in Mythagoras #1...is it still up?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: RAT
Subject: We're baaack!
Date & Time: 03/21/91 00:05:46
Message Number 13978
A furry party is a party geared mostly toward fans of animation,
funny animals, art, and that sort of thing. A furry party as
practiced in Florida is a very large, very bizzare party that's
noted for the peculiar and inexplicible things that go on at
it and for lasting practically forever. If you REALLY want to see
a furry party in action, I suggest you show up Saturday evening or
some time on Sunday...you'll be amazed, guaranteed.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Not *snort*
Date & Time: 03/21/91 00:08:25
Message Number 13979
>You mean like a Saavik Sandwitch?
"A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is more like a meal."
Sorry, I had to.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Not Indians
Date & Time: 03/21/91 00:10:15
Message Number 13980
>I couldn't help but notice your handle. Where'd you get it?
Nadia. You'll meet her (and him) at the Furry Party. :> (Hoping to
the gods below she doesn't see this...)
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Den
Date & Time: 03/21/91 00:15:15
Message Number 13981
Okay, I read over the background. A few suggestions:
Provide a physical description of the island and the actual place
itself, as well as an overview of the characters who run it (and who
a customer can expect to interact with). Also, a list of the services
the Den normally has available, and what sort of things a customer
might expect there. A good, detailed description of the interior of the
place would be a good thing to have; it makes the setting easier to
imagine (necessary when you have several people sharing the same
setting; everyone ought to have the same view of the building itself!).
I would strongly suggest allowing at a /maximum/ two characters per
player; one is usually more successful. This does not apply to you;
as moderator, you will probably be running all the characters who are
actually employees of the place.
You might spell out more explicitly (to coin a phrase) the difference
between the public and private access areas of the Den (and the story-
board); presumably, the brothel is not open to the general public,
since the public-access part of the storyboard is not going to be
terribly explicit.
A quick rundown on the types of aliens the players might expect to
see, and how common they are, would help. How many species of
"furries" are there, can they all interbreed with humans, what are they
called, and what characteristics (physical and temperment-wise)
do they have?
You might (your option) want to require characters to post in first
person; that's up to you.
Other than that (whew!) it looks pretty good...whaddya think?
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/21/91 02:27:20
Message Number 13982
There's one problem with having a map in the middle of BFE... until
you get a real good idea of how the ground looks, you can't really tell
where you are. The more time ya spend just spinning around the various
roads, the better chance you'll have of finding yerself on the map.
/Dragonfly/
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: *snort*
Date & Time: 03/21/91 02:32:28
Message Number 13983
> Stud-muffin is a studly kinda guy (like you) who is soft, moise, and
> delicious.
I've never known Turtles to be soft, though they're often moist.
And, by the way, how DO you know Turtle is delicious, anyway?
/Dragonfly/
I couldn't resist.
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/21/91 02:34:22
Message Number 13984
> I'm always weary of guys in pink tights.
Thhhhhpft! To you, too! I forgot to mention the concealed weapon.
/Dragonfly/
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: RAT
Subject: PURPOSE
Date & Time: 03/21/91 02:43:18
Message Number 13986
>I enjoy giving you all these jokes to get you all depressed so I can
>laugh at ou! Swell.
I wasn't depressed. Just confused.
Sorry to have stomped over your meaning of life like that.
/Dragonfly/
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From: DRAGONFLY
To: TURTLE
Subject: More Blushing
Date & Time: 03/21/91 02:45:59
Message Number 13987
DF>"He was up and in, in no time."... is that understated?
T> No.
Okay. Tell me which word is overstated, and I'll try to stay away
from it.
/Dragonfly/
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: SAAVIK
Subject: bashing
Date & Time: 03/21/91 02:54:42
Message Number 13988
>A Homo Basher AND a Bitch Basher<
Not to mention a basher basher.
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: SAAVIK
Subject: handle
Date & Time: 03/21/91 02:56:42
Message Number 13989
I think i picked up my handle along with my spout way way back in
kindergarden as part of this neato kean song i learned about rearanging
my molecules to represent a teapot. i also learned a song about an itsy
bitsy spider...but i digress. Actually it had been pablo, but that
didn't quite fit. i could use my furry persona (sloth), but what the
hell...why not be different. Oh yeah, my girlfriend was watching over
my shoulder as i logged on to change my handle and i had to satiate
her apetite for complete and total domination over me
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From: P.WHIPPED
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: BFE
Date & Time: 03/21/91 03:03:59
Message Number 13990
bfe is hell....i had to live there for several years. The most
exciting thing to do is listen to your neighbors shooting shotguns
at trees and watching cows do kinky things. if one spends too much
time in bfe they may even become incredibly deranged and have a
handle like P.Whipped
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From: BEATLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: BBS BS
Date & Time: 03/21/91 12:13:11
Message Number 13991
> A shy person could post messages where they might not be able to have
> an open conversation with a stranger.
Or a friend. That really sounds odd, but try to feel like you're REAL
important at a Furry Party. With ALL the people there, you have to share
everyone with everyone else, and it can get frustrating.
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From: BEATLE
To: ALL
Subject: MESSAGES
Date & Time: 03/21/91 12:16:48
Message Number 13992
Okay, maybe 13333 is long gone, but who will get 14444???? The game
is afoot, all....
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/21/91 12:55:20
Message Number 13994
"Damn it, Jim, I'm a sysop not a cop!!!!"
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/21/91 12:56:25
Message Number 13995
I am NOT uptight. I just have a little problem with talking about
something that kinky. It makes me blush and my fingers get all screwed
up and I can't type and ........ yeah, I guess I am uptight.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Confusion
Date & Time: 03/21/91 13:02:28
Message Number 13996
I dunno why I sighed, other than I'm tired of being of being stressed
out and, ok, let's face it, UPTIGHT by my job. I'd love to chuck it all
aside and amble down "life's merry lane". But that would be financial
suicide. I have to think ahead, I have to keep my eye on tomarrow. I hav
two children depending on me. I guess it's not the goal setting thing,
it's the "clawing to keep the edge" thing at work.
Am I rambling or does anyone know what I'm talking about.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: I never learn.
Date & Time: 03/21/91 13:11:08
Message Number 13997
Turtle scores a big one on the human spell checker.
Divine Justice. I like it.
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From: SAAVIK
To: DRAGONFLY
Subject: Stuff
Date & Time: 03/21/91 13:16:23
Message Number 13998
DF>The more time ya spend just spinning around the various roads, the
better chance you'll have of finding yerself on the map.
Well, I can go along with that. Then there's the type who ask for
directions...... and REALLY get lost.
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From: SAAVIK
To: P.WHIPPED
Subject: handle
Date & Time: 03/21/91 13:20:30
Message Number 13999
Girlfriend looking over your shoulder??
HI Nadia!!!!!
(Saavik waves happily)
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From: SAAVIK
To: BEATLE
Subject: BBS BS
Date & Time: 03/21/91 13:22:00
Message Number 14000
Wait a minute!!! About the Furry party..... you have to share everyone
with everyone else???? What kind of party is this?????
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