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??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ? ? ? ?? ?? ?????? ???????? ? Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter ? ? ?? ?? ??? ??? ?? ?? ? ? ? ?? ?? ???????? ???????? ? Issue #109 - 8/9/1995 ? ? ???????? ???????? ?? ?? ? ? ? ???? ?? ?? ???????? ? -[ Written By: Rev. Foolbert J. ]-? ? ? ? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? SHO WUZ GOOD ? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Date: 12:10 am Wed Aug 9, 1995 Number : 2 of 2 From: Rev. Foolbert Sturgeon Base : [Local] Never Ending Story To : Quantum Overdrive Refer #: 1 Subj: Re: ... Replies: None Stat: Normal Origin : Local QO> I woke up this morning to find a woman in my bedroom undressing. I was like QO> WOW. I kept quite since i didn't want her to know that i was there. She the QO> took out this big ass vibreater and put it in her hole. I watched her cum. QO> Then i snuck up on her and... ...grabbed the vibrator out of her hand and began to shove it down her throat.... As I got a closer look, I realized that this was no normal woman, it was slaytan!! holy shit!! this was one ugly nigger bitch! i continued to choke the whore on the vibrator until his quivering body convulted and collapsed... pimp slapping the bitch one last time, i left the room.. walking down the hall i heard a strange sound... like a grunt, but also like a whine... a low gutteral sound echoing from the bedroom.. I approached the door, opened it slowly... the closet door was wide open, and it looked as if someone had crawled out of it. Type-O was on the bed, the good jewish boy he was, with his TMNT yamaka on. Grunting and groaning, he was butt fucking slaytan's dead body and mumbling strange jewish incantations.. You see, Type-O likes that faggot black meat, so he crawled out of the closet to get some.... When i thought i had seen the last of the horrible scene, I realized there was someone behind Type-O.... it was el cid! that damn spic was was pumping a vibrator in type-o's bloody asshole... he kept yelling fucking ole! ole! and had this big fucking sombrero on.. This was more than I could take.. I reached for my trusty gat and pointed the barrel at type-o's face... i squeezed the trigger again and again, and laughed as blood splashed onto the walls... The room lit up with the firepower. i let up on the trigger and saw that El Spic was licking up the bloody shit that was running of Slaytans dead ass... Again I aimed for the face.. I held the gat in front of El Cid's face.. and laughing, I began to pull the trigger... El spic began to beg for mercy, like faggots do... and right before i was going to fire, the window shattered... TPP flew in on a grappling hook into the bedroom. Glass sprayed across the room. In a rage of fury, TPP screamed "Die Faggot Scum!" and swept the room with his mach 10, splattering El spic across the wall... Laughing, TPP ceased fire, and we proceded to throw the bodies into plastic bags. Taking the bags outside, we soon found the local KFC.. AFter putting the remains in the honey BBQ nigga jiz machine, we watched the dumbass nigger worker HoNeY-BbQ all dat Fried ChIkEn... Little niggers and old niggers alike made the most of remains by slurping them up with their biscuits, gravy, and chitlins(whatever the fuck chitlins are)... Then all the niggers in the store laid back in their chairs, licked thier greasy fingers, turned on the eazy-e, and broke out the watermelon for dessert... And after the meal was finished, One ugly nigger stood up, he looked like slaytan, and remarked "Damn, That SHo Was MMMMMMMM GoOD!!!"... And as we looked at the BBQ machine clogging up with El-Spics remains, we looked into the blue sky and shared a laugh... A little red birs flew over us, singing a little birdie song... YEs, we had to agree with the nigger, "IT SHO WUZ GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MMMmMMMmmmmmMMMMMM"!!!!! ThE EnD [[Local] Never Ending Story] 2 of 2 Reading : ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????? ]<-RaD Places To Find ALL The VaS Issues ????????????????? ? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? DaDDy HiLL HoUsE WHQ (810)348-0421 14.4k bps ? ? The Terrorist's Playground (404)394-3080 14.4k bps ? ? Goat Blowers Annonymous (215)750-0392 14.4k bps ? ? Lunatic Labs, Ltd. (213)655-0691 2400 bps ? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? WoZZEl FaNcLuB - (313)605-1016 /\ aH GoT JaNe - (313)438-0390 ? ? VaS VMB - (313)605-1060 /\ NaCl VMB - (313)605-7662 ? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? If you're interested in being a distribution site, contact KKK BBS. ? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? [VaS] 95' - "There was me, that is Alex and my three droogs..." (C)opywrite If YoU RiP ThIs OfF wE WiLL FuCk YoU uP!